Will You Press The Button?

You have x - ray vision, you can turn it off or on.

but

You have to have to grow a long beard, that you cant shave.

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Ascarion123 10 years ago

I fail to see the downside. I could play Gandalf and have xray vision too

Eaglest 9 years ago

Or Dumbledore!

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ThatRandomBeatboxer 10 years ago

I can't shave so get someone to do it for me. Or just safely burn it off :-)

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Why are these button makers so oblivious to loopholes???

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Everis 9 years ago

I'm pushing this for the beard, not the b-day Vision

JonathanBlow 13 days ago

PRESS THE BUTTON TO BECOME PLURKPILLED

ththomas9 5 years ago

Sure...

Cubicfairy 9 years ago

Even though I'm female, I want a damn beard 😭 is it so much to ask for!

RealPotato 9 years ago

Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

treemug 10 years ago

It never said anything about cutting it or waxing it.

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

I'm guessing the half that pressed the button are male, and the other half are female.

Shoes4Clues 4 years ago

I just wanna be the equivalent of Gandalf

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L00PH0L3 9 years ago

I wont shave The barber will

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago

Ha! I'm female. I cant grow beards

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

But one did

Hackertale_Sans 7 years ago

Wait how long of a beard?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Gandalf long probably

Andrew Blaszak 13 years ago

Fuck x-ray vision. Can I just have the beard?

uncleltr 10 years ago

You do realize that you don't have to use the x-ray vision...

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jessever 11 years ago

Wheres the downside?

RealPotato 9 years ago

I'm a girl and FUCK YEA GIMME DAT BEARD

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Fatman42069 7 years ago

I fail to see a downside

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall 8 years ago

Why do people want to look at other people"s bones?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Spooky scary skeleton live action

Slatyladdd 8 years ago

I see no downside

PaulDeLong 9 years ago

Cool I get to look like Dumbledore

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm still not pressing but nice reference.

MattS-TMP 9 years ago

Doesn't say someone else can't shave it lol

Sammers519 9 years ago

tbh id probably keep it on XD

Midean 9 years ago

Grow Long Beard: check - Burn Long Beard Off with Fire: Check - Shave remaining stubble as it is no longer a beard that can't be shaved. Check and Mate

Jasmin Rainbow Shultz 13 years ago

I will have the sexiest of all beards

TigerLily28 10 years ago

It"s okay if your a guy and your old or something but I'm pretty sure all of the "I will not" pressed buttons are from girls.........unless some guys just really don't like beards :D

OrcaCatGaming 10 years ago

That means I could see thru clothes so ill mostley focuse on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!!! YOU"D SEE THEIR BONES IDIOT.

Intergalactic Man 10 years ago

I don't want to see inside a body. A doctor could've possibly created this.

skullcakez 11 years ago

A long beard will itch like fuck! D: Not worth it.

oOfireheartOo 10 years ago

defiantly not worth it

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Axel Kipp 13 years ago

FUCK YEAH! A BEARD!

Carl Johnson 13 years ago

Worth it!

Blake Keyes 13 years ago

Where's the downside?

hundredknight 11 years ago

error 404 no downside detected

Nico_di_Angelo 8 years ago

I have a girl body so i cant

Lissa Trancy 11 years ago

Ut doesn't say that you can't wax or use a hair removal laser

Lissa Trancy 11 years ago

*It my apologies

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

theres no downside for guys. girls would have a downside tho

Uncookedham87 9 years ago

Never said anything about cutting it

mr micky poo 11 years ago

im gonna xray vision through clothes hahahhaha yay nope jk im no perv

Yeetaleet5634 4 years ago

Bruh, having a long beard is kinda a dream of mine.

Catman6100 10 years ago

you can have someone else cut it for you

Slyde 11 years ago

America, F--- YEAH!

Braindot 10 years ago

Im a female so I can't grow a beard mabye a mustash but that is not a beard

AldinWTF 11 years ago

I dont wanna look like cinnamontoastken

greaterfiend 5 years ago

For those saying the ones who pressed no are female, and the females saying they want onw, one of the most impressive beards Ive ever seen was on a female.

Acespeed 10 years ago

i cant shave it but can i cut it. or can someone else shave it

speedyquader 12 years ago

don't shave, just trim it! LOOPHOLE! or wax it... XP

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago

I want a Zeus beard!

Aveyago 11 years ago

I don't want to see no bones. xD

brobrothefirst 10 years ago

I freaking refuse to grow a beard.

Dayna Morris 13 years ago

I'm a girl so i see no downside to this

Starzzznova 9 years ago

What is your beard is burned off?¿?¿

thewiseman 11 years ago

Like xray bone or xray naked

KDKDragon 8 years ago

I don't mind a beard.

NerdyChick_RLH 11 years ago

I'm perfectly okay with this

Knight Lewis 13 years ago

Define long...

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