You have the ability to play every instrument perfectly with no flaws,
but
You don't have the ability to speak.
I will not

SpoilerMaster 11 years ago
Loophole - singing is an instrument

legion2468 9 years ago
I can't speak, but I can shout, whisper, scream, sing, etc.

Drew714544 8 years ago
This is all forms of the speak

Qwertyone 11 years ago
You could build an instrument capable of re-creating human voice.

Gagagagasggana 9 years ago
Vocaloid lmao
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Jacob Northhunger 13 years ago
If I can play every single instrument, but I can't speak, then I can't play every instrument. Vocals is technically an instrument.

Robertthefishyyyyy 8 years ago
Boom.
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Rainbows-Jumper123 9 years ago
That guy that has many talents but never speaks

PanderHD 10 years ago
Voice is an Instrument too so... I can sing everything I want to say

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
Yay I can play Mayonnaise

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago
*breaks into song* JOHNNY CAN YOU PLLEEEEEAAAAASE PASSS THEEE mustAAAAAAAAAARD!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?! Bam, instrument speak.

KayleighLute 9 years ago
A song by fall out boy

Cormaden145 10 years ago
Dis one was bad I hate it

Gavin Tam 13 years ago
So basically i become sona from LoL

Steve Fisher 13 years ago
Being deaf and mute, it'd be cool if I can play guitar flawlessy out of blue. xD

Gabriel Waer 13 years ago
...Hmm..music over speech=done.

Megan Straka 13 years ago
Speak through the music.. Did no one learn anything from Beethoven?

Gemma Anna 13 years ago
i honestly don't talk much to begin with, but never screwing up would take the fun out of music. where's the satisfaction of getting it right and expressing yourself if you do that perfectly every single time? there's no "yay, i did it!" if you literally can't /not./

xss 11 years ago
don't talk much any way!

HeLl0 6 years ago
If you"re so good inplaying instruments, you can play words.

AnnaBagel 12 years ago
Would help the whole music major thing...

QuinnJ 11 years ago
why the fuck does "rn" keep getting put on the end of words in the comments?

Shaunklok- 7 years ago
Singing is an instrument. Looophooooole

Sean Bevan 13 years ago
make an instrument that can form words :3

SeabassJames 10 years ago
I have a few questions. 1: Do instruments of torture count? 2: Is mayonnaise an instrument? 3: Couldn't I just use my voice as an instrument?

tirtlusnovak 9 years ago
if you"d be good at playing every instrument perfecty it would get boring

ThatKidWithASpoon 10 years ago
Write stuff down. Mutes do that.

blackrabbit071 11 years ago
Luckily I know sign language so I can still communicate!

JasperTehClod 11 years ago
So?I can express emotions through writing and music,and I wouldn't have to strike up conversation.

somerandoontheinternet 5 years ago
wah wah wah wah wahhhh

xavia 11 years ago
I love the loop holes

G2-Chance 9 years ago
It says you cant SPEAK but you can SING

FreshBoyNathan 7 years ago
So nothing would change for me 😅😂

Ceejay Deriada Pastrana 13 years ago
Voice Synthesizers are now voice instruments suckers.. like Vocaloids :P soo I can make it talk flawlessly

Hyodo Issei 11 years ago
What's the point? I'll sing instead of speak...

CHAINMAIL 10 years ago
I see no downside.

Angyle 11 years ago
#Sona

Joseph Diaz 13 years ago
Play the auto-tuner.

ExplodingMustard last year
NitroglicerineMustard

awesomely2002 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

IdiotDinoShark 9 years ago
Pfft I"d just use Vocaloid to talk

will i press the button 10 years ago
I could just write things down on a piece of paper :P

Gossgoss 9 years ago
Even if singing was barred, you could use instuments to mimic human speech and talk through them.

Gossgoss 9 years ago
That said, i didn't press it because I have no interest in playing instruments.

wolfking707 11 years ago
Vocals are an instrument

mrcheese 6 years ago
bethobennnnnnnn

DorkQueen 12 years ago
Well I mean......

uiop3 11 years ago
Doesn't say i can't learn how

Eclipce 7 years ago
Sona?

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
I will sing instead :D my life will be a disney movie!

Bravegirl67 10 years ago
I will stay with sucking at the saxophone

jacktjong 9 years ago
Tbh, I'm already asocial af, and if you act/are deaf you can be the deaf wonderchild/person

Raddudesman 10 years ago
That would suck,

XxXKingMidasXxX 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Little Kendall 11 years ago
If I can't speak a can't say GATA GO FEST
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