Will You Press The Button?

NotRealPerson9 years ago

Have your first year happen during Harry's 7th. Voldemort is now dead for your second year.

QNightwatcher4 years ago

I was born after 2000 so Voldemort is dead already so this makes no sense

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Dry Pussy Cleaner9 years ago

Just come back from cloudville like Harry did.

DemonicalDragon7 years ago

The HarryPotter Series already ended, witch means that Voldemort is already dead and so can't kill you. Suck it button!!!

Mercura9 years ago

downside?

Superwar37957 years ago

Not sure if you’re joking or suicidal

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Luna-Chan9 years ago

Well I'm with the Percy Jackson fandom SOOOOOOOOOO...

heroesofolympus17388 years ago

Hey, me too! But I would love to be a demigod witch....

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AnnonApril8 years ago

HA HA VOLDEY CANT DO DAT HE DEID

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago

I'm in the PJO and HoO fandom, I ain't nevah going to no Hogs that have warts.

heroesofolympus17388 years ago

It"s a school for wizards and witches....

TeamKobus28 years ago

He died somewhere in 2003 or something... he died for good.... So DAFAQ!?

QNightwatcher4 years ago

He died in 1998

Hugh-John Stockton12 years ago

Twenty five percent of people are alright with being murdered by the most terrifying dark wizard of all time if it means they get to levitate a few objects, talk to a few paintings, and fall off a few broomsticks.

WhatTheFuck2 years ago

27% now

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Serano7 years ago

i am a good man in a good history

Felcsi8 years ago

So that"s how Chester Bennington died

ttyl5568 years ago

I"ve never seen Harry potter sry

Pond8 years ago

Well Voldemort is dead so win win

wazzzzzzup9 years ago

use hermiones locket to go back in time and stop he who shall not be named in the first place

Kittenlover1017 years ago

It"s not a locket, it"s a Time Turner.

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desmond26009 years ago

Never go to school second year

Tricky8 years ago

Listen to Dobby

JoÃ£o NÃcolas Andrade12 years ago

I will learn how to make Horcruxes in one year. u mad voldy?

gijo7779 years ago

True +hello 123

RogueRondol7 years ago

what"s hogwarts? who"s Voldemort?

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Hogwarts is a magical school, and Voldemort is the MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLS SO MANY PEOPLE, LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER"S PARENTS.

Table_Pepper9 years ago

Kill him the first

glazedoughnut8 years ago

Boldly is dead so I'm completely good with this

Emerald_Tiger9 years ago

No way in the land of harry potter would I do this.

Stolenstar10 years ago

Voldemort is dead. And if this is like Harry Potter time, I am Half-Blood so, le snake won't kill me. Even if I did die somehow it was fucking worth it.

Myuu9 years ago

But what if i become the best wizard in this 2 years and destroy him?

markandarc4 years ago

just skip second year

jaffa biscuit11 years ago

totally worth it

nakobro2003 8 years ago

Every potterhead (myself included) pretty much knows all the unforgivable curses

Tricky8 years ago

Yeah but Voldemort is a much stronger wizard who can shoot an avada kedavra at you without you even knowing he was there

Daby7 years ago

Hell no

rexafun128 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

cococrzy9 years ago

I figured it out. Learn a shit ton of spells in the first year then never do the second year and finally realise that Voldemort would be dead. Return to Hogwarts.

sonicj019 years ago

dont go back

Virginia :D :P (xD)10 years ago

i don't watch harry potter no hate please

Keriko9 years ago

It's also a book....

Alexis_Holmes_6563 years ago

plot hole found: you could become an american wizard, voldy mouldy wont kill you then. also im taking the chance.

icouldntthinkofaname10 years ago

well now i know my fate so i could avoid it

Kitkat10108 years ago

Excuse me but id rather be a witch.

sonic =sanic9 years ago

Can't be kill I'll fuck voldemort

ElibelSoda8 years ago

I don't watch Harry Potter, but I know who Voldemort is because I heard his name somewhere.

21jamsis9 years ago

Well team up with him and then he would not kill you

Fuck_that_bitch_thanos7 years ago

I can make a nose joke before I die, I'm fucking hhaopy.

alsiceg9 years ago

just killvboldemort before then easy logic go fuck youre self

Fleecy277 years ago

It says you can become one not you have too

Nosaj9 years ago

Harry Potter sucks

DragonsWolvesBravery7 years ago

GO BACK TO JERSEY YOU SCUMBAG!

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Lissa Trancy9 years ago

Skip Year 2~

SASUKE!!!!!!!10 years ago

Kill voldemart in the first year

Yukitai4 years ago

Just use a life-binding magic on Voldemort so when you die, they die (without exception, no regen or eternal life anymore)

Seagrave10 years ago

still better than my real childhood and full of way less trauma.

Nerdyboy8 years ago

I have never seen or read Harry Potter. (have mercy)

LiamJohnson7 years ago

Easy transfer to a different school for a couple of years

QueasyCarrot8 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Hitlerwasntthatbad9 years ago

im alreday wixard

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE9 years ago

Kill voldemort in the first year LETS GO FUCK LOGIC

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