Will You Press The Button?

Praying_Mantis9 years ago

I Already have depression, if i press the button that means it will end when i find her. No downside.

BlackEmeraldPlays_YT4 years ago

Or Him?

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Garbageuniverse8 years ago

I'm asexual god dangit

QwertslAzertsl4 years ago

Same bud

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Goliath979 years ago

Then have sex with the person your going to marry duuuuh

Troller33377 years ago

Agreed

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Pixelgamer8884 years ago

What is with the people who are in love with a fictional character. They will commit suicide

Sean Ford12 years ago

You're not depressed just once, you're depressed severally. ._____.

tastybacon59 years ago

NEVER SAYS HOW LONG YOUR DEEPERESED FOR EACH OF THOS0E SEVERAL TIEMS

DrNobody7 years ago

What if i wasn't originally going to marry anyone? Am I endlessly depressed or am i never depressed? :thinking:

crazysteve8 years ago

I am already depressed so jokes on you..................

well duh9 years ago

idc if I am depressed

Blocky_blockster9 years ago

I get to fuck Jennifer Aniston and Scarlet Johanson

PhanIsLovePhanIsLife9 years ago

Emma frickin Watson

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

"severally"?

Craig W. Smith12 years ago

I am married and I am depressed, so I might as well have some good sex!

Shreyas67902 years ago

Same pinch

Michael Mahaffey12 years ago

Well shit. That's my live in a nutshell lol

Lisa Sue Krawczyk12 years ago

how the fuck are you supposed to know who you'd "originally marry"? sounds like bullshit to me.

captainsoftboy6 years ago

Suckers! I'm already depressed!

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

what if you were never going to marry

MYICONISAREDHAT7 years ago

What if you didn't have anyone originally?

Hayleyyyyyy9 years ago

YAY! SEX WITH EVERYONE

Hayleyyyyyy9 years ago

I worry about myself sometimes

Bravenwolf019 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE HERE MOVING ON

Stampy Longhead fan9 years ago

I love it sex feels so good I love my dick.

CMHammond9 years ago

Suuuurrree... (StampyLongNose is a YouTuber for young children, he is immature, I really doubt you have had sex)

alphacentarinia11 years ago

ZACHARY QUINTO BITCH!

SilverShadow5258 years ago

What if you married the person you desired to have sex with? Then there"s no depression (and no cheating) involved!

QwertslAzertsl4 years ago

But im asexual

ckewish8 years ago

bruh, i would be depressed forever

QueenOfPigs9 years ago

I feel like it isn't worth it

ivanabcd9 years ago

so i can just marry that bitch

VLV9 years ago

I don't have to have sex I could just go around the world looking for her

Officer_Jody_Mills7 years ago

So basically Dean? For Destiel people, Dean until he gets with Cas?

dudebro1019 years ago

But my awesomeness will over shadow my depression

TheCakeIsALie3298 years ago

I would PRESS

Untedbear9 years ago

What if the person you chose to have sex with was the person you were going to marry? No depression!

scythe watch9 years ago

bow chika bow wow

xxXScrubXxx9 years ago

i wasnt orriginally marrying anybody so meh

Irish_Man6 years ago

This is a reality for me....

johny5639 years ago

easy, just decide you want to have sex with the man/ woman you were originally meant to marry.

ValerieParker7 years ago

This "originally going to marry" never happened. I planned to stay single, long ago. So I suppose I will stay "severally" depressed, until I become engaged to marry. Or never be depressed (which is not going to happen, since I"ve been depressed since I ...[Show full comment]

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

OH GUYS IM SO DARK AND EDGY IM ALREADY FUCKING DEPRESSED AND IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

alolguy8 years ago

you could sell it for a lot of money aafterwards

JustJelle9 years ago

I am 12, untill im going to marry i can fuck everyone!

thezombieguy210 years ago

have sex until your happy again. LOOPHOLE

breezybeach9 years ago

I didnt press it. I dont want to... have.... that. Thats why im adopting.

98Unicorns4 years ago

im already depressed and asexual soooooo

Skull4ever8 years ago

My life, without that upside

LogicalAnswers087 years ago

I find that weird cause imma kid but I will not cause depression is depressing XD

aws2269 years ago

You aren't "destined" to marry someone, it's your choice so if one chose to push the button it wouldn't matter. plus depression is your own mental state, which you can learn to control... so what ever? push the button.

Zenzerbeth10 years ago

So you only have to find them? Sounds easy.

Twentydunsmolbeans8 years ago

Lol I am already diagnosed as severely depressed soooooooo

trytooverthinkagain3 years ago

First: I am depressive now, so why not? Second: I already found the woman I want to marry. So I don`t see the downside...

Dom Inic12 years ago

perfect xD

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago

Ask someone out. Have sex. Marry them.

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