You will be hired at your dream job tomorrow and be paid generously.
but
You decide not to press the button.
I will not

minimegaman090 2 years ago
oh shit we got a paradox

OML_trash 10 years ago
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WUT TO DO *SMASHES BUTTON*

BOSs48 2 years ago
Perfect for reply. XD
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Anthropomorphic-Arwing last year
So... nothing happens??

TearinFall 11 years ago
This hurts my head...

TJWTHEDUDE 5 years ago
Same. I don’t understand it.
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TheDoom119 9 years ago
Why not "push" instead of "press"?

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here 9 years ago
Simple way around this, if you "accidently" drop a rock on the button, it was not technically pressed but nearly smashed

basic 10 years ago
This made me question my existence..

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
You need to watch more Rick and Morty if this measly paradox made yoy question your existance.
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Aabiigaiill 9 years ago
It doesn’t say what button Because technical the No is a button too

Zora link 11 years ago
Tell your friend to press the button

Michael Archer 13 years ago
paradox!

RickSanjezC-137 9 years ago
STOP COMMENTING IN 1969
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buffalowing 10 years ago
Don't care . Shiny button.

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago
he didn't say which button could be staple's easy button

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
That was easy.

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

SuperButtonPresser110 9 years ago
Shut up

LazyDK87 10 years ago
I will punch the button then...

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
I don’t give a a shit because we can’t time travel

MuuToo 10 years ago
Hhhmm. Quite the dilemma indeed.

Babo Dragon 8 years ago
Break the Stanley Parable

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Wat?

Orkazzz 8 years ago
WHY DO I NOT DECIDE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!! I NEED TO

Mike9090 9 years ago
The creator probably didn't know that the upside and downside go in effect after the button got pressed if it were to work. So I don't have to press again.

Christiana Archer 13 years ago
Well, then... *PRESS*

LiterallySmart 8 years ago
heres how u can win:Press the button then press the previous tab button then press the oposite tab button

Loophole man 10 years ago
It's so easy to exploit people not knowing how this works. The conditions only come into effect once the button is pressed. You may regret not pressing, but you can't go back to net press

Redfluffpanda 11 years ago
Why the hell

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
First of all, I'm 13. Second of all, PARADOX

Cabbosse 11 years ago
So I don't get cause I didn't press it ....... I'll get Simmons to explain it

Loganlogo9 11 years ago
I would get both fitz and Simmons to explain
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Brigid Lavery 13 years ago
Jaden Smith, is that you?

SammyTheSeraphim 4 years ago
This breaks my brain

Nemirya 10 years ago
WELL WTF DO I DO NOW!?!?

696661337 11 years ago
Made no sence :o

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

chelseaboy2004 11 years ago
I JUST HAVE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😎😎😎😎

amarudelboom 5 years ago
snake what have you done you have created a time paradox

Asvald_Elric 11 years ago
Haha lol

Jacob544 8 years ago
Hello

888thorn 10 years ago
but i already pressed it

ATinyTreeElf 11 years ago
where is the loophole?

Killshot576 7 years ago
I used my dogs paw

Lordepicman25 10 years ago
I chose not to press the button. XD

Rinzler 11 years ago
That makes no sense

Pabide 9 years ago
What do I have to lose?

Zion Burns 11 years ago
I decided not to press the button, why do I have to work when I can just sit and get paid from pressing the button that made me a bald billionaire?

TheLegendaryHorseMan 12 years ago
You cheeky dick waffle

Flashbp 9 years ago
What"s the point

snuffy 11 years ago
Wtf is this shit supposed to mean?

rcb5342 11 years ago
you can't press the button... BS

AustinGeray 9 years ago
Had to stop and think for a second

dilloniscool 11 years ago
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Tom Figgett 13 years ago
Too late to not press the button!

Aiden641 3 years ago
If I dont press it then I will get the dream job

ElessarTelcontar 9 years ago
Ummm... what?
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