Will You Press The Button?

Mammot 3 years ago

I am craving bacon right now

carmenwinstead 3 years ago

~<|: c)

Fazbacon 11 years ago

but the answer is 42

Hellohello 3 years ago

Favorite reference

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DiaperGrenade 9 years ago

Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"? Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats". Like if you get the reference.

DogeSmash 7 years ago

Epic reference

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Jaelin Williams 13 years ago

All the answers are 42 anyway.

Josap 6 years ago

Seriously

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Josap 6 years ago

My first question will be that my crush will love or sex with me

Josap 6 years ago

Mader chod ja teri gandh marvake aa bhosdike

IHateYellow 7 years ago

Does my crush like me? Best question

Josap 6 years ago

Yes you are right

Dankstank 7 years ago

I wuld ask are u gay then it will be yes

Blackvancandyman 9 years ago

Thus changing everything about society and physics and ruining life for everyone

CollinCarter 9 years ago

Hi universe! Hey, what"s the meaning of life?

Jakob666 9 years ago

69ing

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ApexSpice 10 years ago

My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)

Hellfire1309 10 years ago

The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out

xXSpiderJuanXx 10 years ago

Then you would know everything

kvk4life 11 years ago

what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome

Hoovyspoovygroovy 10 years ago

It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.

Areyou Mymummy 13 years ago

i was about to go "OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"

Laurel Glassley 13 years ago

Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?

Wavedasher 9 years ago

senpai yes pls (xd wut)

Martin Alexander O'leary 13 years ago

I feel like this is a paradox of some kind

whatshername 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

MisterMustachio 9 years ago

What does this even mean?

DancingLlama 10 years ago

It's impossible to answer all the question, so there isn't any problem with pressing. :D

BellaTheSingingDemon 9 years ago

Everyone knows that the answers to everything is 42!

FRZN25 11 years ago

Just don't get all the answers. Just get all but one answer

xang9527 3 months ago

朝闻道，夕死可矣。

asdguy00 12 years ago

Dont ask why is 2+3=dicks

Mistress Toucha 11 years ago

I'm good friends with the universe so i can ring her whenever i have questions already.

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Well I already know the answer, but okay.

Creeperkiller2000 9 years ago

Go with B

Marcos_Perez_ 10 years ago

This is so stupid

Masked_Katz 11 years ago

Just don't ask ever single frick'in question there is... if that's even possible.

dark emporer 10 years ago

Since this button not mak

StevenUniverse 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

LandonBygate 9 years ago

So basically Yoda. Or my parents.

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

what

AaronEvans 9 years ago

Or you just ask the occasional question and not constantly ask every question known to man

{classyman} 11 years ago

"how do i stop you from 'changing the questions'"

NotThatGuy 10 years ago

Do u mean Hitchhiker"s Guide To The Galaxy 2.0?

matk2911 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

WaywardLogic 11 years ago

1st question: what is the secret of immortality? *was given the answer**does wut was told**becomes immortal* Heh, now i got all the time in the world to think about new questions huahuahuahuahua

Grew 9 years ago

42

booksrule123 10 years ago

42. I don't need to know the question.

ArtemisFowlthethird 12 years ago

wut @-@

Batman119 11 years ago

WhT does thatm mean?

Laserwolf 4 years ago

There"s so many questions that there"s no way I would ever get all the answers cause I would never get to ask all the questions. Going based off the way the downside is written and not off what they probably meant means there"s no downside effectively.

Cory Neuenkirchen 13 years ago

Don't ask one question, have all other answers, boom.

GreenJello321 9 years ago

That would be a pointless ability.

IHateYellow 7 years ago

Ask a yes or no question, example: is good real?

Rude 10 years ago

Really poorly worded.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Yeah...

kat:) 11 years ago

Unless you want to change some part of the world or kill someone, I feel as though this wouldn't be very useful for most situations why would you set out to know the answer to something when that will no longer be the answer?

Shouhiro 10 years ago

well fuck the universe.

spasticVocalist 11 years ago

what does this even mean

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