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You have telekenetic powers.
but
everything you touch either dies or becomes radiated.
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yazanabunima123-SHEESH3 years ago
But atoms never touch so you never touch anything in your life and plus why touch stuff with telekinetic powers?

Volion2 years ago
Touch is a word that doesn't describe actually touching something but only getting as close to it as possible.

TheFangSome138 years ago
Presses button, destroys universe from "touching" air

GameBoyR5 years ago
We’re all made of atoms, the world, anything ever, and atoms never touch each other So that means we’ve never felt anything in our entire lives which means we’ve never TOUCHED everything sooo... No downside!

radicaled739 years ago
Lead lined gloves?

AssHar8 years ago
Science butch nothing ever touches

Dedwerg7 years ago
“I need healing”

TheButton1017 years ago
Then i will touch my enemies

TheButtonSmasher1239 years ago
cant touch water to drink can't touch food to eat?? HOW WILL YOU LIVE

VesHeil9 years ago
Well, since they're being radiated and not irradiated, I'd guess they'll just be hit with a gentle glow, or, you know... die.

Craig Bartlett12 years ago
technically you never touch anything ... look it up

Endman8 years ago
Nice one i knew about that but i didnt realise before your comment but if you touch yourselfe...
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Connor Don Carlos12 years ago
wear gloves?

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
The gloves would touch it not you. So you could wear like four gloves
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Emily Tait12 years ago
So, your basically a combination of rogue and jean?

bettycoopah7 years ago
*finger slowly moves towards both of you for burning my eyes with the mention of either of those satanic assholes*
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djmario439 years ago
Dddddddffdfgh

illuminatiunconfirmed6 years ago
Irradiated

Draco Malfoy10 years ago
*cough* Juliette, Shatte Me, *cough*

happythepug9 years ago
no i cant touch my family or friends or THIS LAPTOP I SPEND 8 HOURS A DAY ON in other words, no.

Minotaur8 years ago
TOUCH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!????!!!#dirty minded

Stropey8 years ago
Ooh... I could be a superhero with this... Or a villain.

knifey9 years ago
irradiated, for crying out loud. Spelling...

tikirej9 years ago
No sex!!! so hell NO ! I will not push that button ever!

happyslapper9 years ago
just wear gloves

ihaveAphobiaOfBlackslast year
I have become death destroyer of worlds

nubs nation9 years ago
<=3

ColtonInabnit8 years ago
Wear gloves all the time. So u don't touch stuff but your gloves do.

Fairy_Tale8 years ago
But your touching the gloves

Unknown229 years ago
i want 2 hug my mom

oofityoofoof4 years ago
you can make a telekinetic forcefield and never touch anything..

Tranq10 years ago
Irradiated* You are an insult to Fallout 3 and New Vegas! I hope you are turned into a ghoul!

zwaglou8 years ago
Where plastik gloves

AleandrohinriRadicalgamers7 years ago
"Kay i got 3 days to destroy a kill everything in sight

Moritz Zumm12 years ago
Gloves !

Hyperion9 years ago
If I'm telekinetic, why the fuck would I touch anything?

trills9 years ago
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ModSavvy9 years ago
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ecsonic9 years ago
MY CAT NOOOOOO

The_Reaper_Master8 years ago
But with telekenetic powers you technically don't touch anything.....

CR4ZYC4TL4DY3 years ago
But air

HolyNipples9 years ago
Yeah "telekinetic" powers would be awesome but that means you can 1) no longer fap 2) No longer play video games or use a computer 3) would kill anyone you have sex with.

NukeIt9er9 years ago
I don't see a downside; telekinetic and super lethal.

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago
Everything dies at one point.

FramugaMan5 years ago
Gloves???

buttonmasher10 years ago
Telekinesis would allow you to float shit, gg.

#SPOOKY9 years ago
With my body or my hands in particular

BrookLynn7 years ago
wat bout meh doggo

Julian Neurosis12 years ago
Double positive.

the last raposa9 years ago
You just make living things glow and dead things dead no downside

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck8 years ago
WEAR GLOVES

Tigger2.009 years ago
I agree on not touching anything.

Dustinolast year
Just an example of King Midas, can’t eat any more food

nubs nation9 years ago
<3

Moda9 years ago
Don't agree because you can't play without touch You are already touch the ground

Mitsubashi4 years ago
Wear gloves. Problem solved.

MeepKeep10 years ago
Beings aren't "things" and I have telekenesis. Good job, bro.
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