Will You Press The Button?

theguytholast year

Give them a PS4 if they can leave me the hell alone 👍

duckbutt9 years ago

as long as they are only following me i am fine. if not i will just get a 50 caliber anti-tank sniper with explosive bullets,a license to own guns and to kill. kill... blood... hehehehehehehe... (*v*)

L3M1N4 months ago

eck. Big words. How do u know this much Abt guns??

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M4rtin9 years ago

"We need to build a Wall" xD

Animeguy9 years ago

Lel Donald trump refrence

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Jack Vitz12 years ago

Wait. I'd get anything I want AND friends???

--raindrops4 years ago

YES!! WE HAVE BEEN SAVED!!

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Meisfi9 years ago

But I can hired some body guards and "they" can do something about it

ValerieParker7 years ago

Obvious loophole!

az3us9 years ago

I'd start a cult

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool4 years ago

Can i join?

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TrueReaper9 years ago

Ok im weird and i would fuck the hot girl weirdos

Faris Al Ali12 years ago

I'd buy security.

IngridLorena8 years ago

can't do anything about it, dude

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NHLic7 years ago

Blood orgy! BLOOD ORGYYY!!!!!

saifeddein7 years ago

just call do police

Wonder187 years ago

Does this mean Peter Parker?

Ben Clarke12 years ago

"Excuse me, may I have this machine-gun?"

Awsme9 years ago

And then use a get out of jail free card

Brooke Marjorie Greene12 years ago

This is already my daily life, just without getting free things. XD FUCK YEAH.

simpsonee9 years ago

Comand them to fall of a clif

SUSIESLAMSDABUTTON6 years ago

The downside is in the past tense.

Paulo_G9 years ago

anything for free, shotgun to keep away all the weirdos

happydude7187 years ago

I can get a "Free Weirdo Remover Spray. Magically keeps all weirdos away from the person that got sprayed."

AlexWilmot8 years ago

I would get a shotgun for free and start pickin" em" off.

SubOlek8 years ago

I just want a free chainsaw and kill them all, easy.

Fox229 years ago

I will get the SAS to do the service

Luciaralast year

@Duckbutt: You don't even need a license, everyone likes you too much they don't care if you have one XD

Nealegilchrist8 years ago

I am weird so i follow myself

SEKK229 years ago

Ima weirdo so not to bad

French_Chairs7 years ago

Create an army

LeedleBiscutz9 years ago

Kill them with the robots you just bought :3

QuantumButter9 years ago

Buy bodygards.

RonS1324 years ago

I can get an army of gaurds to shoot them for free

Krusek8 years ago

Go and get a gun!

MonkeySAAAN10 years ago

I would do anything to get followed they may seem weird but what about their personalities

MyMommySucksOnMyDildo9 years ago

BLOWJOBS 4 DAYS SON YOU BE GROSSED OUT BITCHS

notahuman8 years ago

isn't that already the paparazzi?

Sperbey9 years ago

I'm already a weirdo. I love weirdos. Double win!!! :D

Thomas de Haan12 years ago

You could just buy a couple of bodyguards

11gscanlan7 years ago

Buy an MP5K, no-one"s caging this bird again.

The_Choosen_one9 years ago

Can I kill myself?

AdrianAPV038 years ago

so i just add on that i can get anything for free? SWEET

Lenny9 years ago

kill em

TheButtonPresserOrg6 years ago

Can I get a gun and shoot da weird guys?

MrMapleBar8 years ago

I'll just give them a tin can and they'll go play with that for awhile?

Terminator0049 years ago

Hire some bodyguards, give them some weapons ,and leave THEM not YOU to do the job

ThelonelyHacker99last month

Me: Gets licence for 2.6843 Billion restraining orders to them, ordering them to stay at least 200 kilometers away from me and after I do that I can do whatever the hell I want.......... to help people with....... and also just for fun.