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You have the ability to play every instrument perfectly with no flaws,
but
You don't have the ability to speak.
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SpoilerMaster 11 years ago
Loophole - singing is an instrument

legion2468 9 years ago
I can't speak, but I can shout, whisper, scream, sing, etc.

Drew714544 8 years ago
This is all forms of the speak

Qwertyone 11 years ago
You could build an instrument capable of re-creating human voice.

Gagagagasggana 9 years ago
Vocaloid lmao
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Jacob Northhunger 13 years ago
If I can play every single instrument, but I can't speak, then I can't play every instrument. Vocals is technically an instrument.

Robertthefishyyyyy 8 years ago
Boom.
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Rainbows-Jumper123 9 years ago
That guy that has many talents but never speaks

PanderHD 10 years ago
Voice is an Instrument too so... I can sing everything I want to say

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
Yay I can play Mayonnaise

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago
*breaks into song* JOHNNY CAN YOU PLLEEEEEAAAAASE PASSS THEEE mustAAAAAAAAAARD!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Bam, instrument speak.

KayleighLute 9 years ago
A song by fall out boy

Cormaden145 10 years ago
Dis one was bad I hate it

Gavin Tam 13 years ago
So basically i become sona from LoL

Steve Fisher 13 years ago
Being deaf and mute, it'd be cool if I can play guitar flawlessy out of blue. xD

Gemma Anna 13 years ago
i honestly don't talk much to begin with, but never screwing up would take the fun out of music. where's the satisfaction of getting it right and expressing yourself if you do that perfectly every single time? there's no "yay, i did it!" if you literally can't /not./

Gabriel Waer 13 years ago
...Hmm..music over speech=done.

Megan Straka 13 years ago
Speak through the music.. Did no one learn anything from Beethoven?

fasdertu 11 years ago
Sorry I love speak too muchrn

Ramanuta 8 years ago
Text to spech exists, did everybody forget that?

Adam Pensel 13 years ago
I would press this over and over and over again. Music is language. You can say far more with music than you can with words.

mr.whatface 10 years ago
"vocals are an instrument" but that means you'd need to have music around you 24/7 just so you could sing along to chat. THINK GOD FUCK IT

Ladyunibunny 9 years ago
Then I will sing

Rafael Basa 13 years ago
I can write it out on my tablet or learn morse code and carry a clicker.

sugaffair 10 years ago
but I love singing ;-;

swegmiester123 11 years ago
i'd wright

drif101110 11 years ago
you can just right stuff down To talk

TrashLanternFish360 5 years ago
who said i needed to sing.

White.Dragon 12 years ago
Sona Mode...

BlackFoxStudios 7 years ago
Idea! Write lyrics to a song give them to someone and play the song. Example *gives boyfriend a lyric sheet containing only 3 words* * boyfriend who didnt read the paper yet *uh babe? What are you doing *starts playing the three words * Wow babe that sound... [Show full comment]

Annika Atherton 13 years ago
You could just write down what you want to say.

Coooolman000 10 years ago
F no I hate playing band

QueenCitadel 11 years ago
I was never good with my words. But music is beautiful communication.

snailbob64 10 years ago
never have to answer a question in class again. also could just play words if I'm that good :3

badyboy 11 years ago
sign language duh

Chrisda59 8 years ago
Then I can play the microphone very well😂😂

TorrentialChaoss 2 years ago
So I just write lol

LogicWizard314 11 years ago
I don't always like talking, but it's nice to still have the option.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
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xss 11 years ago
don't talk much any way!

HeLl0 6 years ago
If you"re so good inplaying instruments, you can play words.

AnnaBagel 12 years ago
Would help the whole music major thing...

QuinnJ 11 years ago
why the fuck does "rn" keep getting put on the end of words in the comments?

Shaunklok- 7 years ago
Singing is an instrument. Looophooooole

Sean Bevan 13 years ago
make an instrument that can form words :3

SeabassJames 10 years ago
I have a few questions. 1: Do instruments of torture count? 2: Is mayonnaise an instrument? 3: Couldn't I just use my voice as an instrument?

tirtlusnovak 9 years ago
if you"d be good at playing every instrument perfecty it would get boring

ThatKidWithASpoon 10 years ago
Write stuff down. Mutes do that.

blackrabbit071 11 years ago
Luckily I know sign language so I can still communicate!

JasperTehClod 11 years ago
So?I can express emotions through writing and music,and I wouldn't have to strike up conversation.

somerandoontheinternet 5 years ago
wah wah wah wah wahhhh

xavia 11 years ago
I love the loop holes

G2-Chance 9 years ago
It says you cant SPEAK but you can SING

FreshBoyNathan 7 years ago
So nothing would change for me 😅😂
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