Will You Press The Button?

Dj-dan2 years ago

A perfect life would have some things be private, but nothings private, but in a perfect life somethings would definitely be private. It just causes a paradox if you press yes.

realjacksepticeyelast year

upside overrides downside. perfect life has privacy.

CallmeJJ9 years ago

That's scary your in your house eating and you get a text like hey can I have some pie too

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

Lol. 😂😂😂

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disturb3 years ago

but wait, if i live my perfect life, doesnt that mean that the downside cannot be true? so everything i want to be private is private if im actually living my perfect life, wich means either i dont live my perfect life, or the downside doesnt exist

Agendergorilla8 years ago

Ever heard of siblings?

Bobojo_Weed3 years ago

Celebrities be like...

jakubqwe9 years ago

Welp, my perfect like is when I do xxx in 100% private

rtyhtfyhtfyh3 years ago

Sure. Only my thoughts every once in a while are messed up, otherwise, idgaf who sees my porn interests or my interests that I"ve manifested into existence.

potato_cult4 years ago

my perfect life is private... you made a contradiction here

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago

Celebrities pressed this button

Doublecolany4 years ago

Haveing a private life can be a perfect life

SachiLal8 years ago

What if my perfect live involves having a lot of privacy????

Kenny Miksch12 years ago

already not private thanks nsa

yehanyuan2 years ago

but think about pooping or doing a sex while everybody on earth can see it, what will they probably think about?

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AsherLaughlin8 years ago

if it was perfect, then why would people know everything you did? That wouldnt be perfect to me...

Emma Johnson12 years ago

My perfect life involves privacy...

crunchybones3 years ago

exactly? kind of a contradiction here

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Dylan Holmes12 years ago

I'd ensure that the lack of privacy is due to a constant online stream of whatever goes on in my life, with a $1,000,000 access fee, It isn't private any more, juat undesirable to access

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

Make that $1,000,000,000,000. Now you are good to go.

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Faiz Jamdar12 years ago

this is pretty much exactly the life of a celebrity

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago

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Soundy Wave12 years ago

if it's perfect... i mean... yeah =D

qwertylion9 years ago

So when I want to make a child at the children workshop I can't do that without having everyone watching me? Huge downside!

101titan1019 years ago

What if to live my PERFECT life, everything I did was private :D.

BradHain7 years ago

sex with my crush

Epic4fun10 years ago

Then it won't be a perfect life!

Jnteamed8 years ago

Simple, We already are, no matter if i press it or not.

femalelucifer9 years ago

you guys would then have to deal with watching me masturbate every night

Jack Stewart12 years ago

I JUST HAD SEX!

HAZZARD1239 years ago

My perfect life...being the main character of monster musume I'm pretty sure he already has no privacy so I don't mind besides they'll love me no matter what right

KalebHuber7 years ago

What about when I work off

Deadstar9 years ago

NOPE NEVER!! I NEED MY PRIVACY THANK YOU. INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE

IM NOT A ROBOT9 years ago

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DedrickBloomdahl7 years ago

I have no private stuff xD

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EpicStarman3X8 years ago

My life is perfect so it doesn't matter, I can have sex publicly and everything will be perfect..

Steve05649 years ago

everyone likes to watch the kardashians...so why not

Tamaleee2 years ago

no, privacy is import to me

hoganquinlan8 years ago

How could anything going public ruin my perfect life?

VoiceOfReason9 years ago

Nothing is ever private because there is always another living thing near you.

Requ13m5 years ago

What if my perfect life involves some parts being private?

Saifeddine Abdel12 years ago

Fap publicly...? WTF ... ?!

DSIgameboy9 years ago

I love to say things I already do!

WinkSmileyface3317 years ago

literally the Truman show

Peypeyplays9 years ago

I dont need a perfect life

SpecularDesign7 years ago

i would just live a perfect life where i was the only living person

XDRandomGamerDX9 years ago

Well no more fapping...

gamergeneral9 years ago

loophole if youre living the perfect life if you want it to things can be private

Deadpool9209 years ago

Write a blog about your life

GayUnicorn710 years ago

Well then it wouldn't be my perfect life!

Eninja18 years ago

So the truman show

Kier117 years ago

I think you"re referring to sex, and that"s not private... because it takes two people. If you"re in a relationship, then you can just have your partner with you and you won't worry about someone else ruining your privacy.

Marcus Materia Mackan Alm12 years ago

Perfect life would be the life of Tony Stark, so already no privacy ;)

Danredash9 years ago

Mom I will like some privacy oh wait

viktormn9 years ago

honestly. who would give a shit about what im doing

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