Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

this is me everyday at school :(

Myestic9 years ago

I'll just buy a super strong bodyguard inside a mech that holds 2 Gatling guns/miniguns with 50 rockets inside a rocket launcher on his back with 5 attack drones with rifles on each side of my house with spikes everywhere on my super powerful suit made of ...[Show full comment]

Gigablack3 months ago

You a real one for that

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A rose for emily8 years ago

*fist bump*

TeamKobus28 years ago

Wha?

JeniRae Woods12 years ago

collective asexual fist-bump

SilentStorms9 months ago

Yes

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DragonEXE8 years ago

Hell I'll go sons of anarchy on their ass or hells angels! you fat shit don't have a chance in hell!

KodaKada278 years ago

Straight Christian =\

JMelvinC8 years ago

I wont.

dudebro1019 years ago

So my dad's old friends beats me up after I get laid

Th3FirstOrd3rGRVP8 years ago

lol 😂

JTminegamer9 years ago

Ima get strong and rek dem then

Douglas Lynch12 years ago

its ok, im rich and charming, I'll hire a hitman to kill the bikers that beat me up, it shouldnt take more than a week at my rate before there arent any fat bikers left :P

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago

YES

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DorrieBubb7 years ago

For the one which said, "Your one fantasy will become true, but you will become a mute" F*CK YEAH, I"LL BECOME A MUTE IF THAT MEANT TAENY WOULD EXIST.

mynameishitler8 years ago

there are two ways this is gonna turn out: 1. id use my money to buy the fat bikers more shit to eat until they die of diabetes and never bug with me again. or 2. id get laid in a country where there exists no fat bikers. win-win

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Smart

MineplayGamer8 years ago

im gay sooooooooooooo

BoiZeBery7 years ago

Um so gay people can get laid and gay people can still be bbeat up sooooooo this still applies to you

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Joshua Peebles12 years ago

use the money to become batman

Lolo troll guy9 years ago

Nice dude

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago

[Asexual's chuckling in the background] But I like the Batman idea. I'd be batman.

TheHipsterOne8 years ago

INTERNETWOW LOL I´M NOT REAL!!!!

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Jake Stanek Lauber12 years ago

ok what the hell

IsraelMendoza7 years ago

You can pay someone to kill them after

tehhypergamer9 years ago

Ill just make a iron man suit and kill them, however Im not one to ALWAYS want sex.

Tobi H. Lid12 years ago

asexual!

Mc PressMyButtons9 years ago

How would they know?

TeamKobus28 years ago

I will lay them LOOPHOLE

GlutNy7 years ago

Run, they’re too fat to catch up with you

yako1149 years ago

So I'm constantly getting beat...

anti-furry-manlast year

a gang of fat bikers? why fat, but i mean we can just push them over and they have been defeated.

Potatogod1239 years ago

But what if I outrun them?!?! ðŸ˜±ðŸ˜±ðŸ˜±

WyldeTigerLily8 years ago

Welp I'm 12 so unless theres some freaky pedophile out there I'm fine.

TeddyBear10 years ago

Asexual here; I'll just never get paid.

Hardin56879 years ago

Get laid in an armored suit with a hole at the bottom

Atomicman9608 years ago

I like this one

bob the killer9 years ago

THEY WILL JUST SUMO YOU

minion_TP5 years ago

would the beating be after, as it starts or during?

MonsterToby9 years ago

No gang of bikers can beat meh

Lolo troll guy9 years ago

Or cAn They....

get on the bed9 years ago

i'm a ****ing blackbelt

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc7 years ago

Just don't get laid?

captain mcderp9 years ago

get a gun or force field

Donjaron8 years ago

I would hire a bigger group of bikers. to defend me. or just bodyguards

Conner Wolf12 years ago

Use my amazing riches to take lessons in multiple martial arts, and hire a posse that will come in any time I snap my fingers, gang war time.

Amazingpieguy7 years ago

Dont get laid

anyoneintheworld10 years ago

So I'll never get beat up? T_T

Sweater18 years ago

They"re FAT bikers...if you run you they can't catch you

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago

Can I legally shoot them?

Xxsilentdartxx9 years ago

I will push the button

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

What is laid

BABYCOOLCOPS911THECOOLCOPS9118 years ago

Dont have sex problem solved

danny6410 years ago

if only Forest Morton said Crazy Dalecks comment, then I could have said 'RUUUUUN FOREST RUUUUUUN'

Pushdabutton7 years ago

Bodyguards.

pixelBagel9 years ago

ISN'T IT FUN BEING ACE, EVERYONE?

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

Use my money to buy a weapon to kill said bikers

Forest Morton12 years ago

Become batman/iron man

CaxiasDuke9 years ago

just hire security, you're rich

JOKES-ON-YOU8 years ago

JOKE"S ON YOU A GANG OF FAT BIKERS ALREADY BEAT ME UP

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