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55789 (62%) people have pressed this button, while 34639 (38%) did not.
Your urine escapes painlessly as a pleasant smelling vapour.
but
Everybody who finds out about it wants you to pee on them but never says anything about it.
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wifetricklast year
i love you

Night Cat9 years ago
"your urine escapes painlessly" as opposed to what? The norm of an excruciating pain when you pee? OP, go see a doctor!

MouseGirl3 years ago
I want to like my oen reply
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Ceptonic49 years ago
What was this guy smoking when he wrote this?

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Children

Peridot3949 years ago
If your pee hurts, you should see a doctor. It could be a UTI.

hollyskyes9 years ago
at least they don't tell you they want you to pee on them.

Kaitie Z9 years ago
This one's great. I died laughing (not literally) imma press dis button

TheTrueBoi6 years ago
That"s oddly specific

stillfuture2076 years ago
Isn't that how it always works?

JOKE'S ON YOU9 years ago
JOKE'S ON YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO PEE ON THEM ANYWAYS

Logan Tucker Arksey12 years ago
laughed out loud at this one.

gac3032 years ago
bro this literally predates internet time traveler?????????
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Joe Larson12 years ago
How high was the person who wrote this?

OctoWizard7 years ago
very
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bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS WHAT THE HELL

Yellowredstone6 years ago
Why do people not like this? They don't say anything about it anyway.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
At least I get chix

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago
Just cause they want it doesn't mean they'll get it.

Zachary Senecal12 years ago
I'm not seeing a real down side to this

Dpooly9999 years ago
Hah. Hah. (=\\\\

Grayson Clark12 years ago
I got purfume dick

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago
Put ur pp juice on me
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ImNotAFish7 years ago
My pee normally doesn’t hurt

Peterthepanda9 years ago
Just get them to do something in return

pussy9 years ago
Cool

Rory_c9 years ago
lol why would anyone know

shortboynoah3 years ago
i see no downside lololol

emeraldgreenwolfaged229 years ago
I .. uhh..umm..... no?

7ud0r8 years ago
PEE AT ONLY 10$/liter

Alexus Turner12 years ago
I don't even understand what was going on here.....people was me to pee on them...of...I pee perfume..

emilysa998 years ago
OMG EWW

Star wars ♡♡9 years ago
If no one is saying anything about it whats the downside...

HDDN_RUNE17 years ago
How is urine painful?

unidentified_flying_olivelast year
I mean who would find out? nobody is going to break down my bathroom door so. . . whatever sure (also peeing doesn't hurt what)

Squid12349 years ago
I think he might have a piss-play fetish

loopholes_are_amazing8 years ago
Loophole: I'll never know about it because they would never tell me

AhMHaC8 years ago
Thats nasicaloy PORN

oaker9 years ago
no one has to find out

Radioactive_Foxy4 years ago
What kind of illicit drugs was this writer on when writing this I am very concerned on their health

MyPrecious10 years ago
How high are you?

Lora Braker12 years ago
so what? i smell good

FlufflePro9 years ago
I really don't care about this one.

Zaedalus7 years ago
No downside

Conspiracy_risk9 years ago
Not me, but some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.

jane9 years ago
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xXX_n00bslayer_XXx9 years ago
Why all the spam get fucking rekt
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mazmaz9 years ago
lol wtf. this mofo was high af

Threeturnip22683 years ago
WTF

AlbeMight9 years ago
Perverts! K than.

dankmemes1018 years ago
what the actual fuck

Homestuck1018 years ago
There"s a thing that"s called "perfume"

dastuff 9 years ago
I'm a stoned opaloupa

ThePaulDude9 years ago
This is really taking the piss.

unicornford9 years ago
I don't kmow what you're smoking but I want two of them

HDDN_RUNE17 years ago
U MMMMmmMMMM. What?
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