Will You Press The Button?

Night Cat 11 years ago

"your urine escapes painlessly" as opposed to what? The norm of an excruciating pain when you pee? OP, go see a doctor!

MouseGirl 5 years ago

I want to like my oen reply

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Ceptonic4 11 years ago

What was this guy smoking when he wrote this?

YagamiRaito 10 months ago

I'm going to write the original poster's name in my notebook...

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Peridot394 10 years ago

If your pee hurts, you should see a doctor. It could be a UTI.

wifetrick 3 years ago

i love you

hollyskyes 11 years ago

at least they don't tell you they want you to pee on them.

Kaitie Z 11 years ago

This one's great. I died laughing (not literally) imma press dis button

TheTrueBoi 7 years ago

That"s oddly specific

stillfuture207 7 years ago

Isn't that how it always works?

Logan Tucker Arksey 13 years ago

laughed out loud at this one.

gac303 4 years ago

bro this literally predates internet time traveler?????????

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JOKE'S ON YOU 10 years ago

JOKE'S ON YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO PEE ON THEM ANYWAYS

Joe Larson 13 years ago

How high was the person who wrote this?

OctoWizard 9 years ago

very

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bailybailybailybaily 10 years ago

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS WHAT THE HELL

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

At least I get chix

Yellowredstone 7 years ago

Why do people not like this? They don't say anything about it anyway.

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

Just cause they want it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Zachary Senecal 13 years ago

I'm not seeing a real down side to this

Grayson Clark 13 years ago

I got purfume dick

ButtonUnMaster 5 years ago

Put ur pp juice on me

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Dpooly999 11 years ago

Hah. Hah. (=\\\\

pussy 11 years ago

Cool

ImNotAFish 9 years ago

My pee normally doesn’t hurt

Peterthepanda 10 years ago

Just get them to do something in return

Isgg last year

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7ud0r 9 years ago

PEE AT ONLY 10$/liter

Rory_c 11 years ago

lol why would anyone know

shortboynoah 5 years ago

i see no downside lololol

emeraldgreenwolfaged22 11 years ago

I .. uhh..umm..... no?

Alexus Turner 13 years ago

I don't even understand what was going on here.....people was me to pee on them...of...I pee perfume..

emilysa99 10 years ago

OMG EWW

HDDN_RUNE1 9 years ago

How is urine painful?

Star wars â™¡â™¡ 11 years ago

If no one is saying anything about it whats the downside...

unidentified_flying_olive 3 years ago

I mean who would find out? nobody is going to break down my bathroom door so. . . whatever sure (also peeing doesn't hurt what)

Squid1234 11 years ago

I think he might have a piss-play fetish

loopholes_are_amazing 9 years ago

Loophole: I'll never know about it because they would never tell me

Radioactive_Foxy 6 years ago

What kind of illicit drugs was this writer on when writing this I am very concerned on their health

MyPrecious 11 years ago

How high are you?

AhMHaC 9 years ago

Thats nasicaloy PORN

oaker 11 years ago

no one has to find out

FlufflePro 10 years ago

I really don't care about this one.

Lora Braker 13 years ago

so what? i smell good

62023 last year

有中国人吗

jane 11 years ago

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