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You are knighted by the Queen of England

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You must ingest only tea and crumpets, wear a suit, bowtie, top hat, and monocle, and speak in 1800s slang for the rest of your life.

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Blockman350 9 years ago

I say, what a smashing way to live

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII 4 years ago

Quite a good choice indeed guvna, would you like a cuppa tea

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Josefina Lagos Lowther 13 years ago

So. What's the downside?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago

Speaking 1800s slang which in the end would be fucking stupid.

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quickstirke 9 years ago

GET ME INTO A Suit"an"Tie!! Fuck the Dress! England HERE I COME!!

DasJoosh 9 years ago

WTF is wrong with the internet.

fishyxD 11 years ago

There's no downside whatsoever!

jjdafeesh 11 years ago

I GET A MONOCLE AND A TOP HAT!!!!!!! Yass

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago

Bow ties are cool

X12346 9 years ago

WTF are crumpets

Kai27 8 years ago

I don't know

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

England is my city

Gaurdian 9 years ago

Like a sir.

J2004 9 years ago

I will die from malnutrition

BraydenGreen 9 years ago

Hey arizona yea is good

Alexandria Fisher 13 years ago

That literally all sounds spectacularly fun.

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago

Downside???

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago

Bow-tes are cool, but I would actually prefer a fez instead of a top hat... fezzes are cool.

Wolfsoles 8 years ago

I love doctor who

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Klaus Nightcrawler 13 years ago

Seriously? AWESOME!

Dexter Johnson 13 years ago

I already do that

Natasha Lund 13 years ago

How is this a bad thing?

SomeWeirdExistentThing43 6 years ago

...actually Asura"s right

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Basil Othman 13 years ago

Wheres the downside

Kristof Ujdur 13 years ago

Spiffing!

McGilm 8 years ago

Tolly ho! Chap chap! May I have another cup o" tea? I think you may have run out of crumpets, have ya?

DannyMcManny 11 years ago

DUDE IM BRITISH WE DON'T DO THAT oh wait your trying to make your self fell better you fast slobs

Jack1 2 years ago

Crumple Dunkin’s! Slurp* It seems I will be fancy and have more money!

YashDaware 9 years ago

Do I get slaves?

Kai27 8 years ago

Prolly not

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Derpy McSquire 11 years ago

I find that rather offensive actualy

Justin Wygralak 13 years ago

I see no downsides to this.

J2004 9 years ago

Downside is malnutrition

NevIsDaBoss 9 years ago

I don't even want to be knighted so....

Swisses 12 years ago

Fuck that I'm not the monopoly man

thatgirlniamya 11 years ago

I SEE NO DOWNSIDE

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII 4 years ago

Just pushed the button ‘‘twas a jolly good choice guvna would you like a cuppa tea

SpamtonG.Spamton 6 years ago

This is basically a malnutrition death sentence

names17mario 11 years ago

It says you only drink tea and eat crumpets Thats the downside eating the same thing would be horrible!

terrarian 11 years ago

you'll eventully get sick because you can't eat anything else. so that'll suck.

Lucynda Hoffman 13 years ago

There is literally no downside to this. Fiora Lee McDaid Mecale

J2004 9 years ago

Downside is malnutrition

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago

I am an American girl and I would thoroughly enjoy this.

Dillon Glaab 13 years ago

Cool, I get knighted

Savannah351 10 years ago

I mean... I'm a girl but... BRITS ARE THE BOMB!

Chelsea Kelly 13 years ago

This is so stereotypical, those accents get so annoying... My teacher, friends dad and the person next door sound like that. BUT I'D DO IT FOR DAH FUN ANYWAY.

GoldenGecko 9 years ago

Which is meant to be the downside

Chanocraft 12 years ago

double downside.... (to me anyway)

Zota 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute loss

heyeveryone 11 years ago

Ew, tea

Apollo 12 years ago

This is useful......how exactly?

Jakebeanz 11 years ago

(NO WORDS!)

Caitlin Prothero 13 years ago

What's so bad about this?

J2004 9 years ago

You'll get malnutrition from not eating anything else

dannyboy221005 11 years ago

Dude british people dont eat crumpets all day yeah we drink alot of tea so

meatloave 2 years ago

That old bat got her ticket punched a couple years ago. She was a seriously cool chick though and when she was young she was quite a little cutie

iLostMyPotato 9 years ago

I don’t see how this is a bad thing?

tomlinsontardis 11 years ago

Bowties are cool!

Ms. Moriarty 12 years ago

I actually didn't press the button, but it said I did.

FishMaster 11 years ago

Pshhh, Sir I already do that you darn scaleywagger

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