Will You Press The Button?

AlastorBroadcasts 2 years ago

Like the oracle of delphi!

UnfunnyNuggies last year

That's a simile

Mammot 3 years ago

Unyx22 2 years ago

reddit +Yoda + Master Oogway

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

For all those people saying that metaphors are confusing: Metaphors are like puns. Even the ones that don't make sense make sense in the sense that they don't make sense. Therefore everything actually does make sense. It's just common sense.

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago

The sense in the comment is how it doesn’t make sense, so it makes sense because it doesn’t make sense

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William Malay 13 years ago

Yoda i become

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Downvoted because it wrong and also this post need 69 likes not 70

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Platonic 5 years ago

You never said write in metaphors...

achmedalracka 11 years ago

With a voice of Morgan Freeman!!!!

Qingbing 2 years ago

Voice of God, my friend.

KingFruit 12 years ago

Stereotypical movie martial art master, is that you?

silentrequiem 10 years ago

I'm off to write a prophecy

Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon 13 years ago

metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I'm making one right now.

Themauf 7 years ago

@creeperxplder yes but they"re making a sandwich

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Recharted 11 years ago

the world will explode in 43 billion years start packing!

IPressButton 10 years ago

Ok I need some chocolate for that

shotfire7 8 years ago

Easy, just write a book.

Doritoesforever 9 years ago

So I would know how to not speak in metaphors

Jadenmoseley 9 years ago

Just make all the metaphors easy to understand

l Kraken l 11 years ago

Speak like Yoda I will.

Henry Martin 13 years ago

I think that Uncle Iroh pushed that button....

cynicalchatterbox 10 years ago

If you know everything in the world, you know how to speak with your mind/speak normally without getting caught by the Organisation Of Stupid Red Buttons (OSB)

River Hess 13 years ago

Doesn't say shit about writing, singing, or singing.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

i think you forgot to say singing

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Thomas Gunn 13 years ago

You can still right normally though, so you could make billions selling books about what you know of the universe.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

White*

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Matthew Mountain 13 years ago

I don't care if I would only have to speak in metaphors. There are things that need to be known.

Hafssa Fraii 13 years ago

Sums up religious texts! ...so stupid. But i would press it just to piss people of all time!

Gredias 11 years ago

Hell yeah, I'll become Iroh

JackWagon885 5 years ago

I'll have the knowledge to not speak in metaphors!

Bellaisheremate 11 years ago

I'm not Augstus Waters okay?

Bytes19 10 years ago

Yoda I will be!

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago

Yoda pushed that button :D

ATer 7 years ago

Oracle of Delphi weeeeh

Jason Stahnke 13 years ago

Romance game=Hella rad

ShakespeareanQuotes 10 years ago

I basically already do that... XD plus it never said you could only write in metaphors, and there's also such thing as text-to-speech.

Nyna-chan 10 years ago

There's too many things we don´t and won't know about the universe...

666ge6 3 months ago

Okay, maybe this will even make more people accept it.

Hemmo100 11 years ago

I will create mind-scanning device whatever that turns my thoughts into speech.

Senseless 11 years ago

Wouldn't this be boring?

Iamslowlyfollingyou 3 years ago

Perhaps this truly is like the apple falling on newtons head

SEKK22 11 years ago

I already talk in metaphors when the moon speaks to me. Oh wait that was personification LOL

Belphegor 9 years ago

I love confusing the hell out of people.

SantisGaming 5 years ago

What is mewafor

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

To quote someone else on here, “Metaphors are sandwiches, in the sense that I’m making one now.” -@Pedro Miguel Lopez Gascon

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

I'd be super smart AND sound super smart.

EpicFail 10 years ago

I am wise, am I not?

Adorable10124 10 years ago

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aeden1028 11 years ago

You could tell a lot of stuff about space

Panifex 8 years ago

So Jesus

Angelica Geneva 13 years ago

so im jesus?

Smooth_Brain 2 years ago

Bruh you literally asked if you want to be an oracle

Emessor 11 years ago

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Mikuelious 9 years ago

The answer to the universe"s secrets is like my metaphors: Nobody understands them.

Adrian Ngai 11 years ago

It is impossible to speak in only metaphors and communicate. Most of the time a "metaphor" isn't actually a metaphor.

Meepkong 9 years ago

All you"d need is someone smart enough to understand the metaphor

Bunana 11 years ago

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Threeturnip2268 4 years ago

Yeah

jad2000 11 years ago

no downside

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