Me: Universe, I have a question for science. Can you make people cry tears of joy by playing "Tom Jones It"s not Unusual"?
Universe: Yes, as long as it is processed by SEVEN "Tom Jones What"s New Pussycats".
Like if you get the reference.
My only question is how much longer before I have to buy a new condom cuz my current one will break from to much jizz (ya u use the same condom over and over so what)
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Hellfire130910 years ago
The answer is 23, Jim carry eat your heart out
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xXSpiderJuanXx10 years ago
Then you would know everything
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kvk4life11 years ago
what do you mean by change all the questions? Like create new laws of physics? So in actuality your power is to randomly change the universe by simply asking it all the questions there are to ask? That's awesome
Hoovyspoovygroovy10 years ago
It said QUESTIONS not ANSWERS.
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Areyou Mymummy13 years ago
i was about to go
"OH DOCTOR WHO FANDOM!"
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Laurel Glassley13 years ago
Use it to your advantage and change what you hate about the world. For ex:is Justin Bieber dead yet?
Wavedasher9 years ago
senpai yes pls (xd wut)
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Martin Alexander O'leary13 years ago
I feel like this is a paradox of some kind
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booksrule12310 years ago
42. I don't need to know the question.
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ArtemisFowlthethird12 years ago
wut @-@
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Batman11911 years ago
WhT does thatm mean?
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Laserwolf4 years ago
There"s so many questions that there"s no way I would ever get all the answers cause I would never get to ask all the questions. Going based off the way the downside is written and not off what they probably meant means there"s no downside effectively.
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Cory Neuenkirchen13 years ago
Don't ask one question, have all other answers, boom.
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GreenJello3219 years ago
That would be a pointless ability.
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IHateYellow7 years ago
Ask a yes or no question, example: is good real?
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Rude10 years ago
Really poorly worded.
Drawesomethewizard10 years ago
Yeah...
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kat:)11 years ago
Unless you want to change some part of the world or kill someone, I feel as though this wouldn't be very useful for most situations why would you set out to know the answer to something when that will no longer be the answer?
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Shouhiro10 years ago
well fuck the universe.
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spasticVocalist11 years ago
what does this even mean
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MineDak0ta9 years ago
Ask god to make the universe and people live forever and to not change the question you ask
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TorrentialChaoss2 years ago
Didn’t even realize this was a HGTTG reference lol
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Jessica Ray13 years ago
Leave a few questions that do not really matter unanswered.
Then I would use my knowledge to solve world issues.
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Nijja9 years ago
Then whats the point?
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Skypresser40411 years ago
*presses* "what's the universe made of?" *turns into pug*
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Potat10 years ago
Better than nothing at least you get some answer
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ockeybuto11 years ago
The answer is just 42
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Josap6 years ago
Ok so let see
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BossifulGamer42 11 years ago
I'll just leave a few questions unanswered
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spr_mystery_man8 years ago
But that is how science works...
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
Whaaa???
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Beef12 years ago
This is one tough decision.Good job on the question.
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GoldenRedSSJXavier711 years ago
Great job I've always wanted to know what's in this fucked up world
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ASAP694 years ago
Is anyone still on this app
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DemonZelie9 years ago
Ask yes/no questions so that when your done you just change from yes to no
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NotThatGuy10 years ago
Do u mean Hitchhiker"s Guide to the Galaxy?
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Scooper11 years ago
I'm confused...
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Hilary Clingwrap10 years ago
42 so i dont need to know... if you havent read the book u suck
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irishdragon511 years ago
I ask for all the important ones. I leave questions such as "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Center of a Tootsie pop?" in the air for all eternity.
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Cowbusta1299 years ago
i see no downside (im a kid
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trevmay049911 years ago
Let's just stick with 42 is the answer people
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ButtonMaker2 years ago
I don't expect to live long enough to get all the answers.
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