Will You Press The Button?

CallmeJJ 10 years ago

That's scary your in your house eating and you get a text like hey can I have some pie too

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

Lol. 😂😂😂

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Dj-dan 4 years ago

A perfect life would have some things be private, but nothings private, but in a perfect life somethings would definitely be private. It just causes a paradox if you press yes.

enidsleys last year

what

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disturb 4 years ago

but wait, if i live my perfect life, doesnt that mean that the downside cannot be true? so everything i want to be private is private if im actually living my perfect life, wich means either i dont live my perfect life, or the downside doesnt exist

Agendergorilla 10 years ago

Ever heard of siblings?

jakubqwe 11 years ago

Welp, my perfect like is when I do xxx in 100% private

Bobojo_Weed 4 years ago

Celebrities be like...

rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago

Sure. Only my thoughts every once in a while are messed up, otherwise, idgaf who sees my porn interests or my interests that I"ve manifested into existence.

SachiLal 10 years ago

What if my perfect live involves having a lot of privacy????

Kenny Miksch 13 years ago

already not private thanks nsa

yehanyuan 3 years ago

but think about pooping or doing a sex while everybody on earth can see it, what will they probably think about?

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potato_cult 6 years ago

my perfect life is private... you made a contradiction here

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago

Celebrities pressed this button

Doublecolany 6 years ago

Haveing a private life can be a perfect life

AsherLaughlin 10 years ago

if it was perfect, then why would people know everything you did? That wouldnt be perfect to me...

Emma Johnson 13 years ago

My perfect life involves privacy...

crunchybones 4 years ago

exactly? kind of a contradiction here

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Dylan Holmes 13 years ago

I'd ensure that the lack of privacy is due to a constant online stream of whatever goes on in my life, with a $1,000,000 access fee, It isn't private any more, juat undesirable to access

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago

Make that $1,000,000,000,000. Now you are good to go.

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Faiz Jamdar 13 years ago

this is pretty much exactly the life of a celebrity

ButtonUnMaster 5 years ago

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Soundy Wave 13 years ago

if it's perfect... i mean... yeah =D

Melite 9 years ago

You would have to pay 6 trillion dollars to view five seconds of a constant Livestream of my life. No one will buy. No one will see. Not technically breaking rules or causing paradoxes.

viktormn 11 years ago

honestly. who would give a shit about what im doing

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Melancholy 2 years ago

yeah haha

Melancholy 2 years ago

ikr

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majoaxel 11 years ago

if they want to see me having sex, then look: P

TheButton2017 9 years ago

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Ratee 6 years ago

i cant have a perfect life if nothing i do is privat

SilentKiller 12 years ago

I DON'T EVEN WANT ANYBODY TO LOOK IN MY DIRECTION I LIKE MY FU**ING PRIVACY

TheBanishedGod 9 years ago

My loss of privacy will be a stream of everything I do that costs 1,000,000,000,000 to acess only a government could afford it

Superlels 11 years ago

Never private lol

Anonymgord 10 years ago

How will NSA get into my perfect life...

Marshmallow Dude Army 11 years ago

Like it is anyways.

TitouanPontet 8 years ago

Did zuc wiote this

Ashley Rivera 13 years ago

If my life is perfect than my life is perfectley perfect nothing wrong with my life

chaoticfox 2 months ago

well i value privacy extremely so.

Xenrath 11 years ago

I'll do it lol

Erdene12345 9 years ago

i have nothing to hide

speedy__86 10 years ago

There's no such thing as privacy anymore since we got a mix of the NSA's spying and idiots voluntarily spewing every bit of their personal lives.

joe12167 9 years ago

If its perfect it doesn't need to be private

Sportsguy9 11 years ago

Well if everything you do isnnt private what if your a girl taking a shower

Teh_Kombat_Xpert 11 years ago

Having a perfect life could be boring.

lililion 11 years ago

I wont let my mum look at the gory videos I watch

Jubeygirl 8 years ago

Nobody"s perfect :) EXCEPT MEEEE (it"s a joke ok?)

Thisisausername 10 years ago

If my life is perfect than if I think privacy is perfect than ill have it.

awesomeluigi256 9 years ago

So I can't even go to the bathroom in private? Count me out

Nina Fontana 13 years ago

isn't it the life of a celebrity ? but i don't want to be a celebrity, and i want my privacy.

VertyxxC 10 years ago

If it is a perfect life then obviously I don't care about it

Jibanyan 11 years ago

Nothing private? People would watch the dumbest vids even if their parents were watching.

Mkvii2005 11 years ago

That doesnt mean that everybody cared

Boedecken1987 2 years ago

If its perfect, nobody will ever bother me

president_poops 9 years ago

who the shit fucking cares

JTF 12 years ago

my perfect life is partially private loophole achieved

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Then it wouldn't be perfect

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