Will You Press The Button?

Praying_Mantis 10 years ago

I Already have depression, if i press the button that means it will end when i find her. No downside.

BlackEmeraldPlays_YT 6 years ago

Or Him?

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Garbageuniverse 9 years ago

I'm asexual god dangit

QwertslAzertsl 6 years ago

Same bud

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Pixelgamer888 5 years ago

What is with the people who are in love with a fictional character. They will commit suicide

Goliath97 11 years ago

Then have sex with the person your going to marry duuuuh

Troller3337 8 years ago

Agreed

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DrNobody 8 years ago

What if i wasn't originally going to marry anyone? Am I endlessly depressed or am i never depressed? :thinking:

Sean Ford 13 years ago

You're not depressed just once, you're depressed severally. ._____.

tastybacon5 10 years ago

NEVER SAYS HOW LONG YOUR DEEPERESED FOR EACH OF THOS0E SEVERAL TIEMS

crazysteve 9 years ago

I am already depressed so jokes on you..................

well duh 10 years ago

idc if I am depressed

Blocky_blockster 11 years ago

I get to fuck Jennifer Aniston and Scarlet Johanson

PhanIsLovePhanIsLife 11 years ago

Emma frickin Watson

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

"severally"?

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago

I am married and I am depressed, so I might as well have some good sex!

Shreyas6790 4 years ago

Same pinch

Michael Mahaffey 13 years ago

Well shit. That's my live in a nutshell lol

Lisa Sue Krawczyk 13 years ago

how the fuck are you supposed to know who you'd "originally marry"? sounds like bullshit to me.

FrankenJammer 6 years ago

Well, I am engaged to be married right now. So... No downside?

Wafal36912 10 years ago

He well i dont have a GF so i get some sex and i happy so

Fear My 3 Inches 11 years ago

I'm never getting marryed

Loophole man 10 years ago

My hand is attached to me

WolfThorn 11 years ago

No downside.

hellagay 12 years ago

Im already severely depressed so YEA I COME TOVE LO

Dragborg 9 years ago

The down side only works on engaged people...

CMHammond 11 years ago

You already CAN have sex with anyone you want, but without consent, it's rape. A better upside would be 'You can make people want to have sex with you'

Dragonslayer11221 10 years ago

I will f the world

ShadowofHeart 11 years ago

Well, if ur depressed its definitely not worth it.

Buttfucka3000 5 years ago

I’m already depressed, so this is a hug fuckin upgrade mate

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago

This is life.

captainsoftboy 7 years ago

Suckers! I'm already depressed!

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago

what if you were never going to marry

MYICONISAREDHAT 9 years ago

What if you didn't have anyone originally?

Hayleyyyyyy 11 years ago

YAY! SEX WITH EVERYONE

Hayleyyyyyy 11 years ago

I worry about myself sometimes

Bravenwolf01 11 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE HERE MOVING ON

Stampy Longhead fan 11 years ago

I love it sex feels so good I love my dick.

CMHammond 11 years ago

Suuuurrree... (StampyLongNose is a YouTuber for young children, he is immature, I really doubt you have had sex)

alphacentarinia 12 years ago

ZACHARY QUINTO BITCH!

SilverShadow525 9 years ago

What if you married the person you desired to have sex with? Then there"s no depression (and no cheating) involved!

QwertslAzertsl 6 years ago

But im asexual

ckewish 10 years ago

bruh, i would be depressed forever

QueenOfPigs 11 years ago

I feel like it isn't worth it

ivanabcd 10 years ago

so i can just marry that bitch

VLV 11 years ago

I don't have to have sex I could just go around the world looking for her

Officer_Jody_Mills 8 years ago

So basically Dean? For Destiel people, Dean until he gets with Cas?

TheCakeIsALie329 9 years ago

I would PRESS

dudebro101 11 years ago

But my awesomeness will over shadow my depression

Untedbear 11 years ago

What if the person you chose to have sex with was the person you were going to marry? No depression!

scythe watch 10 years ago

bow chika bow wow

xxXScrubXxx 11 years ago

i wasnt orriginally marrying anybody so meh

Irish_Man 7 years ago

This is a reality for me....

johny563 11 years ago

easy, just decide you want to have sex with the man/ woman you were originally meant to marry.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

This "originally going to marry" never happened. I planned to stay single, long ago. So I suppose I will stay "severally" depressed, until I become engaged to marry. Or never be depressed (which is not going to happen, since I"ve been depressed since I ... [Show full comment]

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 11 years ago

OH GUYS IM SO DARK AND EDGY IM ALREADY FUCKING DEPRESSED AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

alolguy 9 years ago

you could sell it for a lot of money aafterwards

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