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You have telekenetic powers.
but
everything you touch either dies or becomes radiated.
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TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button, destroys universe from "touching" air

radicaled73 11 years ago
Lead lined gloves?

GameBoyR 6 years ago
We’re all made of atoms, the world, anything ever, and atoms never touch each other So that means we’ve never felt anything in our entire lives which means we’ve never TOUCHED everything sooo... No downside!

yazanabunima123-SHEESH 4 years ago
But atoms never touch so you never touch anything in your life and plus why touch stuff with telekinetic powers?

Volion 3 years ago
Touch is a word that doesn't describe actually touching something but only getting as close to it as possible.

AssHar 10 years ago
Science butch nothing ever touches

Dedwerg 8 years ago
“I need healing”

Craig Bartlett 13 years ago
technically you never touch anything ... look it up

Endman 9 years ago
Nice one i knew about that but i didnt realise before your comment but if you touch yourselfe...
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TheButtonSmasher123 11 years ago
cant touch water to drink can't touch food to eat?? HOW WILL YOU LIVE

VesHeil 11 years ago
Well, since they're being radiated and not irradiated, I'd guess they'll just be hit with a gentle glow, or, you know... die.

TheButton101 9 years ago
Then i will touch my enemies

Connor Don Carlos 13 years ago
wear gloves?

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago
The gloves would touch it not you. So you could wear like four gloves
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Emily Tait 13 years ago
So, your basically a combination of rogue and jean?

bettycoopah 9 years ago
*finger slowly moves towards both of you for burning my eyes with the mention of either of those satanic assholes*
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happythepug 10 years ago
no i cant touch my family or friends or THIS LAPTOP I SPEND 8 HOURS A DAY ON in other words, no.

Minotaur 9 years ago
TOUCH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!????!!!#dirty minded

djmario43 11 years ago
Dddddddffdfgh

illuminatiunconfirmed 7 years ago
Irradiated

Draco Malfoy 12 years ago
*cough* Juliette, Shatte Me, *cough*

tikirej 11 years ago
No sex!!! so hell NO ! I will not push that button ever!

Stropey 9 years ago
Ooh... I could be a superhero with this... Or a villain.

knifey 10 years ago
irradiated, for crying out loud. Spelling...

ColtonInabnit 9 years ago
Wear gloves all the time. So u don't touch stuff but your gloves do.

Fairy_Tale 9 years ago
But your touching the gloves

happyslapper 11 years ago
just wear gloves

ihaveAphobiaOfBlacks 3 years ago
I have become death destroyer of worlds

nubs nation 11 years ago
<=3

Unknown22 11 years ago
i want 2 hug my mom

oofityoofoof 6 years ago
you can make a telekinetic forcefield and never touch anything..

Tranq 11 years ago
Irradiated* You are an insult to Fallout 3 and New Vegas! I hope you are turned into a ghoul!

zwaglou 10 years ago
Where plastik gloves

AleandrohinriRadicalgamers 9 years ago
"Kay i got 3 days to destroy a kill everything in sight

Moritz Zumm 13 years ago
Gloves !

Hyperion 10 years ago
If I'm telekinetic, why the fuck would I touch anything?

trills 11 years ago
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ModSavvy 10 years ago
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ecsonic 11 years ago
MY CAT NOOOOOO

The_Reaper_Master 9 years ago
But with telekenetic powers you technically don't touch anything.....

CR4ZYC4TL4DY 4 years ago
But air

HolyNipples 11 years ago
Yeah "telekinetic" powers would be awesome but that means you can 1) no longer fap 2) No longer play video games or use a computer 3) would kill anyone you have sex with.

NukeIt9er 11 years ago
I don't see a downside; telekinetic and super lethal.

buttonmasher 12 years ago
Telekinesis would allow you to float shit, gg.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago
Everything dies at one point.

FramugaMan 6 years ago
Gloves???

the last raposa 10 years ago
You just make living things glow and dead things dead no downside

#SPOOKY 11 years ago
With my body or my hands in particular

BrookLynn 9 years ago
wat bout meh doggo

Julian Neurosis 13 years ago
Double positive.

Dustino 3 years ago
Just an example of King Midas, can’t eat any more food

nubs nation 11 years ago
<3

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck 9 years ago
WEAR GLOVES

Tigger2.00 10 years ago
I agree on not touching anything.

Flapple 10 years ago
What is if you walk barefood?

Minotaur 9 years ago
GRAMMAR DUDE

Moda 11 years ago
Don't agree because you can't play without touch You are already touch the ground

Mitsubashi 6 years ago
Wear gloves. Problem solved.
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