Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman090 2 years ago

upgrade brain enough to advance technology by like 1000 years in like 1 year. be a fucking god

114514114514114514114514 2 years ago

What if I could live for a long time?

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Arcaderis 9 years ago

Didn't say how much of my life would be lost per use... Not to mention that you could literally slow your body"s aging along with making yourself resistant to all sicknesses. Pretty sure you can modify your organs too since organs are part of a body right?

Corey Di Bella 13 years ago

1. Improve lifespan to the point where you don't have one, via immortality. Break downside 2. ? 3. Profit!

lyb 3 years ago

The question is how to do this?

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EdgyPotato 9 years ago

1. Cock. 2. Telomeres, to enhance my lifespan, thus negating the downside.

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

*turns into cat OC*

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

If I did that then I would be as evil as fucking life

Owain452 10 years ago

So, I lose one second of my lifespan for each time I use it. That's alright. I can use my power to give a girl the best time she has even had, if you know what I mean.

Epichambonewin 10 years ago

Regeneration. I heal to quick for my cells to age

spinysaurus22 11 years ago

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Conner Wolf 13 years ago

Improve your heart and brain first to the point they don't age anymore, and then improve every other part of your body as you please. Then if you fully increased your brain's capability you could even have telekinesis and telepathy, make your body absolute... [Show full comment]

Lonely4ever 8 years ago

Then explain it to me lol

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Dokeyfx407 10 years ago

Ability to suduce any women and have an incredibly huge dick (37inches) and never die

Yukitai 5 years ago

Um... How tall are you? You may need to fold it just so it doesn't scrape against the floor...

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spinysaurus22 11 years ago

looks at crotch

Zikale 13 years ago

Greatest pornstar ever!!!

Coaster 10 years ago

SUCK MY 20,000,000,000 LIGHT YEAR COCK!!!

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Raymond Young 13 years ago

I get the feeling I'd abuse the hell out of it and kill myself from it.

LREchoise 7 years ago

Me too

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago

that isn't how it works by improve your body parts which can stop aging brain and heart

Sethoman 10 years ago

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Shadowfire204 11 years ago

I can only think of one time I'd need to use it xD

Itsjake 8 years ago

WHO CARES U CAN GET THE FUCKING BIGGEST PENIS EVER

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago

No

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D3vi1Chi1d666 11 years ago

Biggest dick ever

meatloave 2 years ago

a 'span' in this context is 1 quadrillionth of a percent

Sigitplayz 11 years ago

Bigger Penis No Downside

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Amanojaku2008 5 years ago

How much? 1 week or a month?

xander1234111 11 years ago

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PiccolaStrega 10 years ago

Improve brain to gain intelligence, use super intelligence to cure disease, make scientific breakthroughs, and become one of the greatest minds of history while still living a fairly long life. Then die happy.

THEFINALCONDOM 11 years ago

OF COURSE!!!

kingseth4 10 years ago

ill just lose a nanosecond each time and also improve lifespan

Lolz4Eva 11 years ago

Hulk dick

Posik 7 years ago

I'll lose one nanosecond for every time that I use it and then by the end of my life I'll only lose a second of my life

Emerl_fan 12 years ago

Improve whole body or improve heart and brain to the maximum. Problem solved.

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floricel_112 11 years ago

Do I lose 5 minutes? Half an hour? A day? 3 years? Details man, they are important. *ding

Humungousb 9 years ago

i lose 0.001 milliseconds every time i do it

Red cobra 10 years ago

Does anyone see the ANY part of ur body section. *cough* c==3

Red cobra 10 years ago

Why does rn always come up?

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WoodStuff 9 years ago

why not press

Spunk Monk 11 years ago

Btw, death happens because your cells stop regenerating fast enough so just make them do it faster and you won't die. Loophole.

GreenDog3 11 years ago

Didnt say how much

BBQ 11 years ago

50\\\\50 damn

Yukitai 5 years ago

Sweet, inhuman perception and reaction speed + finger movement, and bam best gamer.

628014 12 years ago

Improve heart, brain, lungs, and veins, so have impeccable health. then do whatever you want. also i have a feeling this button is based off the "death note" shinigami deal

Mikuelious 8 years ago

I use it once on my entire body. Done.

Stormy Rudolph 13 years ago

So it's kind of like getting shinigami eyes..

Steves_evil 10 years ago

How much lifespan do I lose? a nanosecond?

AwesomenessPrimal 11 years ago

I'd improve upon my lifespan. Loophole!

558756578647863488 last year

有的选择总比没得选好不是吗？

Donderpants 11 years ago

Lose 10 seconds of life span. Improve brain to inhuman capacities. Cure countless diseases. Don't suffer diseases. Add about 10 years to life span.

Lucifer-Morningstar 9 years ago

As I'm am inhuman now I can already change and I also live forever,there"s no upside or downside for me.

mynameisnoturbeeswax 5 years ago

People really want these big penis’s and huge tits when literally all you doing is making your tops and trousers snap. IF YOU WANNA LOOSE LIFE SPAN BY FUCKING BREAKING YOUR BODY APART go ahead.

xander1234111 11 years ago

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

qwerty2012ish 9 years ago

Keep it in reserve until your life is in danger anyway...

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