Will You Press The Button?

theguytholast year

Give them a PS4 if they can leave me the hell alone 👍

duckbutt9 years ago

as long as they are only following me i am fine. if not i will just get a 50 caliber anti-tank sniper with explosive bullets,a license to own guns and to kill. kill... blood... hehehehehehehe... (*v*)

L3M1N4 months ago

eck. Big words. How do u know this much Abt guns??

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M4rtin9 years ago

"We need to build a Wall" xD

Animeguy9 years ago

Lel Donald trump refrence

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Jack Vitz12 years ago

Wait. I'd get anything I want AND friends???

--raindrops4 years ago

YES!! WE HAVE BEEN SAVED!!

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Meisfi9 years ago

But I can hired some body guards and "they" can do something about it

ValerieParker7 years ago

Obvious loophole!

az3us9 years ago

I'd start a cult

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool4 years ago

Can i join?

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TrueReaper9 years ago

Ok im weird and i would fuck the hot girl weirdos

Faris Al Ali12 years ago

I'd buy security.

IngridLorena8 years ago

can't do anything about it, dude

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NHLic7 years ago

Blood orgy! BLOOD ORGYYY!!!!!

saifeddein7 years ago

just call do police

Wonder187 years ago

Does this mean Peter Parker?

Ben Clarke12 years ago

"Excuse me, may I have this machine-gun?"

Awsme9 years ago

And then use a get out of jail free card

Brooke Marjorie Greene12 years ago

This is already my daily life, just without getting free things. XD FUCK YEAH.

standoutunicorn8 years ago

‘Weirdo’ is a word society has created. Technically no one is weird because everyone is different

Nigga19 months ago

I'll get myself Mia Kalifa as a bodyguard

Sparta28 years ago

This is called stalking.

imbledings9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

SaschaMaigatter7 years ago

Guns can save your day Kappa

ALANTHEGAMER9 years ago

i will just get some guards to kill wierdos

Katie Cassie12 years ago

>bathe in skunk

liquidated3 years ago

Get out of jail free card

Natquestions8 years ago

Get bodyguards

BoredBrandon10 years ago

I'll Wear Their Weakness

Sceptiledude9 years ago

Lock everything in my house and live there for the rest of my life with the girl of my dreams. BOOM problem solved and I'll just dig a hole to the store to get food and water

Mysticalbroccoli8 years ago

"Free" relaese from prison after commiting mass murder

Balloonboy9 years ago

Buy a GRANADE LAUCHER

TheBraveKnight7 years ago

People who don't realize you get friends are rude

tomboy are like wtf9 years ago

I'm little girl and last time I checked spying on little girls are against the law

Onimayy11198 years ago

I can hire people to kill them, right?

Tazzy Pup9 years ago

Buy a restraining order.

Frindjinny65 years ago

Flamethrower

JujuAGayUnicorn9 years ago

Already happens so what's the down side?

LongLeafBlade11 years ago

I could imagine Justin Bieber doing that... xD. I pressed it!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Okay. I get licence to kill, licence to own guns, unlimited money, 100000000 subscribers on youtube AND all the youtubers I'm a big fan of to friend me on roblox (DanTDM, Denis and so on). As long as I have all of that, i"m fine.

00CobraGamer009 years ago

Get a prison and put the wierdos in it

Ipressstuff7 years ago

Sings so loud there eyes break*, Problem solved :3

Creepypasta girl9 years ago

What the fuck I don't care if a bunch of mother fucking weirdos follow me around FREE CRAP

David Spencer12 years ago

id just buy a grenade, say its useless, pull the tag, and throw it at them and pretend i didnt mean to >:D

deadman55661Walter7 years ago

either get a massive tank or get some balls and kung-fu there asses

MemeLord999 years ago

*Puts on headset ands starts listening to Onvang* SLAY THEM ALL!!!!

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago

Just get a gun.

saleh20019 years ago

get somone who is not a wierdo to do something about it

Blossom Arnold12 years ago

hahah this made me laugh

ReaperofSouls8 years ago

How bout an assault Rifle to mow down all the weird people

hDarkklast year

"cant do anything about it" gun

Joshmaster8088 years ago

Im already weird

Sarril9 years ago

Anything for free? Hire little army or something like these to make them stand away from me... Or hire some kind of serial killer which will get the rid of them... #Life hacked.... PS: follow me around? I should be able to use "get anything for free" powe...[Show full comment]

CaedmonLarson8 years ago

I want a gun. I want to be free of the charge of murder

monkeyfromspace9 years ago

I'm 99% weird and 1% not normal.

Anime Anime9 years ago

Meh too

Is69dudes4 years ago

I would like some peperspray pleas

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