Will You Press The Button?

Mammotlast year

I am craving bacon right now

carmenwinsteadlast year

~<|: c)

Fazbacon9 years ago

but the answer is 42

Hellohellolast year

Favorite reference

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DiaperGrenade7 years ago

Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"? Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats". Like if you get the reference.

DogeSmash6 years ago

Epic reference

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Jaelin Williams12 years ago

All the answers are 42 anyway.

Josap5 years ago

Seriously

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Josap5 years ago

My first question will be that my crush will love or sex with me

Josap5 years ago

Mader chod ja teri gandh marvake aa bhosdike

IHateYellow6 years ago

Does my crush like me? Best question

Josap5 years ago

Yes you are right

Dankstank6 years ago

I wuld ask are u gay then it will be yes

Blackvancandyman7 years ago

Thus changing everything about society and physics and ruining life for everyone

CollinCarter8 years ago

Hi universe! Hey, what"s the meaning of life?

Jakob6667 years ago

69ing

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ApexSpice8 years ago

My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)

Hellfire13099 years ago

The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out

xXSpiderJuanXx9 years ago

Then you would know everything

kvk4life10 years ago

what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome

Hoovyspoovygroovy9 years ago

It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.

Areyou Mymummy12 years ago

i was about to go "OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"

Laurel Glassley12 years ago

Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?

Wavedasher8 years ago

senpai yes pls (xd wut)

Martin Alexander O'leary12 years ago

I feel like this is a paradox of some kind

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

Go with B

Mistress Toucha9 years ago

I'm good friends with the universe so i can ring her whenever i have questions already.

greaterfiend4 years ago

Well I already know the answer, but okay.

Masked_Katz9 years ago

Just don't ask ever single frick'in question there is... if that's even possible.

Marcos_Perez_8 years ago

This is so stupid

LandonBygate7 years ago

So basically Yoda. Or my parents.

dark emporer9 years ago

Since this button not mak

StevenUniverse10 years ago

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{classyman}9 years ago

"how do i stop you from 'changing the questions'"

Verysmartpersom7 months ago

what

AaronEvans8 years ago

Or you just ask the occasional question and not constantly ask every question known to man

matk29119 years ago

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NotThatGuy8 years ago

Do u mean Hitchhiker"s Guide To The Galaxy 2.0?

Grew7 years ago

42

WaywardLogic9 years ago

1st question: what is the secret of immortality? *was given the answer**does wut was told**becomes immortal* Heh, now i got all the time in the world to think about new questions huahuahuahuahua

booksrule1239 years ago

42. I don't need to know the question.

ArtemisFowlthethird11 years ago

wut @-@

Laserwolf3 years ago

There"s so many questions that there"s no way I would ever get all the answers cause I would never get to ask all the questions. Going based off the way the downside is written and not off what they probably meant means there"s no downside effectively.

Cory Neuenkirchen12 years ago

Don't ask one question, have all other answers, boom.

GreenJello3218 years ago

That would be a pointless ability.

Batman1199 years ago

WhT does thatm mean?

Rude8 years ago

Really poorly worded.

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Yeah...

kat:)9 years ago

Unless you want to change some part of the world or kill someone, I feel as though this wouldn't be very useful for most situations why would you set out to know the answer to something when that will no longer be the answer?