Will You Press The Button?

1145141145141145141145145 months ago

What if I could live for a long time?

minimegaman0906 months ago

upgrade brain enough to advance technology by like 1000 years in like 1 year. be a fucking god

Arcaderis8 years ago

Didn't say how much of my life would be lost per use... Not to mention that you could literally slow your body"s aging along with making yourself resistant to all sicknesses. Pretty sure you can modify your organs too since organs are part of a body right?

EdgyPotato8 years ago

1. Cock. 2. Telomeres, to enhance my lifespan, thus negating the downside.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

*turns into cat OC*

Lonely4ever7 years ago

If I did that then I would be as evil as fucking life

Owain4529 years ago

So, I lose one second of my lifespan for each time I use it. That's alright. I can use my power to give a girl the best time she has even had, if you know what I mean.

Corey Di Bella12 years ago

1. Improve lifespan to the point where you don't have one, via immortality. Break downside 2. ? 3. Profit!

lyb2 years ago

The question is how to do this?

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Epichambonewin9 years ago

Regeneration. I heal to quick for my cells to age

spinysaurus229 years ago

I will lose 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...[Show full comment]

YellowCandy84322 years ago

you do realize you typed 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...[Show full comment]

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spinysaurus229 years ago

looks at crotch

Itsjake7 years ago

WHO CARES U CAN GET THE FUCKING BIGGEST PENIS EVER

YellowCandy84322 years ago

YEAHHH

Dokeyfx4078 years ago

Ability to suduce any women and have an incredibly huge dick (37inches) and never die

Yukitai4 years ago

Um... How tall are you? You may need to fold it just so it doesn't scrape against the floor...

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Conner Wolf12 years ago

Improve your heart and brain first to the point they don't age anymore, and then improve every other part of your body as you please. Then if you fully increased your brain's capability you could even have telekinesis and telepathy, make your body absolute...[Show full comment]

Lonely4ever7 years ago

Then explain it to me lol

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dtf3585gl9 years ago

Did'nt say how much,so 1 milisecond it is

Zikale12 years ago

Greatest pornstar ever!!!

Coaster8 years ago

SUCK MY 20,000,000,000 LIGHT YEAR COCK!!!

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Raymond Young12 years ago

I get the feeling I'd abuse the hell out of it and kill myself from it.

LREchoise6 years ago

Me too

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

that isn't how it works by improve your body parts which can stop aging brain and heart

AFourTunePotato5 years ago

Put everything on brain, make cyborg-body, enjoy

Leafshade10 years ago

Remove cell decay. Immortal. Infinity - 1 = infinity.

autocar669 years ago

If u dont Have a Life span wouldnt u Be dead??

Smexy Smoo9 years ago

MY DICK IS F*CKING HUUUUUGE BITCH

LightBreakerX7329 years ago

longer life for being normal.

ThePaulDude7 years ago

How much of your lifespan would you lose? It should be more specific about this type of thing.

Neto10 years ago

I choose to improve my lifespan

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

immortality lifespan....inhuman.*goes into forest*

Slade20168 years ago

I"d start with my life span.

NineNines9 years ago

Get the ability to destroy the downside and then get immortality

Yukitai4 years ago

If anyone dares to say "Just click it because it"s better to have the power than not", I'll slap you across the face with my enlarged-hand and unbreakable-arm. What if you tried grabbing something just out of reach? (AoT thoughts) You might involuntarily a...[Show full comment]

FlyingGamahooch10 years ago

Surgery does this already without hurting your life.

nobody279 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

ihatechainmail9 years ago

Stop, you are the spawn of facebook cancer...

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DatBoiBob7 years ago

I love stupid buttons that has a lot of loopholes

Taufiq Stay Bossin12 years ago

upgrad lifespan hen penis

feliprisco9 years ago

you gonna die 2 weeks later LOL

Twentydunsmolbeans7 years ago

First I’d make myself immortal and then I’d get a bmi of like seven but also a six pack and an incredible endurance and strength because why not

kikinnori9 years ago

it didnt say i couldnt choose how much lifespan to lose... i choose 0.0000000000001 miliseconds

VoiceOfReason9 years ago

One, it doesn't specify how much life span you're losing so you only lose one second. Two, you can become a super hero (kinda). Three, Kool-Aid man. Oh Yeeah!!!!!

Ilikethisgames3 years ago

I make my internal organ better so I can live longer than I lose

xander123411110 years ago

PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!

Watermelonman8 years ago

Free ability. If me no use ability, me no get downside.

floricel_1129 years ago

how much of your lifespan you lose? Days? Weeks? Years? Months? Hours? Seconds? Details, man, they are important.

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Typical guy thing I know but, shortening my life span from having a much bigger D? Not worth it.

SheepLemon10 years ago

I would give myself werking wings and that's it

Psycho_massacre7 years ago

Never specifies how much so lose a single second each time

dogewolf9 years ago

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The Raven God9 years ago

Well considering you didn't specify, I'd choose to only lose 1 millisecond of my life and use the ability

[email protected]9 years ago

i could just lose a second of life span.

TeddyBear10 years ago

Save it for life-and-death emergencies.

cybro9744 years ago

I improve my lifespan by improving all my organs function because if you die of old age you"re actually just dying of one of your organs failing and then the next thing I do I profit because it now I'm immortal I improve my skin and the rest of my body parts becoming superhuman so I am now God.

lilmissloophole10 years ago

Every time I'm about to die, improve my body in a way that makes that death impossible. Die whenever I want to.

FelipeGames20008 years ago

It didn't said how many lifespan I will lose. I can lose -10 seconds, and since it"s negative, I will actually have 10 more seconds to live...

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