Will You Press The Button?

Praying_Mantis9 years ago

I Already have depression, if i press the button that means it will end when i find her. No downside.

BlackEmeraldPlays_YT4 years ago

Or Him?

Load more replies

Garbageuniverse8 years ago

I'm asexual god dangit

QwertslAzertsl4 years ago

Same bud

Load more replies

Goliath979 years ago

Then have sex with the person your going to marry duuuuh

Troller33377 years ago

Agreed

Load more replies

Pixelgamer8884 years ago

What is with the people who are in love with a fictional character. They will commit suicide

Sean Ford12 years ago

You're not depressed just once, you're depressed severally. ._____.

tastybacon59 years ago

NEVER SAYS HOW LONG YOUR DEEPERESED FOR EACH OF THOS0E SEVERAL TIEMS

DrNobody7 years ago

What if i wasn't originally going to marry anyone? Am I endlessly depressed or am i never depressed? :thinking:

crazysteve8 years ago

I am already depressed so jokes on you..................

well duh9 years ago

idc if I am depressed

Blocky_blockster9 years ago

I get to fuck Jennifer Aniston and Scarlet Johanson

PhanIsLovePhanIsLife9 years ago

Emma frickin Watson

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

"severally"?

Craig W. Smith12 years ago

I am married and I am depressed, so I might as well have some good sex!

Shreyas67902 years ago

Same pinch

Michael Mahaffey12 years ago

Well shit. That's my live in a nutshell lol

Lisa Sue Krawczyk12 years ago

how the fuck are you supposed to know who you'd "originally marry"? sounds like bullshit to me.

ValerieParker7 years ago

This "originally going to marry" never happened. I planned to stay single, long ago. So I suppose I will stay "severally" depressed, until I become engaged to marry. Or never be depressed (which is not going to happen, since I"ve been depressed since I ...[Show full comment]

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

OH GUYS IM SO DARK AND EDGY IM ALREADY FUCKING DEPRESSED AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

johny5639 years ago

easy, just decide you want to have sex with the man/ woman you were originally meant to marry.

JustJelle9 years ago

I am 12, untill im going to marry i can fuck everyone!

thezombieguy210 years ago

have sex until your happy again. LOOPHOLE

alolguy8 years ago

you could sell it for a lot of money aafterwards

98Unicorns4 years ago

im already depressed and asexual soooooo

Skull4ever8 years ago

My life, without that upside

breezybeach9 years ago

I didnt press it. I dont want to... have.... that. Thats why im adopting.

aws2269 years ago

You aren't "destined" to marry someone, it's your choice so if one chose to push the button it wouldn't matter. plus depression is your own mental state, which you can learn to control... so what ever? push the button.

LogicalAnswers087 years ago

I find that weird cause imma kid but I will not cause depression is depressing XD

Zenzerbeth10 years ago

So you only have to find them? Sounds easy.

Twentydunsmolbeans8 years ago

Lol I am already diagnosed as severely depressed soooooooo

Dom Inic12 years ago

perfect xD

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago

Ask someone out. Have sex. Marry them.

wellthisisawkward9 years ago

I'm already depressed so what can I lose

trytooverthinkagain3 years ago

First: I am depressive now, so why not? Second: I already found the woman I want to marry. So I don`t see the downside...

Draxon Black9 years ago

But we can already have sex with anyone we desire as long as they would like to

lets do this!9 years ago

I'm already depressed

LeFuzzy6 years ago

I'm not marrying anyone...

SnowflameStorm7 years ago

Upside?

AMANNAMEJOEL9 years ago

I'm depressed already so what I get to fuck someone

DumbCath9 years ago

._. um.........there are...kids? on this site?

Tomokari08010 years ago

Joke's on you, I'm already severely depressed.

xxx_Ellie_xxx9 years ago

So like sleeping around???

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

i"m ace, so i didn't press

Tuan Omori12 years ago

Basically me today.

adaddadadadadad8 years ago

The girl who I want to marry is the only one that I want to have sex with, YEAH no getting depressed, severally for me.

Troller33377 years ago

If the one were fucking is the one you were going to originally marry then no down side

dedXslade9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Gene Shadow Commander9 years ago

SAY YES SAY YES

MadaraUchiha9 years ago

if your in a state of permanent depression until you find your "meant to be" that can lead to suicide before you find them. Instead be happy your single (no1 that cheats on you, no1 that will lie to you and break your heart) you can have sex with anyone bu...[Show full comment]

Dudealee10 years ago

Well bottoms up

belle297 years ago

jokes on u, I'm already depressed

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago

What if I decide to marry the first person I will have sex with? That means no depression and no downside!

TheFangirlWhoFangirls8 years ago

I'm already depressed though

Notifications

120 Comments

Login or register to comment