Will You Press The Button?

Ascarion123 10 years ago

I fail to see the downside. I could play Gandalf and have xray vision too

Eaglest 9 years ago

Or Dumbledore!

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ThatRandomBeatboxer 10 years ago

I can't shave so get someone to do it for me. Or just safely burn it off :-)

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Why are these button makers so oblivious to loopholes???

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Everis 9 years ago

I'm pushing this for the beard, not the b-day Vision

JonathanBlow 13 days ago

PRESS THE BUTTON TO BECOME PLURKPILLED

ththomas9 5 years ago

Sure...

Cubicfairy 9 years ago

Even though I'm female, I want a damn beard 😭 is it so much to ask for!

RealPotato 9 years ago

Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

treemug 10 years ago

It never said anything about cutting it or waxing it.

Hannah Rashefa Gultom 13 years ago

I'm guessing the half that pressed the button are male, and the other half are female.

Shoes4Clues 4 years ago

I just wanna be the equivalent of Gandalf

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L00PH0L3 9 years ago

I wont shave The barber will

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago

Ha! I'm female. I cant grow beards

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

But one did

Hackertale_Sans 7 years ago

Wait how long of a beard?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Gandalf long probably

Andrew Blaszak 13 years ago

Fuck x-ray vision. Can I just have the beard?

uncleltr 10 years ago

You do realize that you don't have to use the x-ray vision...

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jessever 11 years ago

Wheres the downside?

RealPotato 9 years ago

I'm a girl and FUCK YEA GIMME DAT BEARD

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Fatman42069 7 years ago

I fail to see a downside

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall 8 years ago

Why do people want to look at other people"s bones?

Flaming-grimdark-potat 6 years ago

Spooky scary skeleton live action

Slatyladdd 8 years ago

I see no downside

PaulDeLong 9 years ago

Cool I get to look like Dumbledore

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm still not pressing but nice reference.

MattS-TMP 9 years ago

Doesn't say someone else can't shave it lol

Sammers519 9 years ago

tbh id probably keep it on XD

Midean 9 years ago

Grow Long Beard: check - Burn Long Beard Off with Fire: Check - Shave remaining stubble as it is no longer a beard that can't be shaved. Check and Mate

Jasmin Rainbow Shultz 13 years ago

I will have the sexiest of all beards

TigerLily28 10 years ago

It"s okay if your a guy and your old or something but I'm pretty sure all of the "I will not" pressed buttons are from girls.........unless some guys just really don't like beards :D

OrcaCatGaming 10 years ago

That means I could see thru clothes so ill mostley focuse on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!!! YOU"D SEE THEIR BONES IDIOT.

Intergalactic Man 10 years ago

I don't want to see inside a body. A doctor could've possibly created this.

skullcakez 11 years ago

A long beard will itch like fuck! D: Not worth it.

oOfireheartOo 10 years ago

defiantly not worth it

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Axel Kipp 13 years ago

FUCK YEAH! A BEARD!

Carl Johnson 13 years ago

Worth it!

Blake Keyes 13 years ago

Where's the downside?

420_360_69 8 years ago

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Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

TSA agent job here i come. i can tell, and you haven't a chance..........

Corrine Berry 13 years ago

aw man! a beard XD my bf always wanted me to try to grow one out! *never worked*

Luminosity 2 years ago

If one can’t shave why don’t they wax it instead or apply Eflornithine or instead just have it cut, not shaved

pokewaffles 10 years ago

Downside?

Username1 11 years ago

I could pull if a beard

IAmGod451 9 years ago

If you don't like long beards just remember it doesn't say you can't cut it. Just that you can't shave it.

l0RD dratcuF 11 years ago

na na na na na na na na batbeard

IuXito 5 years ago

It depends on how long the beard is. I would like it if I could be Gandalf with x-ray vision XD

Bashkash 10 years ago

Long is 1 cm

Blahgirlson 11 years ago

Nope. Nope. Nope. Just nope.

Celestial_Dragon 8 years ago

... I guess the circus will always have room for a new bearded lady

ðŸ‘‡gay 11 years ago

HAHAHAJJAJ

Yourboydulexe 6 years ago

You can just trim the beard down If it gets to long, not shave

Josh45654 10 years ago

Then I'll use scissors...I love this button

Grimm of Sparta 12 years ago

I already have a long beard *runs hand thru beard majestically* gimme my new eyes!

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Fuck the beard, I don't want people to think I'm homeless.

luke I'm your dad 11 years ago

Lol some comment says that if you read it u will get fucked in the asshole by Nicholas cage on the nearest Friday, NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

bobbob123 10 years ago

BEARD FUCK YEEEEEAAAAHHHH

Prism 9 years ago

OBEY THE BEARD! OBEY THE BEARD! Watch that music video it is fucking gold.

Juliusss 11 years ago

I could see what girls are doing

Squirrel127 10 years ago

Downside?

deadpan 11 years ago

Hipster with Xray vision, I can deal with that.

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