Will You Press The Button?

Your urine escapes painlessly as a pleasant smelling vapour.

but

Everybody who finds out about it wants you to pee on them but never says anything about it.

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wifetricklast year

i love you

Night Cat9 years ago

"your urine escapes painlessly" as opposed to what? The norm of an excruciating pain when you pee? OP, go see a doctor!

MouseGirl3 years ago

I want to like my oen reply

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Ceptonic49 years ago

What was this guy smoking when he wrote this?

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Children

Peridot3949 years ago

If your pee hurts, you should see a doctor. It could be a UTI.

hollyskyes9 years ago

at least they don't tell you they want you to pee on them.

Kaitie Z9 years ago

This one's great. I died laughing (not literally) imma press dis button

TheTrueBoi6 years ago

That"s oddly specific

stillfuture2076 years ago

Isn't that how it always works?

JOKE'S ON YOU9 years ago

JOKE'S ON YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO PEE ON THEM ANYWAYS

Logan Tucker Arksey12 years ago

laughed out loud at this one.

gac3032 years ago

bro this literally predates internet time traveler?????????

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Joe Larson12 years ago

How high was the person who wrote this?

OctoWizard7 years ago

very

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bailybailybailybaily8 years ago

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS WHAT THE HELL

Yellowredstone6 years ago

Why do people not like this? They don't say anything about it anyway.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

At least I get chix

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

Just cause they want it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Zachary Senecal12 years ago

I'm not seeing a real down side to this

Dpooly9999 years ago

Hah. Hah. (=\\\\

Grayson Clark12 years ago

I got purfume dick

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago

Put ur pp juice on me

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Emilyjones17 years ago

How would they find out

ponymauship 9 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahhahaahhaah

2EZ4ME9 years ago

Go skipping throughout streets pissing on everyone without getting in trouble

roflsheep9 years ago

it doesn't say i have to do it though. and if they never say anything about it anyway then it doesn't affect me.

frankie123498769 years ago

Just don't tell anyone about it.

BlackCat228 years ago

So you pee cologne? Weird way to get girls but it'll do.

efjhwekfjqjwmkwd4 years ago

whats the fuckin downside

tye da boss10 years ago

this question is strange

PigGamer8 years ago

Downside they dont admit it so plus for me

Grayxiph3r9 years ago

(has to click good or bad dillemma to see next) *clicks or*

(YoDA)9 years ago

What kind of demented ppl wants to get urine on then?!

LlamaDrama7 years ago

The heck

Artur Wetsch12 years ago

whers the downside?

pussy9 years ago

Cool

ImNotAFish7 years ago

My pee normally doesn’t hurt

Peterthepanda9 years ago

Just get them to do something in return

7ud0r8 years ago

PEE AT ONLY 10$/liter

Rory_c9 years ago

lol why would anyone know

shortboynoah3 years ago

i see no downside lololol

emeraldgreenwolfaged229 years ago

I .. uhh..umm..... no?

Alexus Turner12 years ago

I don't even understand what was going on here.....people was me to pee on them...of...I pee perfume..

emilysa998 years ago

OMG EWW

HDDN_RUNE17 years ago

How is urine painful?

Star wars â™¡â™¡9 years ago

If no one is saying anything about it whats the downside...

unidentified_flying_olivelast year

I mean who would find out? nobody is going to break down my bathroom door so. . . whatever sure (also peeing doesn't hurt what)

Squid12349 years ago

I think he might have a piss-play fetish

loopholes_are_amazing8 years ago

Loophole: I'll never know about it because they would never tell me

oaker9 years ago

no one has to find out

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago

What kind of illicit drugs was this writer on when writing this I am very concerned on their health

MyPrecious10 years ago

How high are you?

AhMHaC8 years ago

Thats nasicaloy PORN

Lora Braker12 years ago

so what? i smell good

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