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You are knighted by the Queen of England
but
You must ingest only tea and crumpets, wear a suit, bowtie, top hat, and monocle, and speak in 1800s slang for the rest of your life.
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Blockman350 9 years ago
I say, what a smashing way to live

QuandilliousMaximuxDinglenutIII 4 years ago
Quite a good choice indeed guvna, would you like a cuppa tea
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Josefina Lagos Lowther 13 years ago
So. What's the downside?

Drawesomethewizard 9 years ago
Speaking 1800s slang which in the end would be fucking stupid.
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quickstirke 9 years ago
GET ME INTO A Suit"an"Tie!! Fuck the Dress! England HERE I COME!!

DasJoosh 9 years ago
WTF is wrong with the internet.

fishyxD 11 years ago
There's no downside whatsoever!

jjdafeesh 11 years ago
I GET A MONOCLE AND A TOP HAT!!!!!!! Yass

You-sir-neigh-mmm 8 years ago
Bow ties are cool

X12346 9 years ago
WTF are crumpets

Kai27 8 years ago
I don't know

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
England is my city

Gaurdian 9 years ago
Like a sir.

J2004 9 years ago
I will die from malnutrition

BraydenGreen 9 years ago
Hey arizona yea is good

Alexandria Fisher 13 years ago
That literally all sounds spectacularly fun.

LOLLoopholes 10 years ago
Downside???

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
Bow-tes are cool, but I would actually prefer a fez instead of a top hat... fezzes are cool.

Wolfsoles 8 years ago
I love doctor who
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Klaus Nightcrawler 13 years ago
Seriously? AWESOME!

Dexter Johnson 13 years ago
I already do that

Natasha Lund 13 years ago
How is this a bad thing?

SomeWeirdExistentThing43 6 years ago
...actually Asura"s right
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Basil Othman 13 years ago
Wheres the downside

Tristan_combes 11 years ago
I AM AMERICAN GOD DAMNIT AND REFUSE TO CONCEDE TO SUCH A BRITISH LIFESTYLE

Kristen Gibbons 13 years ago
You can still say dude! The word for "dude" acually refers to an 18th century hipster.

Evil_J last year
There is no queen, presently. Though I'd be willing to trade "y'all" for "ininit"

BANGERSAVAGE 9 years ago
me now: YOOOOOOOOOO!! WHATS POPPIN EVERYBODY?!IM HERE TO PARTAYYYY!! IF I WAS IN 1800s : hello,ladies and gentleman,im so happy to be here,how is it going mark?how is it going lucas?,hows everybody?wanna have some tea?? XDDDDDDDD

Kai27 8 years ago
So true

AlfyTDM 10 years ago
sounds like a stereotypical british person -_-

Lewis Fleming 13 years ago
there is no downside to this.

J2004 9 years ago
Downside is malnutrition

Skeptic_human 3 years ago
RIP queen of England.

Blkjak 11 years ago
I wouldn't press the button but I wanna talk in old English slang

[REDACTED] 12 years ago
I don't really see the upside to getting knighted .-.

ELPOJO_PLAYS 11 years ago
there is nothing bad at this

THE_ONE_GUY_IN_A_PORN_VIDEO_JERKING_OFF_IN_THE_BACKGROUND 6 years ago
Wow i"m a knight What now (Only downsides)

Zuccinin Cham-Sparr 13 years ago
"Where's the downside" Where is the upside? Being knighted is just a title and the downside is that you can already do all the things in the downside.. But now you have to.

emmawoodhouse 9 years ago
Omg this would be sooo fun

brianyankonator 11 years ago
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SockHamster 3 years ago
i love communism

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
I'm English & this is very offensive. Someone get this scenario remove immediately!

MattiasParadox 11 years ago
Downside?

Tatty Bogle 13 years ago
Hey, that's racist.

Booker Dewitt 12 years ago
Screw that

Kozuto 11 years ago
I'm a guy

ThegreatBritishghost 4 years ago
Ha I am British b*tch

caseykat09 11 years ago
why wouldn't you do this?

ARClegend 6 years ago
isn't this just the Spiffing Brit

names17mario 11 years ago
Dis a sterotype that's pretty dumb

Conor Drollinger 13 years ago
Knighted Queen? And i am a guy so...

meganmew 11 years ago
'MURICA!

Lewis Fitter 13 years ago
FUCK U ENGLISH

Master_chief_at_random_starbucks 8 months ago
'MERICA FOREVER

Kakashi__Hatake 10 years ago
I would love that

TCR_ 3 years ago
So I will be a royal knight who eventually dies of malnutrition...great....

Nao 11 years ago
nope. like the current place and life here in norway
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