Will You Press The Button?

Daisy ocean girl 10 years ago

A mullet is also a fish and you don't need to wash a fish

that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago

4 steps. 1. cut hair 2. find a lake 3. dump 100 bottles of shampoo and conditioner into the lake 4. jump into the lake while my hair becomes a ponytail of tropical island scent.

Irish_Cur 10 years ago

The while point is you can't do that. It"s a magic mullet. It would break the scissors and wouldn't clean

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Kyle Asano 13 years ago

i choose to interpret this as living with an unwashable mullet as a roommate. I tie it up with duct tape and throw it in my closet corner. No charges because its a mullet, not a person.

BlaiseyWaisey 9 years ago

I like the way you think. You"re next.

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Stephen Lee 13 years ago

not an uncuttable mullet. -30 to Charisma +100 to Enchanting

jtownsend 10 years ago

...but you have to wear it forever...

TÃ©o Knight Tehepicryuga 13 years ago

You don't have to wear it, so yes

Irish_Cur 10 years ago

Are you that stupid?

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Fyrydragons-0 9 years ago

........*stab mullet in the neck*.........

Foxer 11 years ago

Just fuck every time

HÃ¥kon Jordet 13 years ago

Mullets are cool!

Kostasss 11 years ago

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mrpeterson 2 years ago

hmph, my hair is fine as it is..

Sheila_The_Tank 8 years ago

A mullet is a fish, i would just keep it as a pet

herccleary 10 years ago

Master the art of pussy slayer!

the.coronach 11 years ago

ew. honestly the mullet wouldn't bother me all that much but not being able to wash it is just gross.

pokefan2016 11 years ago

Im already a master at video games. :)

DoctorJohCoy 12 years ago

nope.

DrDapper 9 years ago

My new hobby is sex now

SYSTEMWin14DZY 8 months ago

洗不掉，但剪得掉

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

i interpret this as a literal mullet that has no body( which is really weird)

RenMi 11 years ago

One word. HAT.

CurtisMarauder 10 years ago

No! Not the mullet!

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SleepWhereBeThou 6 years ago

Keith Kogane pressed the Button

jaybones 11 years ago

i dnt mind

ShelbyC 9 years ago

It says LIVE WITH, not WEAR, therefore just tuck it away in a box six feet under your house and carry on with life. Or let your dog wear it. Loophole.

Anime_Lover2234 10 years ago

Cut you hair off then wear a wig. Wigs can be washed, and look good.

Ifredward 9 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

EnderSJR 11 years ago

What I'd I have already mastered it?

LED2000 2 years ago

What is a mullet?

ningacat9000 10 years ago

just dont eat the fish

DahTrollerKappa 11 years ago

My hobby is to cut my unwashable mullet

MLG-POTATO 8 years ago

What"s the downside I'm now Joe dirt (or dirte XD)

destrucktoid 10 years ago

i master everything including washing unwashable mullets and then i cut it so i don't have a mullet. lol loophole ftw

TheTallest 9 years ago

Why would anyone do that.....??

Tootaloot3 11 years ago

What if my hobby is washing muletts

DrValken 11 years ago

Error 1337: GIT GUD FUCKA

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago

Hobby is washing mullets

DarkPhoenix76 2 months ago

Just chuck the damn fish back, I see no problem.

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