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You become Batman
but
Everyone in your family dies
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FOk 2 years ago
Isn't it bat man joke looool

crowleysgarce66 11 years ago
i need my mom though she makes me food sooo ya

Kopp 8 years ago
You would have Alfred then

Minihousess 11 years ago
nanananananan Batman!!!

JediKnight 9 years ago
NANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Buttonboy4944943 5 years ago
Me who’s adopted yes good good

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
*Batman moment*

Watermelonman 9 years ago
WAIT... i am in my family too. So i die too. I will become dead batman.

Chemdog2006 8 years ago
deep

I am batman 11 years ago
I am batman allready

DatBoi21 8 years ago
Then I'm Datboi

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago
I like bat man but I don't want to be him getting punched all over the country by bane

VeryverySerious 10 years ago
i dont want to be a BAT-MAN i want to be bruce wayne...you know..the one with alot off money....

TripleAPlayz 9 years ago
Batman doesnt really have any SUPER-POWER... he is just a crimefighter...

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Yes, technically he"s just a super-advanced policeman

ShellyBates 9 years ago
DUDE! ALWAYS BE BATMAN!!!!!!!

JazzimoX 9 years ago
So... be Batman and be Batman

Watermelonman 9 years ago
More like be batman and experience a tragic event batman experienced too. Otherwise, you"d be double-batman

Fionah Barnes 13 years ago
Isn't that what happened to Bruce Wayne?

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Yup!
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haynz04 10 years ago
Naaaaaaaaaa I'm only 11 I need mom to cook and dad to teach me shit

theemeraldking 3 years ago
You have Alfred

GhostGirl627 11 years ago
So I am Batman?

sans_IS_THE_BEST 11 years ago
hey batman want to hear a joke * sure robin* knock knock * who is there* not your parents

Baxter kennedy 11 years ago
Technicaly i can just work my body up make knives in shapes of bats so ill have my fam and be bat man!

xpeantx 11 years ago
WORTH IT

JandK 7 years ago
Even worse off than bruce wayne

MacdeKnife 8 years ago
So... You really do become Batman... O_o

the first fourth 11 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

the first fourth 11 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

Horatio J. R. Hawes 13 years ago
... so... batman?

Meraj Mahmood 13 years ago
*Batman's voice I HAVE NO FAMILY!

Vegetto8701 8 years ago
Sorry about Martha
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Wyatt Slaney 13 years ago
IM BATMAN!!!!!

Ryoji Otani 13 years ago
My whole family is dead. I need this batman gig to stay sane!!!!

dabmaster14 6 years ago
I hate Fatman and my family

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Master Cool 11 years ago
That's the same thing that happen to Bruce Wayne

LauraleeKGieni 8 years ago
I don't wanna be an angsty bat AND have my family dead. I can make my own hero

twobytwohandsofblue 12 years ago
Soooo, I'm Dean Winchester?

Xatar 10 years ago
Oh my gosh! I hate my family. i hope they die. And i can suck batman.

patetohunter 10 years ago
Fuck batman

daelyn12 11 years ago
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97000 last year
同意的人无敌了

blue button 11 years ago
DADADADADADADADADADADADADA BATHMAN!

Fairy_Tale 9 years ago
See one problem my brother otherwise cool

Daecropolis 12 years ago
Never liked them much anyway

Shouhiro 10 years ago
WTF?? Do you hate your family that much???? O_O

Tiagobcampos 11 years ago
BATMAN

Kronos_king 9 years ago
Screw my family, I'm batman

Rodrigo Castañeda 13 years ago
Mhh... he has no superpower, and it doesnt warranties any money, just "being batman" is a no for me

Eli7eHun7eR983 11 years ago
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MGGoku 9 years ago
No. Just no

Gnarlicious 11 years ago
Its the role of batman so I would be a fucking millionaire who is also a vigilante and kicks the ass of any bad guy where is the downside I also get an oldman who is always caring about me like Alfred does with Bruce

NotThatGuy 9 years ago
Totally worth it, no downside

Litschi 11 years ago
I HATE DC

Watermelonman 9 years ago
I WANT TO SHOUT TOO!
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DICKs SPooRTiNG GooDs 11 years ago
Np, my son

Tigerstripestar230 11 years ago
But I have no superpowers fuck it
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