You know everything there is to know about the universe
but
You can only speak in metaphors.
I will not


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AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago
Like the oracle of delphi!

UnfunnyNuggies last year
That's a simile

Mammot 3 years ago
reddit

Unyx22 2 years ago
reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago
The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense
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William Malay 13 years ago
Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70
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Platonic 5 years ago
You never said write in metaphors...

achmedalracka 11 years ago
With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing 2 years ago
Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit 12 years ago
Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem 10 years ago
I'm off to write a prophecy

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon 13 years ago
metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf 7 years ago
@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich
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Recharted 11 years ago
the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton 10 years ago
Ok I need some chocolate for that

shotfire7 8 years ago
Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever 9 years ago
So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley 9 years ago
Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l 11 years ago
Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin 13 years ago
I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox 10 years ago
If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess 13 years ago
Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
i think you forgot to say singing
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Thomas Gunn 13 years ago
You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
White*
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Matthew Mountain 13 years ago
I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii 13 years ago
Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

lukaza12 9 years ago
as a wise man once said: i really like this cake

bagle75 11 years ago
who the fuck cares

Big Cheese 11 years ago
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forwhateverreason 11 years ago
Chill hazel grace

ButtonpPresser 5 years ago
So i spread wisdom in Jesus" way

tb0ne894 12 years ago
i dont want to know everything, the more you know the more life sucks

Connorrrrr 10 years ago
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Kyler Kathan 13 years ago
Speaking would be a breeze.

mgapope 10 years ago
Can I do similies too?

snivy641 11 years ago
i dont give a god damm if im telling anyone

Evil_J 11 months ago
Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra!

BraTheus 11 years ago
♟□♕♕♙ ♚♧©®

vert343 9 years ago
THE SHOTGUN IS YOUR FRIEND! THE ZOMBIES ARE PROBLEMS! Sounds good to me

Antichrist 2 years ago
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Laniakea. 3 years ago
什么纳西妲行为

karljump22 11 years ago
NO DOWNSIDE AT ALL BRUH 😎

Hermaeus_Mora 9 years ago
KNOWLEDGE

spartan2029 11 years ago
dose this make me yoda now XD

Hazzary453 12 years ago
I know just what metaphors will convey my message

blankscript 10 years ago
#lifegoals

DarkHeart 11 years ago
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DioFromJoJo 6 years ago
They say od you know less you live more

smith9999999 10 years ago
I SHALL SOUND WISE ASF

realpackiewolf 11 years ago
I pressed no, but that means I don't know, just this time, so good?

TheSonicScrewdriver 9 years ago
Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff, you mean?😉

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago
Where is the downside?

demonamber1 11 years ago
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HunterofArtemis 9 years ago
Why talk when you can write/type

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
im the cheshire cat.*dissipates in smoke*

Connorrrrr 10 years ago
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DoubleGulpCup 5 years ago
I have to *speak* in metaphors
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