Will You Press The Button?

kindness_luigi 10 months ago

i luv alcohol

Mystical Pig 11 years ago

New rule: No alcoholics allowed to create scenarios

Coaster 9 years ago

Use hand sanitizer. It contains alcohol, and when you use it a little bit odlf that alcohol is absorbed by your skin into your bloodstream. Now you are under the influence of alcohol. Have fun.

cloverofficial 3 years ago

Plus I’ll stay clean!

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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Shut up

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Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago

Doesn't say how influenced it could be just a shot every few hours or so

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago

Easy. Control your fucking drinking

Alex Shirley 13 years ago

I don't know what he's drinking, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice...

reaper_time2die 4 years ago

Is that from the 10th kingdom?

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ththomas9 5 years ago

Sounds perfect

allysen0sky 10 years ago

I'll just be drunk all the time

Jessirain 10 years ago

Same😂

Willyou? 10 years ago

So if I'm high I'm normal?!?!

MrMinecraft1210 11 years ago

Drinking wine evry day!Qfkdvindkmksfmdkgnfvfkvmfvmlgdkffndkfkfknrkgrkgnkrgknogddigr

8-Bit Half-Wit 11 years ago

Not a beer person.

moon67 9 years ago

It doesn't have to be beer just something w/ alcohol

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Doomguy 10 years ago

Well I'm 20 turning 21 in 3 days and have been stockpiling money for alcohol so I guess I'm good for a while for me to stockpile money adlnd get more

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GarrettJones 9 years ago

Just wish for what you don't want to happen and what u do want to happen will come true lol

gabrielfrag 10 years ago

For ever drunk problem solved

Twiddle Twist 10 years ago

This question was rather pointless to me, since I don't even drink.

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Welp. Ur a cripple.

XXXbig dickXXX 10 years ago

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XXXbig dickXXX 10 years ago

I did it

Willyou? 10 years ago

So if I'm hit him normal?!?!?!

Cassie_1018 10 years ago

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TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago

*holds up my index and middle fingers as reverse peace-signs in a british swearing slang* I found 2.

barsolo 10 years ago

I dont drink.

RosezeUltraWolf 10 years ago

Just be a drunk

JoelHelin 10 years ago

be drunk all the time

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

Does it give you parkour skills in Minecraft?

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Phoenixianking 10 years ago

So I'm kinda like qrow from ruby

doomoocv 11 years ago

I don't even drink Error 505: Upside not found

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Jontron

cupcakey neko 11 years ago

Good I'm not a alcoholic

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

and now youre a cripple.

sakura__ 11 years ago

just drink all the time is there even a downside

cammelspit 11 years ago

Bring on the BOOZE!

Did-i-Say-yes 11 years ago

effectively the demoman from TF2

False Identity 11 years ago

And thus begins my thousand year reign and stoppin..uh..and i'd be shaggin' ur wife and uh...zzzz

Cabbosse 11 years ago

Why not I would walk arundel with alcohol in a camelback bur church would steal it and I would fall cause I'm a cripple at least that's what doc says it is

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

i think u r already drink

RedShirt047 11 years ago

That sounds like an amazing superpower. No one would ever suspect a cripple of being the DRUNK AVENGER!

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

hahaha

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VinnyGalaxy 11 years ago

Since i'm drunk 99% of the time...WELP I SEE NO FOKIN DOWNSIDE!! :^)

Stetson 11 years ago

Get off your fantasy and just do it

changerfett 11 years ago

so...? always be drunk?

Jessirain 10 years ago

Yes

swampy153 11 years ago

i will have what hes having

aliniker80 11 years ago

Its easy stop drinking

Helpless 11 years ago

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xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago

I wish it was the other way around where if I was sober I could do parkour and karate and all that while if I was drunk I'd be crippled. I don't drink alcohol so thats why. Lol

SwissXheese 2 years ago

By day, I’m a regular human being, by night, I’m a superhero. I have become batman. The world needs me.

Joshua Murphy 13 years ago

i can already do parkour i didnt press it

The_Lucky_Charm 10 years ago

Even though I don't drink I"d still do it. It said I'll become crippled, being crippled is not being able to use one or more of your limbs. Fingers and toes and limbs, therefore all you would lose is the use of your pinky toe and become a fucking Ninja.

The_Lucky_Charm 10 years ago

*are

JoshBurford 9 years ago

im already a cripple. so

Bdog31 11 years ago

Damn, world's greatest cover for a hero! Also, it only says "under the influence" which means any amount of alcohol, including the minor amount you find in medicines. As long as it's in your system, you're a pro!

ElectricBeat 12 years ago

Imagine, youre sitting at a bar, tasking your 5th shot when all of a sudden you hop over the barstand and use your martial arts skills to punch a hole in the wall