Will You Press The Button?

Praying_Mantis 10 years ago

I Already have depression, if i press the button that means it will end when i find her. No downside.

BlackEmeraldPlays_YT 6 years ago

Or Him?

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Garbageuniverse 9 years ago

I'm asexual god dangit

QwertslAzertsl 6 years ago

Same bud

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Pixelgamer888 5 years ago

What is with the people who are in love with a fictional character. They will commit suicide

Goliath97 11 years ago

Then have sex with the person your going to marry duuuuh

Troller3337 8 years ago

Agreed

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DrNobody 8 years ago

What if i wasn't originally going to marry anyone? Am I endlessly depressed or am i never depressed? :thinking:

Sean Ford 13 years ago

You're not depressed just once, you're depressed severally. ._____.

tastybacon5 10 years ago

NEVER SAYS HOW LONG YOUR DEEPERESED FOR EACH OF THOS0E SEVERAL TIEMS

crazysteve 9 years ago

I am already depressed so jokes on you..................

well duh 10 years ago

idc if I am depressed

Blocky_blockster 11 years ago

I get to fuck Jennifer Aniston and Scarlet Johanson

PhanIsLovePhanIsLife 11 years ago

Emma frickin Watson

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

"severally"?

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago

I am married and I am depressed, so I might as well have some good sex!

Shreyas6790 4 years ago

Same pinch

Michael Mahaffey 13 years ago

Well shit. That's my live in a nutshell lol

Lisa Sue Krawczyk 13 years ago

how the fuck are you supposed to know who you'd "originally marry"? sounds like bullshit to me.

Matthiasm 11 years ago

k.....

MANJUEGAZOSNT 5 years ago

What if I decide to marry the first person I will have sex with? That means no depression and no downside!

TheFangirlWhoFangirls 9 years ago

I'm already depressed though

Jackass77 11 years ago

Basically just add sex with anybody to my current life, cool

NoNumbers 7 years ago

Everyone is so old here

AVeryFancyRubberDuck 10 years ago

Asexuals everywhere refused to press the red button.

Macoroni 9 years ago

What if it was hhhhmm

Loophole man 10 years ago

What if I'm not going to get married? I think marriage ruins relationships

NickJr101 11 years ago

This plot would make an excellent movie. #COPYRIGHTED. lol

Redfbi1 11 years ago

I don't want aids

homestuckTrash 12 years ago

(I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE) would this apply to pedos they (most of them :() bust thier ass trying not to screw kids

HartlessGav 9 years ago

So minus the sex my lifre right now

Ch4nc3 5 years ago

I’m already severely depressed😎

Micah Dekens 13 years ago

so basically I can have sex with anyone I desire now?

CMHammond 11 years ago

You already can have sex with anyone, but without consent, it it's rape.

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

So, what if the one I desire to have sex with is the one I was gonna marry in the first place?

Cold sun de gaming 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Spam...

ImpossibleZ 11 years ago

Sex sex sex

AceCat 8 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGH* FUCK THIS

Tornado123 11 years ago

I'm 14 no downside

Lightning2099 9 years ago

i m a kid and i pussed the butten (that sounds wrong)

Maur 11 years ago

Already there with the result

Hayleyyyyyy 11 years ago

HEYYYYY YOUR RIGHT BESIDE ME!!

FandomPuppy890 9 years ago

Sounds like some sort of Soulmate book.

21ryanx 11 years ago

Just have sex with the person you were going to originally going to marry

greengirl2407 12 years ago

MICHAEL CLIFFORD HERE I COME

Fear My 3 Inches 11 years ago

I'm never getting marryed

FrankenJammer 6 years ago

Well, I am engaged to be married right now. So... No downside?

Wafal36912 10 years ago

He well i dont have a GF so i get some sex and i happy so

Loophole man 10 years ago

My hand is attached to me

WolfThorn 11 years ago

No downside.

CMHammond 11 years ago

You already CAN have sex with anyone you want, but without consent, it's rape. A better upside would be 'You can make people want to have sex with you'