Will You Press The Button?

Daisy ocean girl 10 years ago

A mullet is also a fish and you don't need to wash a fish

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

4 steps. 1. cut hair 2. find a lake 3. dump 100 bottles of shampoo and conditioner into the lake 4. jump into the lake while my hair becomes a ponytail of tropical island scent.

Irish_Cur 10 years ago

The while point is you can't do that. It"s a magic mullet. It would break the scissors and wouldn't clean

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Kyle Asano 13 years ago

i choose to interpret this as living with an unwashable mullet as a roommate. I tie it up with duct tape and throw it in my closet corner. No charges because its a mullet, not a person.

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

I like the way you think. You"re next.

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TÃ©o Knight Tehepicryuga 13 years ago

You don't have to wear it, so yes

Irish_Cur 10 years ago

Are you that stupid?

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Stephen Lee 13 years ago

not an uncuttable mullet. -30 to Charisma +100 to Enchanting

jtownsend 10 years ago

...but you have to wear it forever...

HanaAckerman 10 years ago

Just sell it to a family member...your living with it by it being a family item 😂

connorcook173 11 years ago

If it's a hobby, then you should good at it!

BabyDeer last year

I have already mastered my favorite hobby.

Goofy filmer 11 years ago

Wear a hat

PkmnQ 7 years ago

I master something that does not require physical contact.

GriffinBoss109 10 years ago

Mullets are AWESOME!

tony359 11 years ago

A mullet is a bullet and it didn't say it had to be stuck in me soooo

seiberte 11 years ago

Mullets used to be the shit so I'm keeping it. No Downside

hippovenom 11 years ago

I'll wear a hat

titodickdickmanbaby 10 years ago

cut it off

jtownsend 10 years ago

...but you have to wear it forever...

RealJs 2 years ago

it says you have to live with it doesnt mean you have to live with it on your hair

Tntim111 10 years ago

Just don't use it

Im not Jesus 11 years ago

no fucking way

Intellectual Donkey 10 years ago

Sounds good to me.

Angelcaliber 11 years ago

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Defosses 11 years ago

Fuck off

Boredboy 8 years ago

It can be a very very small mullet that no one sees

Mason Hewitt 13 years ago

Why would I ever need to wash a fish? For anyone who doesn't know there is a fish called a mullet

FrankLance 9 years ago

There is something called a mannequin that could have the mullet instead of me so yeah.

Utkudakid 11 years ago

you can just clean it tho

weirdras 10 years ago

if your hobby was guitar then the mullet wouldnt be a problem

Platypus 11 years ago

EW NO WAY

kivree 9 months ago

我直接剪了

FattyTheFat 10 years ago

Git gud at programming, where a wicked full head mask all the time, PROFIT!

BuddermanTheAmazing 11 years ago

I'm dying my hair pink so...

DidYouPressIt 6 years ago

Getting good at stuff quick

timelordjohn 11 years ago

Mullets are the bane of society

ValerieParker 9 years ago

It"s a wig.

the amazing batman 11 years ago

It doesn't say you can't cut your hair it just says you can't wash it

Fyrydragons-0 9 years ago

........*stab mullet in the neck*.........

Foxer 11 years ago

Just fuck every time

HÃ¥kon Jordet 13 years ago

Mullets are cool!

Kostasss 11 years ago

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mrpeterson 2 years ago

hmph, my hair is fine as it is..

Sheila_The_Tank 8 years ago

A mullet is a fish, i would just keep it as a pet

herccleary 10 years ago

Master the art of pussy slayer!

the.coronach 11 years ago

ew. honestly the mullet wouldn't bother me all that much but not being able to wash it is just gross.

pokefan2016 11 years ago

Im already a master at video games. :)

DoctorJohCoy 12 years ago

nope.

DrDapper 9 years ago

My new hobby is sex now

SYSTEMWin14DZY 8 months ago

洗不掉，但剪得掉

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i interpret this as a literal mullet that has no body( which is really weird)

RenMi 11 years ago

One word. HAT.

CurtisMarauder 10 years ago

No! Not the mullet!

Darkpony13 11 years ago

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pressmedont123 11 years ago

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SleepWhereBeThou 6 years ago

Keith Kogane pressed the Button

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