You have the ability to play every instrument perfectly with no flaws,
but
You don't have the ability to speak.
I will not


SpoilerMaster10 years ago
Loophole - singing is an instrument

legion24688 years ago
I can't speak, but I can shout, whisper, scream, sing, etc.

Drew7145447 years ago
This is all forms of the speak

Qwertyone9 years ago
You could build an instrument capable of re-creating human voice.

Gagagagasggana8 years ago
Vocaloid lmao
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Jacob Northhunger12 years ago
If I can play every single instrument, but I can't speak, then I can't play every instrument. Vocals is technically an instrument.

Robertthefishyyyyy7 years ago
Boom.
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Rainbows-Jumper1238 years ago
That guy that has many talents but never speaks

PanderHD8 years ago
Voice is an Instrument too so... I can sing everything I want to say

AmazingDragons7 years ago
Yay I can play Mayonnaise

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago
*breaks into song* JOHNNY CAN YOU PLLEEEEEAAAAASE PASSS THEEE mustAAAAAAAAAARD!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Bam, instrument speak.

KayleighLute7 years ago
A song by fall out boy

Cormaden1458 years ago
Dis one was bad I hate it

Gavin Tam12 years ago
So basically i become sona from LoL

Steve Fisher12 years ago
Being deaf and mute, it'd be cool if I can play guitar flawlessy out of blue. xD

Megan Straka12 years ago
Speak through the music.. Did no one learn anything from Beethoven?

Gemma Anna12 years ago
i honestly don't talk much to begin with, but never screwing up would take the fun out of music. where's the satisfaction of getting it right and expressing yourself if you do that perfectly every single time? there's no "yay, i did it!" if you literally can't /not./

Gabriel Waer12 years ago
...Hmm..music over speech=done.

Eclipce6 years ago
Sona?

Liswag Hipstner12 years ago
I will sing instead :D my life will be a disney movie!

Bravegirl67 9 years ago
I will stay with sucking at the saxophone

uiop310 years ago
Doesn't say i can't learn how

Raddudesman9 years ago
That would suck,

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jacktjong8 years ago
Tbh, I'm already asocial af, and if you act/are deaf you can be the deaf wonderchild/person

Little Kendall9 years ago
If I can't speak a can't say GATA GO FEST

FineBaby3 years ago
SIGN LANGUAGE EXISTS

skye-lah10 years ago
Loophole: I know sign language

RobloxGamer3408 years ago
You wont speak. Wich is important1!! SO DOWNSIDE

Kagerouuuu11 years ago
Mute....I'll do it!

Rerun2410 years ago
So I become Sona from League of Legends?

UsernamesAreTooMainstream5 years ago
Wait... can I play.... mayonnaise??? VALLHALLA HERE I COME!

sonicj019 years ago
whisper or SHOUT

RoryHasRice10 years ago
Sign Language is a form of speaking, just with actions. But, I have a whiteboard and a pen.

WatInTarnashun7 years ago
I will become instrument man. I put a new instrument I invent over my mouth, I can speak. I will also have a bunch of powers. Like sonic wave.

emily.dot9 years ago
John that's okay if you don't talk anymore

TheMaleficent8 years ago
Imma sing!!

ConfusingApples9 years ago
I'd rather play a piano flawlessly, then have no social life for no reason.

Peppermint-Kiwi5 years ago
Vocals are an instrument

That One Loud Guy10 years ago
loop hole: voice is an instrument, you just have to sing everything

The Shoe10 years ago
While I love to sing, and would wish I could play an instrument, I would never give up my voice to be perfect at one art form. Sure, I would get famous, but I would never be able to talk to anyone about it.

Vans1656 years ago
You can spell out words by notes of the instruments

Bart Jansen12 years ago
but your voice is an instrument

bleeding_rage9 years ago
loophole vocals is an instrument so then i can be perfect at speaking and not stutter my ass off when roasting people

Kkcool7037 years ago
What are those devises that you type and it says what you typed

Connor Bryant-Adams12 years ago
Well, I already play French Horn and Mellophone pretty freaking well. It's a no for me.

Crazyjay589 years ago
Good thing I can text and write

Textle3510 years ago
Sign language

Lindwell9 years ago
No cause a silent metal band would be pretty bad anyways.

olivesprites3 years ago
Jokes on you, I'm a band kid

Octillion10 years ago
I already wish I was mute sometimes so people would feel less inclined to speak to me. No social anxiety or anything, I just don't like talking. XD

Leah_7708 years ago
Your voice is a instrument. Error LOOPHOLE

Hosuh5 years ago
I don't speak to people anyway, I"d be drowning them out with the bloody Wii theme on piano if they tried talking to me either way-

Lexi2234511 years ago
Didn't say I couldn't sing. Remember that from victorious?
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