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When under the influence of alcohol, you become an elite freerunner/parkourist as well as professional in all martial arts.
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When sober, you become a cripple and are not able to use your skills.
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kindness_luigi 10 months ago
i luv alcohol

Mystical Pig 11 years ago
New rule: No alcoholics allowed to create scenarios

Coaster 9 years ago
Use hand sanitizer. It contains alcohol, and when you use it a little bit odlf that alcohol is absorbed by your skin into your bloodstream. Now you are under the influence of alcohol. Have fun.

cloverofficial 3 years ago
Plus I’ll stay clean!
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TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago
Shut up
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Honestly just make a name up 10 years ago
Doesn't say how influenced it could be just a shot every few hours or so

Min Yeon-ah 10 years ago
Easy. Control your fucking drinking

Alex Shirley 13 years ago
I don't know what he's drinking, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice...

reaper_time2die 4 years ago
Is that from the 10th kingdom?
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ththomas9 5 years ago
Sounds perfect

allysen0sky 10 years ago
I'll just be drunk all the time

Jessirain 10 years ago
Same😂

Willyou? 10 years ago
So if I'm high I'm normal?!?!

MrMinecraft1210 11 years ago
Drinking wine evry day!Qfkdvindkmksfmdkgnfvfkvmfvmlgdkffndkfkfknrkgrkgnkrgknogddigr

8-Bit Half-Wit 11 years ago
Not a beer person.

moon67 9 years ago
It doesn't have to be beer just something w/ alcohol

InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago
My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

Doomguy 10 years ago
Well I'm 20 turning 21 in 3 days and have been stockpiling money for alcohol so I guess I'm good for a while for me to stockpile money adlnd get more

virusmakr7788 10 years ago
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GarrettJones 9 years ago
Just wish for what you don't want to happen and what u do want to happen will come true lol

gabrielfrag 10 years ago
For ever drunk problem solved

Twiddle Twist 10 years ago
This question was rather pointless to me, since I don't even drink.

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
Welp. Ur a cripple.

XXXbig dickXXX 10 years ago
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XXXbig dickXXX 10 years ago
I did it

Willyou? 10 years ago
So if I'm hit him normal?!?!?!

Cassie_1018 10 years ago
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TheOriginalKirito 9 years ago
*holds up my index and middle fingers as reverse peace-signs in a british swearing slang* I found 2.

barsolo 10 years ago
I dont drink.

RosezeUltraWolf 10 years ago
Just be a drunk

JoelHelin 10 years ago
be drunk all the time

Lonely4ever 8 years ago
Does it give you parkour skills in Minecraft?
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Phoenixianking 10 years ago
So I'm kinda like qrow from ruby

doomoocv 11 years ago
I don't even drink Error 505: Upside not found

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
Jontron

cupcakey neko 11 years ago
Good I'm not a alcoholic

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
and now youre a cripple.

sakura__ 11 years ago
just drink all the time is there even a downside

cammelspit 11 years ago
Bring on the BOOZE!

Did-i-Say-yes 11 years ago
effectively the demoman from TF2

False Identity 11 years ago
And thus begins my thousand year reign and stoppin..uh..and i'd be shaggin' ur wife and uh...zzzz

Cabbosse 11 years ago
Why not I would walk arundel with alcohol in a camelback bur church would steal it and I would fall cause I'm a cripple at least that's what doc says it is

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
i think u r already drink

RedShirt047 11 years ago
That sounds like an amazing superpower. No one would ever suspect a cripple of being the DRUNK AVENGER!

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago
hahaha
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VinnyGalaxy 11 years ago
Since i'm drunk 99% of the time...WELP I SEE NO FOKIN DOWNSIDE!! :^)

Stetson 11 years ago
Get off your fantasy and just do it

changerfett 11 years ago
so...? always be drunk?

Jessirain 10 years ago
Yes

swampy153 11 years ago
i will have what hes having

aliniker80 11 years ago
Its easy stop drinking

Helpless 11 years ago
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xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago
I wish it was the other way around where if I was sober I could do parkour and karate and all that while if I was drunk I'd be crippled. I don't drink alcohol so thats why. Lol

Meepmorpzeet 5 years ago
Nananananananananananananananana Drunkman!!!!

andrewxboxer 11 years ago
This is Me Already

Kefke 9 years ago
So...a super hero?

JalenSellers 9 years ago
To the person who created this question are you sober?

Scals 6 months ago
This is just real life

LegendofZelda 12 years ago
Drunken master, anyone?

dat1motherfucker69420 4 years ago
Just get like a little bit drunk forever.

Hayley Opas 13 years ago
live life as a cripple who occasonally saves the world, or who is rad at parties

EPICSEGWAYMAN 10 years ago
once im 19 (legal age in canada) jus have atleast a drop of alchohol a day, technically under influence but not drunk

Nightshade101 8 years ago
Hahahaha NO

error101 11 years ago
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VinnyGalaxy 11 years ago
Ok, i wont read it, have a nice day!

ShiningComet222 11 years ago
Solution to downside: Always drink beer!
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