Will You Press The Button?

NotRealPerson 11 years ago

Have your first year happen during Harry's 7th. Voldemort is now dead for your second year.

QNightwatcher 5 years ago

I was born after 2000 so Voldemort is dead already so this makes no sense

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DemonicalDragon 8 years ago

The HarryPotter Series already ended, witch means that Voldemort is already dead and so can't kill you. Suck it button!!!

Dry Pussy Cleaner 10 years ago

Just come back from cloudville like Harry did.

Mercura 11 years ago

downside?

Superwar3795 9 years ago

Not sure if you’re joking or suicidal

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Luna-Chan 10 years ago

Well I'm with the Percy Jackson fandom SOOOOOOOOOO...

heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago

Hey, me too! But I would love to be a demigod witch....

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AnnonApril 9 years ago

HA HA VOLDEY CANT DO DAT HE DEID

Hugh-John Stockton 13 years ago

Twenty five percent of people are alright with being murdered by the most terrifying dark wizard of all time if it means they get to levitate a few objects, talk to a few paintings, and fall off a few broomsticks.

WhatTheFuck 3 years ago

27% now

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TurtlederpPercy 9 years ago

I'm in the PJO and HoO fandom, I ain't nevah going to no Hogs that have warts.

heroesofolympus1738 9 years ago

It"s a school for wizards and witches....

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

He died somewhere in 2003 or something... he died for good.... So DAFAQ!?

QNightwatcher 5 years ago

He died in 1998

Serano 8 years ago

i am a good man in a good history

Felcsi 9 years ago

So that"s how Chester Bennington died

ttyl556 9 years ago

I"ve never seen Harry potter sry

Pond 9 years ago

Well Voldemort is dead so win win

wazzzzzzup 11 years ago

use hermiones locket to go back in time and stop he who shall not be named in the first place

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

It"s not a locket, it"s a Time Turner.

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desmond2600 11 years ago

Never go to school second year

Tricky 10 years ago

Listen to Dobby

JoÃ£o NÃcolas Andrade 13 years ago

I will learn how to make Horcruxes in one year. u mad voldy?

Lissa Trancy 11 years ago

Skip Year 2~

SASUKE!!!!!!! 11 years ago

Kill voldemart in the first year

Yukitai 6 years ago

Just use a life-binding magic on Voldemort so when you die, they die (without exception, no regen or eternal life anymore)

Seagrave 12 years ago

still better than my real childhood and full of way less trauma.

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

I have never seen or read Harry Potter. (have mercy)

QueasyCarrot 10 years ago

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Hitlerwasntthatbad 11 years ago

im alreday wixard

LiamJohnson 9 years ago

Easy transfer to a different school for a couple of years

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE 11 years ago

Kill voldemort in the first year LETS GO FUCK LOGIC

Yeetyeet 9 years ago

But what if I'm going to be a witch 💁👯

Waffleyumboy 11 years ago

69% of people want to stay home and 69

Lordking573 3 years ago

not a harry potter fan

Wholock1010 11 years ago

No he can't because I'm a time lord wizard that can regenerate and blow him out of the soil!!

Jacky138 11 years ago

Voldy lemme join you please~~

Jack Lewis 13 years ago

WRONG he is already dead he can't hurt me :P

AdamtheKing 10 years ago

This was legitimately hard for me....

MirceaCiubuca 9 years ago

I want to die

Emmkinn 10 years ago

Well he is dead anyway sooooo

DarkUnicorn14 11 years ago

Voldemort is dead, so...

Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago

Not if I kill him first!

davidgilliland38 11 years ago

Harry Potter is so fricken stupid I wish people woud just shut the hell up about harry fricken potter

3fd 5 years ago

Idk what"s the upsidev

imakat 12 years ago

I can just skip second year. plus second year no one is killed so i be alright

Medium_Murdock 10 years ago

I'll freaking drop his ass

Arthur Silverring 11 years ago

Worth it...

Zanes-cake-is-a-lie 10 years ago

Get held back, like a lot.

DarkDragon0091 11 years ago

Win-win

SlothKing22 11 years ago

Kill voldemort in the first year easy!

robin547 9 years ago

I can just go to....... ILVERMORNY!

lol 11 years ago

why would i want to go to hogwarts if i get killed my voldemort? SCREW YOU VOLDEMORT!!!!

Mr.mystery last year

But he's dead!

EncodedGamer85 11 years ago

Loophole = VOLDEMORT IS DEAD MOTHERFOCKAS

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

Well at least I can chill with Unicorns.

Perhaps 7 years ago

DROP OUT FIRST YEAR!!! Then you don't have a second year, go to fight voldermolt, and he technically can't kill you. Finish him off, and continue in third year.

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