Will You Press The Button?

1145141145141145141145145 months ago

What if I could live for a long time?

minimegaman0906 months ago

upgrade brain enough to advance technology by like 1000 years in like 1 year. be a fucking god

Arcaderis8 years ago

Didn't say how much of my life would be lost per use... Not to mention that you could literally slow your body"s aging along with making yourself resistant to all sicknesses. Pretty sure you can modify your organs too since organs are part of a body right?

EdgyPotato8 years ago

1. Cock. 2. Telomeres, to enhance my lifespan, thus negating the downside.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

*turns into cat OC*

Lonely4ever7 years ago

If I did that then I would be as evil as fucking life

Owain4529 years ago

So, I lose one second of my lifespan for each time I use it. That's alright. I can use my power to give a girl the best time she has even had, if you know what I mean.

Corey Di Bella12 years ago

1. Improve lifespan to the point where you don't have one, via immortality. Break downside 2. ? 3. Profit!

lyb2 years ago

The question is how to do this?

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Epichambonewin9 years ago

Regeneration. I heal to quick for my cells to age

spinysaurus229 years ago

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YellowCandy84322 years ago

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spinysaurus229 years ago

looks at crotch

Itsjake7 years ago

WHO CARES U CAN GET THE FUCKING BIGGEST PENIS EVER

YellowCandy84322 years ago

YEAHHH

Dokeyfx4078 years ago

Ability to suduce any women and have an incredibly huge dick (37inches) and never die

Yukitai4 years ago

Um... How tall are you? You may need to fold it just so it doesn't scrape against the floor...

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Conner Wolf12 years ago

Improve your heart and brain first to the point they don't age anymore, and then improve every other part of your body as you please. Then if you fully increased your brain's capability you could even have telekinesis and telepathy, make your body absolute...[Show full comment]

Lonely4ever7 years ago

Then explain it to me lol

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dtf3585gl9 years ago

Did'nt say how much,so 1 milisecond it is

Zikale12 years ago

Greatest pornstar ever!!!

Coaster8 years ago

SUCK MY 20,000,000,000 LIGHT YEAR COCK!!!

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Raymond Young12 years ago

I get the feeling I'd abuse the hell out of it and kill myself from it.

LREchoise6 years ago

Me too

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

that isn't how it works by improve your body parts which can stop aging brain and heart

Sethoman9 years ago

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Shadowfire2049 years ago

I can only think of one time I'd need to use it xD

meatloave28 days ago

a 'span' in this context is 1 quadrillionth of a percent

Sigitplayz9 years ago

Bigger Penis No Downside

linfro20018 years ago

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D3vi1Chi1d6669 years ago

Biggest dick ever

PiccolaStrega8 years ago

Improve brain to gain intelligence, use super intelligence to cure disease, make scientific breakthroughs, and become one of the greatest minds of history while still living a fairly long life. Then die happy.

THEFINALCONDOM9 years ago

OF COURSE!!!

Amanojaku20083 years ago

How much? 1 week or a month?

xander123411110 years ago

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Lolz4Eva9 years ago

Hulk dick

Posik5 years ago

I'll lose one nanosecond for every time that I use it and then by the end of my life I'll only lose a second of my life

Emerl_fan11 years ago

Improve whole body or improve heart and brain to the maximum. Problem solved.

kingseth49 years ago

ill just lose a nanosecond each time and also improve lifespan

Humungousb7 years ago

i lose 0.001 milliseconds every time i do it

Red cobra9 years ago

Does anyone see the ANY part of ur body section. *cough* c==3

Red cobra9 years ago

Why does rn always come up?

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floricel_1129 years ago

Do I lose 5 minutes? Half an hour? A day? 3 years? Details man, they are important. *ding

Spunk Monk9 years ago

Btw, death happens because your cells stop regenerating fast enough so just make them do it faster and you won't die. Loophole.

GreenDog310 years ago

Didnt say how much

WoodStuff8 years ago

why not press

Yukitai4 years ago

Sweet, inhuman perception and reaction speed + finger movement, and bam best gamer.

62801410 years ago

Improve heart, brain, lungs, and veins, so have impeccable health. then do whatever you want. also i have a feeling this button is based off the "death note" shinigami deal

BBQ9 years ago

50\\\\50 damn

Stormy Rudolph12 years ago

So it's kind of like getting shinigami eyes..

Steves_evil9 years ago

How much lifespan do I lose? a nanosecond?

AwesomenessPrimal9 years ago

I'd improve upon my lifespan. Loophole!

Mikuelious7 years ago

I use it once on my entire body. Done.

Donderpants9 years ago

Lose 10 seconds of life span. Improve brain to inhuman capacities. Cure countless diseases. Don't suffer diseases. Add about 10 years to life span.

Lucifer-Morningstar7 years ago

As I'm am inhuman now I can already change and I also live forever,there"s no upside or downside for me.

mynameisnoturbeeswax3 years ago

People really want these big penis’s and huge tits when literally all you doing is making your tops and trousers snap. IF YOU WANNA LOOSE LIFE SPAN BY FUCKING BREAKING YOUR BODY APART go ahead.

xander123411110 years ago

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

qwerty2012ish8 years ago

Keep it in reserve until your life is in danger anyway...

Kcris9 years ago

if your to scared that only use it in emergency's

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