65562 (73%) 24611 (27%)
65562 (73%) people have pressed this button, while 24611 (27%) did not.
You will be hired at your dream job tomorrow and be paid generously.
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You decide not to press the button.
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307 Comments

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minimegaman090 2 years ago
oh shit we got a paradox

OML_trash 10 years ago
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WUT TO DO *SMASHES BUTTON*

BOSs48 2 years ago
Perfect for reply. XD
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Anthropomorphic-Arwing last year
So... nothing happens??

TearinFall 11 years ago
This hurts my head...

TJWTHEDUDE 5 years ago
Same. I don’t understand it.
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TheDoom119 9 years ago
Why not "push" instead of "press"?

It-is-ya-boi-fuze-here 9 years ago
Simple way around this, if you "accidently" drop a rock on the button, it was not technically pressed but nearly smashed

basic 10 years ago
This made me question my existence..

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
You need to watch more Rick and Morty if this measly paradox made yoy question your existance.
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Aabiigaiill 9 years ago
It doesn’t say what button Because technical the No is a button too

Zora link 11 years ago
Tell your friend to press the button

Michael Archer 13 years ago
paradox!

RickSanjezC-137 9 years ago
STOP COMMENTING IN 1969
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buffalowing 10 years ago
Don't care . Shiny button.

AresTheGodOfWar 10 years ago
he didn't say which button could be staple's easy button

NumberNumber4 9 years ago
That was easy.

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

SuperButtonPresser110 9 years ago
Shut up

LazyDK87 10 years ago
I will punch the button then...

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
I don’t give a a shit because we can’t time travel

MuuToo 10 years ago
Hhhmm. Quite the dilemma indeed.

Babo Dragon 8 years ago
Break the Stanley Parable

jkmc1205 10 years ago
Wat?

Orkazzz 8 years ago
WHY DO I NOT DECIDE TO PRESS THIS BUTTON!! I NEED TO

Mike9090 9 years ago
The creator probably didn't know that the upside and downside go in effect after the button got pressed if it were to work. So I don't have to press again.

Christiana Archer 13 years ago
Well, then... *PRESS*

JordanBotelho323 9 years ago
And I did just that. Also, Jack Frost froze the button to prevent causing paradoxes.

Sexual Predator 11 years ago
But I just pressed it

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago
Bullshit I pressed it, where's my dream job!

TheBananaman 2 years ago
This can't happen

Mochizuki Yukki 11 years ago
Isn't that a loaded question?

_Fr0sty___ 8 years ago
*black hole opens*

FattyTheFat 10 years ago
My dream job is doing nothing! And it never said which button you decide not to press!

Daretaker123 11 years ago
 Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy... [Show full comment]

OnionSquid 4 years ago
wait how

B.C. 11 years ago
MINDFUCK

Spirit_Animal_Uraza_Leopard 8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA.*PESSES BUTTON AND UNIVERSE EXPLODES.*HAHAHAHA!!!!

Loophole man 10 years ago
It's so easy to exploit people not knowing how this works. The conditions only come into effect once the button is pressed. You may regret not pressing, but you can't go back to net press

txtdata 11 years ago
But I just did. *shots fired*

DlakeGaming58 9 years ago
YOU ARE NOT MY DADDA

Raize17 11 years ago
Too late already pressed it...

James Jimbob Holding 13 years ago
say wuuuuuuuut?

Dogeydogo 9 years ago
what the hell

Cat person 10 years ago
Ouch my brain xc

Iceflyer133 12 years ago
too bad i dont know if i will fly tomorrow or not.

Flashbp 9 years ago
I wish I was a superhero

sbartolone 11 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BI*****

MightyXT 6 years ago
PARADOX ALERT!!! PARADOX ALERT!!!

Joeyisjoey 10 years ago
Paradox much?

Supermegaman64 11 years ago
What is the point?

weewooo last year
no massive paradox bro

BlakeHodges 9 years ago
O-o

okigarcia2005 11 years ago
BITCH I PRESSED IT

winrg 8 years ago
WhAt DiD yOu SaY

TigerTank619 10 years ago
I pressed a different button.

Fridi Da Hibbit 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

The_Almighty_Shenron 9 years ago
Found it. Too easy.
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