You become Batman
but
Everyone in your family dies
I will not

FOk 2 years ago
Isn't it bat man joke looool

crowleysgarce66 11 years ago
i need my mom though she makes me food sooo ya

Kopp 8 years ago
You would have Alfred then

Minihousess 11 years ago
nanananananan Batman!!!

JediKnight 9 years ago
NANANANANANANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Buttonboy4944943 5 years ago
Me who’s adopted yes good good

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
*Batman moment*

Watermelonman 9 years ago
WAIT... i am in my family too. So i die too. I will become dead batman.

Chemdog2006 8 years ago
deep

I am batman 11 years ago
I am batman allready

DatBoi21 8 years ago
Then I'm Datboi

xXX_n00bslayer_XXx 11 years ago
I like bat man but I don't want to be him getting punched all over the country by bane

VeryverySerious 10 years ago
i dont want to be a BAT-MAN i want to be bruce wayne...you know..the one with alot off money....

TripleAPlayz 9 years ago
Batman doesnt really have any SUPER-POWER... he is just a crimefighter...

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Yes, technically he"s just a super-advanced policeman

ShellyBates 9 years ago
DUDE! ALWAYS BE BATMAN!!!!!!!

JazzimoX 9 years ago
So... be Batman and be Batman

Watermelonman 9 years ago
More like be batman and experience a tragic event batman experienced too. Otherwise, you"d be double-batman

Fionah Barnes 13 years ago
Isn't that what happened to Bruce Wayne?

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Yup!
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haynz04 10 years ago
Naaaaaaaaaa I'm only 11 I need mom to cook and dad to teach me shit

theemeraldking 3 years ago
You have Alfred

GhostGirl627 11 years ago
So I am Batman?

sans_IS_THE_BEST 11 years ago
hey batman want to hear a joke * sure robin* knock knock * who is there* not your parents

Baxter kennedy 11 years ago
Technicaly i can just work my body up make knives in shapes of bats so ill have my fam and be bat man!

xpeantx 11 years ago
WORTH IT

JandK 7 years ago
Even worse off than bruce wayne

MacdeKnife 8 years ago
So... You really do become Batman... O_o

the first fourth 11 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

the first fourth 11 years ago
Family>Some stupid kid show

Horatio J. R. Hawes 13 years ago
... so... batman?

Meraj Mahmood 13 years ago
*Batman's voice I HAVE NO FAMILY!

Vegetto8701 8 years ago
Sorry about Martha
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Wyatt Slaney 13 years ago
IM BATMAN!!!!!

Ryoji Otani 13 years ago
My whole family is dead. I need this batman gig to stay sane!!!!

Idontknowwilli 8 years ago
Ew I don't need batman

JmancoolJ 12 years ago
I hate my family anyway.

Xatar 10 years ago
66% no Moslems

DemonM 11 years ago
You can have friends right

DashingPineapple 10 years ago
I'd rather become the Joker, to be honest.

daelyn12 11 years ago
BFASFBRSNDYAGNMHT%TYUYEFRGBFVCXDZSFEVSDZFXETBDGFDBg

Sasusaku 9 years ago
Banananananananana batman

Seth Campbell 13 years ago
don't give a shit about my family

spartancraft 11 years ago
seriously

Kindred 9 years ago
That"s part of being Batman

SuicidalJoker13 10 years ago
I thought is was just his mom and dad

Watermelonman 9 years ago
Aka kis entire family. He didn't have any more living relatives, i reckon

Jack_Mark77 11 years ago
I saw you get to be batman I'm like hell ya! Then everyone in my family dies... Hell no... Even tho I looooooove batman

Destiel123 12 years ago
*In Batman voice* You've gotta make sacrifices in order to save the world.. -Swishes cape and jumps off building-

grace.cordina@gm.gmail.com 11 years ago
Dont press it

BossLady 9 years ago
Where"s the downside? I don't even have a family.

Denise Nunez 13 years ago
Kind of who batman is though..

thedevdude 10 years ago
is it bad that i didnt hesitate to push the button

captain-america25 5 years ago
yes

SpirentVermin05 9 years ago
MOM DONT LOOK

Softball_is_my_beat 11 years ago
I "love" my family totally.

FNAF Master 11 years ago
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dabmaster14 6 years ago
I hate Fatman and my family

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

LauraleeKGieni 8 years ago
I don't wanna be an angsty bat AND have my family dead. I can make my own hero
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