You can have sex with anyone of your choosing
but
However long you have sex with them, you have to spend the same amount of time watching your parents have sex
I will not

insertuserhere 11 years ago
Asexual laughter

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Fake as shit, all you "asexuals" are the same claiming that your something your not just as a cheap loophole.
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Kickabawa 11 years ago
Yaaaaay, free porn

namelessgeneration last year
that's disgusting
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Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago
I can just take off my glasses, wear headphones, and sit really far away so I can barely see (my vision is crap)

OcCreation 8 years ago
Same except id get closer to the screen cause I can't see shit closer

M4thDJ 9 years ago
Only loophole I can come up with is watching a video of it happening and you mute the audio and put the quality of the video on like 120p.

CODEX07 9 years ago
@BrendanCross or fast forward 1000%
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MLG Kaktus 11 years ago
my parents are divorced so yeah...

thatswhatithoughtm8 10 years ago
They still can have sex,so yeah...

CallJGWentworth877cashnow 9 years ago
Hell naw, to the naw naw naw (Hell to the naw) Hell to the naw, to the naw naw nawHell naw, to the naw naw naw (Hell to the naw) Hell to the naw, to the naw naw nawHell naw, to the naw naw naw (Hell to the naw) Hell to the naw, to the naw naw nawHell na... [Show full comment]

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Wow😲😲😲

tits_as_pb! 11 years ago
I get to see my parents finally the first time...

Pedwpie 10 years ago
Me to
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peachy 9 years ago
That is so wrong on so many levels.

I_Love_Dogs 9 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

morecontrolofthebuttons 8 years ago
i"d rather kill myself...

Kitkat_artzz 8 years ago
*Asexual Laughter in the background* Thats funny :)

Yo bitch doing slits on my dick 69 11 years ago
What has been seen, cannot be unseen

Tguy 9 years ago
No god no

girlygirl1000 11 years ago
Ima just blindfold myself and bring my headphones with me

MEGATROm106 11 years ago
It says you have to watch... not just be at the same room.

SlenderBoss4Z 9 years ago
*pukes all intestines and organs out*

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago
Dude. I can get any chick I want without a stupid button. WATCH ME

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
Not happening dude.
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BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
Whoever made this button is a sadist

Kate Lee Thornell 13 years ago
NOPE NOPE NOPE

the-idiotic-demiboyflux 4 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOPE i would rather die than do one second of either of these
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Theanimekid 9 years ago
LOOPHOLE: have it there sex on a vid and altaer the quality to 1p

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago
doesn't matter had sex

Coaster 10 years ago
Where is the downside?

Dannybionic 4 years ago
Yeah and why have the comments turned into one big fat NOPE, it"s free porno so the only people complaining should be asexuals and childrren

NalyAnabeth 10 years ago
Parents divorced, there's no way they'll ever consider doing that.So...loophole ;D

abcx 9 years ago
Some people don't seem to get the point of those buttons, what this button says, will happen if you press it, no matter if it makes sense or not! (in theory, practically nothing happens obviously) Man, those people here make me fucking angry.

TheFluffyFish 11 years ago
NOPE FTSIO!

LolGurl12345 11 years ago
Oh god.. XD

blkwidwprincess6402 11 years ago
I don't have both my parents

AllastroS48 10 years ago
Zombie sex... dark
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Mrm 11 years ago
Ill just make it a quickie

Jeanna Owens 13 years ago
I think ill take the nope train all the way to fuck this shitville instead...

TheWeirdGirl 10 years ago
Really? OK! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE That's the smallest amounts of nopes
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Partharax 12 years ago
Free porn

OcCreation 8 years ago
You need mega jesus
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Raymund Bla Bla 13 years ago
Can I close my eyes?

OcCreation 8 years ago
No but you can die
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PeterGriffin 3 years ago
what if your parents are dead?

235x0 2 years ago
They are revived for this purpose.

BenDaBoss 10 years ago
Ummmm, nope

Cheeseyjrdude 12 years ago
Oh god i hit the button by accident, my eyes!!!

Septigirll 11 years ago
Nope

DanishGamingGuy 11 years ago
I'll just hop right on the nope train

The_pro_attacker 9 years ago
It said spend not "watch" lol loophole

Arthur_Sarue 9 years ago
Insert incest joke here.

HumanPerson 11 years ago
Better bring a blindfold if you pressed that button!

abcx 9 years ago
You have to watch.

Terez 5 years ago
You can kill them soo you cant see them having sex

I ❤ minecraft (me is a girl) 10 years ago
NOPE JUST NOPE

Melissa Sowers 13 years ago
uh my dad is dead so, I guess Im exempt

abcx 9 years ago
No you aren't. Ever heard of necrophilia?

EGKangaroo 10 years ago
My dad was cremated, I don't want to watch my mum have sex with his ashes.

Minecraftables 11 years ago
My parents don't have sex anymore.

thatswhatithoughtm8 10 years ago
That does not mean that they cant have,duhhh

mdm5321 6 years ago
u just continuasly have sex

iluvnature 10 years ago
But my parents r devorced , that would be weird

abcx 9 years ago
It would still happen.

Kadester101 11 years ago
OH GOD NO IVE ALREADY HEARD THEM AND THAT WAS BAD ENOUGH

thatswhatithoughtm8 10 years ago
Same,The eyes can make you suffer less than the ears... . . . . . And hearing is gross enough to give you nightmares. O_O i still have nightmares about It...

Popo1 8 years ago
Wait if they are dead do the corpses have sex then

xXwindrangerXx 5 years ago
You have to fuck corpses

Nutce_jc.4 11 years ago
I'd just turn around with headphones on

abcx 9 years ago
You have to watch. Being in the same room isn't enough.

Shockwave929 9 years ago
WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THIS

Whopper 11 years ago
my dad is dead and i dont know my mom so technically i have no parents. FUCK U

abcx 9 years ago
Your mom will come back to you and have sex with your dad"s dead body.

frerardisplatonic 10 years ago
well my parents split

Senseless 10 years ago
Doesn't say they have to have sex together
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