Twenty five percent of people are alright with being murdered by the most terrifying dark wizard of all time if it means they get to levitate a few objects, talk to a few paintings, and fall off a few broomsticks.
I will learn how to make Horcruxes in one year. u mad voldy?
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robin5479 years ago
I can just go to....... ILVERMORNY!
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SlothKing2211 years ago
Kill voldemort in the first year easy!
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lol11 years ago
why would i want to go to hogwarts if i get killed my voldemort?
SCREW YOU VOLDEMORT!!!!
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Mr.mysterylast year
But he's dead!
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EncodedGamer8511 years ago
Loophole = VOLDEMORT IS DEAD MOTHERFOCKAS
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Perhaps7 years ago
DROP OUT FIRST YEAR!!!
Then you don't have a second year, go to fight voldermolt, and he technically can't kill you. Finish him off, and continue in third year.
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Samantha Kohlhorst13 years ago
Uh drop out after first year just don't go back buy spell books figure it out teach yourself
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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One11 years ago
Well at least I can chill with Unicorns.
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Carolynn_Kit10 years ago
Two years is a long time
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alsiceg11 years ago
and hes already dead do reasearch m8
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You-Know-Who9 years ago
I don't want to commit suicide, thank you very much!
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CyanideSurprise 11 years ago
ok. I can do that.
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heroesofolympus17389 years ago
Quick, immortality potion!
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fluffy11611 years ago
no way
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Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
WAT
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ItsCatBreadYT5 years ago
How about Tormedlov (it"s voldermort backwards)
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Tom Bombadil12 years ago
I could be a ghost and freak people out for eternity. Now THAT would be awesome.
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Icebergspaz11 years ago
Only take the first year.
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yourfavouritebaguette8 years ago
a wizard at hogwash school? that"s hogwash.
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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff13 years ago
I wonder how Voldemord is gonna kill me? I mean he's dead. and has been almost my entire life
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Daleklingon10 years ago
This is literally just saying "hey you get to die in two years."
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hello 12311 years ago
Only go there for a year
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LeaSoma9 years ago
Just be a Harry and come back to life
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Neon Alpha Wolf X10 years ago
I find unfair cuz you're not powerful enough to face voldemort by the 2nd year
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bouncingdonutz9 years ago
What if your like harry potter and is a horocrux and you are alive again!
Fail the first year and dropout of Hogwarts + Bring books and learning material home = Learn magic anyway outside of school and wont be killed by Voldemort.
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Pmallassa6 years ago
grifindor for ever
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Random_Fangirl1312 years ago
Sorry, Voldemort is dead, and I doubt he's a Timelord. I'm not going to die.
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Baughg110 years ago
Id be in my 3rd year so id skip that plus harry already killed voldemort 😭😭😭 i always liked him
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AF9 years ago
At least Voldemort"s kills with the killing curse, so it'll be painless. There are worst ways to die.
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