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You have x - ray vision, you can turn it off or on.

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You have to have to grow a long beard, that you cant shave.

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Ascarion123 10 years ago

I fail to see the downside. I could play Gandalf and have xray vision too

Eaglest 9 years ago

Or Dumbledore!

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ThatRandomBeatboxer 10 years ago

I can't shave so get someone to do it for me. Or just safely burn it off :-)

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Why are these button makers so oblivious to loopholes???

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Everis 9 years ago

I'm pushing this for the beard, not the b-day Vision

JonathanBlow 13 days ago

PRESS THE BUTTON TO BECOME PLURKPILLED

ththomas9 5 years ago

Sure...

Cubicfairy 9 years ago

Even though I'm female, I want a damn beard 😭 is it so much to ask for!

RealPotato 9 years ago

Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

treemug 10 years ago

It never said anything about cutting it or waxing it.

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

I'm guessing the half that pressed the button are male, and the other half are female.

Shoes4Clues 4 years ago

I just wanna be the equivalent of Gandalf

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L00PH0L3 9 years ago

I wont shave The barber will

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago

Ha! I'm female. I cant grow beards

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

But one did

Hackertale_Sans 7 years ago

Wait how long of a beard?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Gandalf long probably

Andrew Blaszak 13 years ago

Fuck x-ray vision. Can I just have the beard?

uncleltr 10 years ago

You do realize that you don't have to use the x-ray vision...

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jessever 11 years ago

Wheres the downside?

RealPotato 9 years ago

I'm a girl and FUCK YEA GIMME DAT BEARD

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Fatman42069 7 years ago

I fail to see a downside

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall 8 years ago

Why do people want to look at other people"s bones?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Spooky scary skeleton live action

Slatyladdd 8 years ago

I see no downside

PaulDeLong 9 years ago

Cool I get to look like Dumbledore

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm still not pressing but nice reference.

MattS-TMP 9 years ago

Doesn't say someone else can't shave it lol

Sammers519 9 years ago

tbh id probably keep it on XD

Midean 9 years ago

Grow Long Beard: check - Burn Long Beard Off with Fire: Check - Shave remaining stubble as it is no longer a beard that can't be shaved. Check and Mate

Jasmin Rainbow Shultz 13 years ago

I will have the sexiest of all beards

TigerLily28 10 years ago

It"s okay if your a guy and your old or something but I'm pretty sure all of the "I will not" pressed buttons are from girls.........unless some guys just really don't like beards :D

OrcaCatGaming 10 years ago

That means I could see thru clothes so ill mostley focuse on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!!! YOU"D SEE THEIR BONES IDIOT.

Intergalactic Man 10 years ago

I don't want to see inside a body. A doctor could've possibly created this.

skullcakez 11 years ago

A long beard will itch like fuck! D: Not worth it.

oOfireheartOo 10 years ago

defiantly not worth it

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Axel Kipp 13 years ago

FUCK YEAH! A BEARD!

Carl Johnson 13 years ago

Worth it!

Blake Keyes 13 years ago

Where's the downside?

orangeenjoyer 5 years ago

I’m a transgender guy… win-win

guy who does shit 10 years ago

No. Downside.

that random girl 11 years ago

*Dresses up as Gandalf* YOU SHALL NOT PASS

MJgamer74 8 years ago

I’m a women, sooooo... yah, not a problem

PLOGZ 11 years ago

Hehe gandalf with xray

Michael Hecox 13 years ago

I already have one

Haipeoples 11 years ago

I can't grow a beard soo no downside

CapButton 9 years ago

I love mine so i dont have to worry

HappyLife 11 years ago

I dont even know what to say..

Majesticfrog 11 years ago

Already got a beard.

Snowydog9824101 10 years ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE 46 YEARS AGO COMMENTS

DerpyGamer 12 years ago

I love beards!

delusionalautistic 2 years ago

as I women, I don't wanna be part of the greatest showmen

xXEROSXx 11 years ago

hell yeah xray vision and a badass beard

Moneymaker 8 years ago

What’s the the downside imagine your own magnificent beard

VirtualKaity 10 years ago

a lot of these are very malecentric

Jason Patterson 13 years ago

Just cut it with scissors. Cutting isn't shaving.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Screw beards, they suck!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Haha.

SkylerFazbear123 11 years ago

wheres the good part?

Soupah Mario 11 years ago

I fucking LOVE BEARDS. JROTC won't let me grow one, though. So I go to school with one and they can't do anything about it! AHAHAHAHA

Catwizerd15 8 years ago

Like how long though waist length or what

Magicalgirlkayla 11 years ago

Bearded gal with xray vision! :P

Vance Millage 13 years ago

who says you can't trim?

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