Only difference between my current life and the outcome of this question is the gibberish...no one listens to me to begin with...unless I'm singing or spouting what they want to hear.
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veloxin10 years ago
Ok, so don't try to tell anyone anything, just invent things and use the arts to make people figure it out faster themselves.
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Lymle10 years ago
They said nothing about texting on social media, so you could possible text it online.
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Death's Reaver11 years ago
That's why they invented sign language BITCH! (sorry did not mean the last part)
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Jeremy Walters13 years ago
So i can draw the information
Username6511 years ago
If you can read this then your not what I thought
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JESUS_RULES3 years ago
Nah. God's all ready omniscient enough for me.
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Wolf222411 years ago
... f*** that, no I've got best buddies... oh learn gibberish
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oOBlakeOo9 years ago
Do you know how many awesome pranks you could pull off with this and you could completely dodge bullies. Also, you would never have to study again so there would be more time for tv, anime, video games, movies, pranks, fanfiction, books, etc... even thoug...[Show full comment]
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sonictheoofhog45 years ago
But what if I write the information???
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ElectricNeonLights12 years ago
it would still come in handy..
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and-peggy9 years ago
Knowledge not shared remains unknown
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WBGrock11 years ago
If IA omnicient, I will know evertthing. Like how to make billions of dollars in a month. How to make beautiful women love me. AND how to make the people I love happy.
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LolJonne10 years ago
If u know everything just telepate
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waxesc11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fi...[Show full comment]
Nobody would understand you anyway, even if this rule wasn’t there.
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A FREAKING DUCK10 years ago
If you're omniscient, you know how to do everything, including impossible things. You could easily telepathically communicate, or make communication itself pointless by knowing how to read expressions and knowing how to make everyone else read everyones el...[Show full comment]
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wolf-inyx4 years ago
You don't need to communicate, just show them things you know and they don't and eventually they'll realize you know everything
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LeatherfaceMother11 years ago
I know if there is a God, heaven/hell, etc. I know which religion is right. I know what happens after death. I know how to solve all problems. What is the fucking downside? Why would I want to tell this to people anyways?
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Maybe a goose11 years ago
coughBILLCIPHERcough
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cfrancisco255 years ago
im already a gerbil
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Lili McMath13 years ago
;-; i have no soul
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Autobahn9 years ago
Just write something in google don't spell ot correctly and the correct thing will show up and they will understand. Right?
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elvenarcher9 years ago
you dont have to communicate with words or paper. there are more ways
Any kind of communication would be gibberish to others?? Really?? -_- So whatever I felt like sharing?
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Dsoccer9912 years ago
i want to know
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XxdesttoryerOfDetroit7 years ago
I don't need to share information i use it myself
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connermckay10 years ago
Copy #4829 of that question
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Rawih11 years ago
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
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