Will You Press The Button?

theguytholast year

Give them a PS4 if they can leave me the hell alone 👍

duckbutt9 years ago

as long as they are only following me i am fine. if not i will just get a 50 caliber anti-tank sniper with explosive bullets,a license to own guns and to kill. kill... blood... hehehehehehehe... (*v*)

L3M1N4 months ago

eck. Big words. How do u know this much Abt guns??

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M4rtin9 years ago

"We need to build a Wall" xD

Animeguy9 years ago

Lel Donald trump refrence

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Jack Vitz12 years ago

Wait. I'd get anything I want AND friends???

--raindrops4 years ago

YES!! WE HAVE BEEN SAVED!!

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Meisfi9 years ago

But I can hired some body guards and "they" can do something about it

ValerieParker7 years ago

Obvious loophole!

az3us9 years ago

I'd start a cult

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool4 years ago

Can i join?

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TrueReaper9 years ago

Ok im weird and i would fuck the hot girl weirdos

Faris Al Ali12 years ago

I'd buy security.

IngridLorena8 years ago

can't do anything about it, dude

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NHLic7 years ago

Blood orgy! BLOOD ORGYYY!!!!!

saifeddein7 years ago

just call do police

Wonder187 years ago

Does this mean Peter Parker?

Ben Clarke12 years ago

"Excuse me, may I have this machine-gun?"

Awsme9 years ago

And then use a get out of jail free card

Brooke Marjorie Greene12 years ago

This is already my daily life, just without getting free things. XD FUCK YEAH.

ThelonelyHacker99last month

Me: Gets licence for 2.6843 Billion restraining orders to them, ordering them to stay at least 200 kilometers away from me and after I do that I can do whatever the hell I want.......... to help people with....... and also just for fun.

Ducksquad8 years ago

I want them to stop

GDonor9 years ago

I would get a loophole for free

LastMercy7 years ago

Can i get a loophole death note and just override every single downside? Yes, yes i can

KockulHun9 years ago

Its like being famous isnt it?

Marshall Mwgnd Dickerson12 years ago

False, I could get a restraining order, or if they break into my home I could shoot them. So, fuck yeah I'll press it.

MrMapleBar8 years ago

I'll just give them a tin can and they'll go play with that for awhile?

Terminator0049 years ago

Hire some bodyguards, give them some weapons ,and leave THEM not YOU to do the job

TsukiMizuki9 years ago

Are the weirdos cute?

XxBannaGirlxXWillNotPressTheButton7 years ago

That"s already happening

Ballboyi9 years ago

I would get nerd repelent

HarryPotterSCAR138 years ago

So i get anything for free and relatable people near me

xboxfan9979 years ago

kill them. DUH.

WorpedYT3 years ago

I can't get a knife for free?

Za3ed8 years ago

They said nothing I CANT do anything about it but then i can just hire someone else to do something about it and hiring them would be free

Joepat18 years ago

if you can get anything you want, get body guards. weirdos cant get you now and when you want to be private, guards are blocking all entrances. problem solved. *presses*