Will You Press The Button?

You are knighted by the Queen of England

but

You must ingest only tea and crumpets, wear a suit, bowtie, top hat, and monocle, and speak in 1800s slang for the rest of your life.

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RootbeerPremium3 years ago

bri-ish

ShDoTi2 years ago

bri-ish

Zota3 years ago

I see this as an absolute loss

Blockman3508 years ago

I say, what a smashing way to live

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII3 years ago

Quite a good choice indeed guvna, would you like a cuppa tea

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quickstirke8 years ago

GET ME INTO A Suit"an"Tie!! Fuck the Dress! England HERE I COME!!

DasJoosh8 years ago

WTF is wrong with the internet.

Josefina Lagos Lowther12 years ago

So. What's the downside?

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Speaking 1800s slang which in the end would be fucking stupid.

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

England is my city

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Downside???

Bodhiskywalker7 years ago

What"s the upside?

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago

Bow ties are cool

X123467 years ago

WTF are crumpets

Kai277 years ago

I don't know

Gaurdian8 years ago

Like a sir.

J20048 years ago

I will die from malnutrition

BraydenGreen8 years ago

Hey arizona yea is good

Alexandria Fisher12 years ago

That literally all sounds spectacularly fun.

fishyxD9 years ago

There's no downside whatsoever!

jjdafeesh9 years ago

I GET A MONOCLE AND A TOP HAT!!!!!!! Yass

Chanocraft 10 years ago

double downside.... (to me anyway)

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

Bow-tes are cool, but I would actually prefer a fez instead of a top hat... fezzes are cool.

Wolfsoles6 years ago

I love doctor who

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Klaus Nightcrawler12 years ago

Seriously? AWESOME!

Dexter Johnson12 years ago

I already do that

Natasha Lund12 years ago

How is this a bad thing?

SomeWeirdExistentThing435 years ago

...actually Asura"s right

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Basil Othman12 years ago

Wheres the downside

Kakashi__Hatake9 years ago

I would love that

TCR_2 years ago

So I will be a royal knight who eventually dies of malnutrition...great....

Nao9 years ago

nope. like the current place and life here in norway

Yrahcaz8 years ago

Jolly good

Hyltran4 years ago

I already have the mustache so I destroyed the button.

taasin1239 years ago

Omfg im btitish any way this is the dreaam!!!!

timelcrds8 years ago

i see no downside

7TEesti11 years ago

Shouldn't you put the upside first? why did you make it backwards?

Ochi9 years ago

So? That's not THAT bad.

Kristof Ujdur12 years ago

Spiffing!

McGilm7 years ago

Tolly ho! Chap chap! May I have another cup o" tea? I think you may have run out of crumpets, have ya?

DannyMcManny10 years ago

DUDE IM BRITISH WE DON'T DO THAT oh wait your trying to make your self fell better you fast slobs

Jack18 months ago

Crumple Dunkin’s! Slurp* It seems I will be fancy and have more money!

YashDaware8 years ago

Do I get slaves?

Kai277 years ago

Prolly not

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Derpy McSquire10 years ago

I find that rather offensive actualy

Justin Wygralak12 years ago

I see no downsides to this.

J20048 years ago

Downside is malnutrition

NevIsDaBoss8 years ago

I don't even want to be knighted so....

Swisses10 years ago

Fuck that I'm not the monopoly man

thatgirlniamya9 years ago

I SEE NO DOWNSIDE

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII3 years ago

Just pushed the button ‘‘twas a jolly good choice guvna would you like a cuppa tea

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

This is basically a malnutrition death sentence

names17mario9 years ago

It says you only drink tea and eat crumpets Thats the downside eating the same thing would be horrible!

terrarian9 years ago

you'll eventully get sick because you can't eat anything else. so that'll suck.

Lucynda Hoffman12 years ago

There is literally no downside to this. Fiora Lee McDaid Mecale

J20048 years ago

Downside is malnutrition

fairyguitar1257610 years ago

I am an American girl and I would thoroughly enjoy this.

Dillon Glaab12 years ago

Cool, I get knighted

Savannah3519 years ago

I mean... I'm a girl but... BRITS ARE THE BOMB!

Chelsea Kelly12 years ago

This is so stereotypical, those accents get so annoying... My teacher, friends dad and the person next door sound like that. BUT I'D DO IT FOR DAH FUN ANYWAY.

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