Will You Press The Button?

TheFangSome13 9 years ago

Presses button, destroys universe from "touching" air

radicaled73 11 years ago

Lead lined gloves?

GameBoyR 6 years ago

We’re all made of atoms, the world, anything ever, and atoms never touch each other So that means we’ve never felt anything in our entire lives which means we’ve never TOUCHED everything sooo... No downside!

yazanabunima123-SHEESH 4 years ago

But atoms never touch so you never touch anything in your life and plus why touch stuff with telekinetic powers?

Volion 3 years ago

Touch is a word that doesn't describe actually touching something but only getting as close to it as possible.

AssHar 10 years ago

Science butch nothing ever touches

Dedwerg 8 years ago

“I need healing”

Craig Bartlett 13 years ago

technically you never touch anything ... look it up

Endman 9 years ago

Nice one i knew about that but i didnt realise before your comment but if you touch yourselfe...

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TheButtonSmasher123 11 years ago

cant touch water to drink can't touch food to eat?? HOW WILL YOU LIVE

VesHeil 11 years ago

Well, since they're being radiated and not irradiated, I'd guess they'll just be hit with a gentle glow, or, you know... die.

TheButton101 9 years ago

Then i will touch my enemies

Connor Don Carlos 13 years ago

wear gloves?

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago

The gloves would touch it not you. So you could wear like four gloves

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Emily Tait 13 years ago

So, your basically a combination of rogue and jean?

bettycoopah 9 years ago

*finger slowly moves towards both of you for burning my eyes with the mention of either of those satanic assholes*

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CR4ZYC4TL4DY 4 years ago

But air

HolyNipples 11 years ago

Yeah "telekinetic" powers would be awesome but that means you can 1) no longer fap 2) No longer play video games or use a computer 3) would kill anyone you have sex with.

NukeIt9er 11 years ago

I don't see a downside; telekinetic and super lethal.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

Everything dies at one point.

FramugaMan 6 years ago

Gloves???

buttonmasher 12 years ago

Telekinesis would allow you to float shit, gg.

#SPOOKY 11 years ago

With my body or my hands in particular

BrookLynn 9 years ago

wat bout meh doggo

Julian Neurosis 13 years ago

Double positive.

the last raposa 10 years ago

You just make living things glow and dead things dead no downside

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck 9 years ago

WEAR GLOVES

Tigger2.00 10 years ago

I agree on not touching anything.

Dustino 3 years ago

Just an example of King Midas, can’t eat any more food

nubs nation 11 years ago

<3

Moda 11 years ago

Don't agree because you can't play without touch You are already touch the ground

Mitsubashi 6 years ago

Wear gloves. Problem solved.

MeepKeep 11 years ago

Beings aren't "things" and I have telekenesis. Good job, bro.

Flapple 10 years ago

What is if you walk barefood?

Minotaur 9 years ago

GRAMMAR DUDE

LizziezGamer 8 years ago

I will touch every human on Earth and destroy my enemies hahahah

PaweÅ‚ Strzemecki 13 years ago

I hate everything and everyone so ...

Hyperion 10 years ago

Wait, what if I want to jerk off? Am I cursed with a wet sausage?

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Kys 10 years ago

Kys

Ty 11 years ago

Gloves.

RumblyBiscuit66 9 years ago

What kind of defention of touch are we using here

egocer 4 years ago

M U R D E R

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago

@HolyNipples... use telekinesis for those things... except the last one. And for that... I dunno, probable screwed.

Tiezilla 10 years ago

Wear a lead lined suit.

Deformed Cheese 11 years ago

Irradiated*

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