Your dream partner comes to life and agrees to be with you until the day you die. You end up getting the house of your dreams with them and having however many kids you want. You get your dream job and earn triple the amount of salary that the job usually offers. You pretty much have the best life you could imagine and can do whatever you want.
but
In order to acheive this, you must enter a ring of several hungry carnivorous predators that are known to eat human flesh. Survival is guaranteed and anything damaged or missing on your body (Such as vital organs or limbs) is fully healed only seconds after you exit the ring, but the mauling will be extremely painful and last for fifteen minutes. You will also have to watch as one of them slices open your stomach and eats your intestines like fresh ramen.
I will not


Joseph_Andreislast year
I can take it

RandomGuy8889 years ago
Get high on morpine so you will get rid of the pain before entering the ring. No pain= all the gain

iamspeedy2 years ago
man is actually a genius
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DKTalfuris9 years ago
there is a second down side, you have to read half a page.

charizard_7 years ago
Lol

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
If I can deal with my period then I can do that for fifteen minutes

charizard_7 years ago
Definitely for sure
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Of Life and Death9 years ago
Guaranteed survival? Hell, I'd do anything for my favorite fictional character.

qwertyqwerty4last year
THe FoRTNiTe CHAractEr
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Woof Cakes12 years ago
I just didnt press it because I couldnt be bothered reading the whole thing

Smiley_Doggo484 years ago
lol lol lol lol
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AssHar8 years ago
TL-DR: The perfect life BUT you are in great pain for 15 minutes getting your inner pieces devoured by beasts, but it all fully heals fast, and when it"s done you leave like nothing happened.

FoxxQ4 years ago
Getting surgery for an awesome robot body, BUT you can't take any morphine, AND you are awake the whole time.

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Is the 15 minutes of excruciating pain from trying to read this?

TheBraveKnight7 years ago
WAT

Zachary Olson12 years ago
The downside is 15 minutes of excruciating pain and misery. The upside? You walk out completely unscathed, and you have a life you couldn't have for real. Yes.

shishkamoo7 years ago
After about 3 minutes of being mauled you would already be dead so it wouldnt hurt after that. Or you could just fight of whatever animals your fighting.
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ItsNoob9 years ago
Well afterwards, grab a AK47

KawiiGirlHarley9 years ago
Shoot the crap out of those bastards

kronos8 years ago
So my dream job us beeing and immortal ruler of the galaxy who tries to conquer the univers so i will have her forever who cares about the 15 min extrem pain when survive is granted

Bossnes47 years ago
Bring a gun.

swanfantasy7 years ago
Its long but a good deal.

Prism8 years ago
FUCK YALL IMA SPRINT TILL THE DAY I DIE!

Derp8 years ago
My body 😣😣😣😣😣

jkmc12058 years ago
I wonder how long it took this guy to make this.

FutureChannel8 years ago
I would also record this, OBVIOUSLY

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
I don't need this for my dream partner I need this to guarantee a good life for me and my gf. Even if it means I have suffer for 15 minutes.

zboy9 years ago
so, like that mellena fatlity in MKX

Karen45679 years ago
Not all people on earth are human so I'll take it

ImNotAFish8 years ago
People aren’t all human People and human are synonyms lol

Daisy Watkins12 years ago
physical pain - a doddle. The pain of not achieving anything in life - intolerable

Darkshine Felix12 years ago
Mmm, Ramen.

FoxxQ4 years ago
Mmm, human guts.

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Literally the easiest decision so far. Very temporary pain with no after effects or lasting damage and no chance of death for a lifetime of happiness? Count me in.

Blake Talbert12 years ago
What if your emo? LIFE HACK!

Yehboi8 years ago
*you're
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Anthony Lightening12 years ago
School in a nutshell

gamandy2 years ago
except school doesnt do you much good anymore

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago
15 minutes of pain for a lifetime of happiness. That's a no-brainer.

wolfy_wulf4 years ago
Life sucks i dont care why should i

skyrimlegend219 years ago
THIS GEST TOOK A TURNAROND

Christopher Carpenter10 years ago
I think I'm gonna have to get really really high for this one.

duckdragon9 years ago
i don't give a crap about the pain its worth it i have a horrible dating life so this i my only chance and i would look like a total bada** because i would go thru the pain just to make a life where my wife happy i fail to see a downside besides pain so do...[Show full comment]

krakkekt8 years ago
I got bored reading... My answer is no...

alsuper9 years ago
I can't do itttt

No question man9 years ago
Fuck y

Zenny_Ships_It8 years ago
TL:DR

Dragoon9 years ago
So 15 minutes of pain to have a dream job and house and marry Emma watson

Potater_boi6 years ago
So 26 to 100000 back to 50? Don't mind if I do

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
I PRESSED DA BUTTON

Stan Andrei Gabriel12 years ago
Yes, yes. I would definitely accept that.

LucasLeonel3 years ago
The Pros are REALLY BIGGER than the cons so

fitetoon10 years ago
Oh....

srrsd7 years ago
Just close your eyes so u can't see

gahmora9 years ago
,,Click click'' come at me my shotgun is ready

Bradyn Boyd12 years ago
You'd be either unconscious or dead before the 15 minutes are up so it wouldn't even be a full 15 minutes of pain.

Flamingsnowball8 years ago
Go in with a shotgun or something and then have your partner (if you"ve seen my posts before you know what I'm going to say) be able to grant unlimited wishes and since there your dream partner they will always do whatever you say

unitato2489 years ago
Sounds cool tbh

n8thegr810 years ago
You would go into shock only a few seconds in and lose consciousness, so unless they drug you it actually wouldn't be as bad as they let on.

EternalSOV9 years ago
Everything I want and an amazing anecdote of the time I got mauled to near death.

TheAlmightyFluffyDuck8 years ago
Fifteen minutes compared to your in entire life... Oh heck yeah im pressing that button who wouldn't!!!!!

Jackampwave4 years ago
Just get high as hell
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