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Your dream partner comes to life and agrees to be with you until the day you die. You end up getting the house of your dreams with them and having however many kids you want. You get your dream job and earn triple the amount of salary that the job usually offers. You pretty much have the best life you could imagine and can do whatever you want.
but
In order to acheive this, you must enter a ring of several hungry carnivorous predators that are known to eat human flesh. Survival is guaranteed and anything damaged or missing on your body (Such as vital organs or limbs) is fully healed only seconds after you exit the ring, but the mauling will be extremely painful and last for fifteen minutes. You will also have to watch as one of them slices open your stomach and eats your intestines like fresh ramen.
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Joseph_Andreislast year
I can take it

RandomGuy8889 years ago
Get high on morpine so you will get rid of the pain before entering the ring. No pain= all the gain

iamspeedy2 years ago
man is actually a genius
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DKTalfuris9 years ago
there is a second down side, you have to read half a page.

charizard_7 years ago
Lol

EmilySpezialetti8 years ago
If I can deal with my period then I can do that for fifteen minutes

charizard_7 years ago
Definitely for sure
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Of Life and Death9 years ago
Guaranteed survival? Hell, I'd do anything for my favorite fictional character.

qwertyqwerty4last year
THe FoRTNiTe CHAractEr
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Woof Cakes12 years ago
I just didnt press it because I couldnt be bothered reading the whole thing

Smiley_Doggo484 years ago
lol lol lol lol
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AssHar8 years ago
TL-DR: The perfect life BUT you are in great pain for 15 minutes getting your inner pieces devoured by beasts, but it all fully heals fast, and when it"s done you leave like nothing happened.

FoxxQ4 years ago
Getting surgery for an awesome robot body, BUT you can't take any morphine, AND you are awake the whole time.

DarthInvaderZim7 years ago
Is the 15 minutes of excruciating pain from trying to read this?

TheBraveKnight7 years ago
WAT

Zachary Olson12 years ago
The downside is 15 minutes of excruciating pain and misery. The upside? You walk out completely unscathed, and you have a life you couldn't have for real. Yes.

shishkamoo7 years ago
After about 3 minutes of being mauled you would already be dead so it wouldnt hurt after that. Or you could just fight of whatever animals your fighting.
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ItsNoob9 years ago
Well afterwards, grab a AK47

KawiiGirlHarley9 years ago
Shoot the crap out of those bastards

kronos8 years ago
So my dream job us beeing and immortal ruler of the galaxy who tries to conquer the univers so i will have her forever who cares about the 15 min extrem pain when survive is granted

Bossnes47 years ago
Bring a gun.

swanfantasy7 years ago
Its long but a good deal.

Prism8 years ago
FUCK YALL IMA SPRINT TILL THE DAY I DIE!

Derp8 years ago
My body 😣😣😣😣😣

jkmc12058 years ago
I wonder how long it took this guy to make this.

FutureChannel8 years ago
I would also record this, OBVIOUSLY

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
I don't need this for my dream partner I need this to guarantee a good life for me and my gf. Even if it means I have suffer for 15 minutes.

zboy9 years ago
so, like that mellena fatlity in MKX

Karen45679 years ago
Not all people on earth are human so I'll take it

ImNotAFish8 years ago
People aren’t all human People and human are synonyms lol

Daisy Watkins12 years ago
physical pain - a doddle. The pain of not achieving anything in life - intolerable

Darkshine Felix12 years ago
Mmm, Ramen.

FoxxQ4 years ago
Mmm, human guts.

Jacob Wright12 years ago
Literally the easiest decision so far. Very temporary pain with no after effects or lasting damage and no chance of death for a lifetime of happiness? Count me in.

Blake Talbert12 years ago
What if your emo? LIFE HACK!

Yehboi8 years ago
*you're
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Anthony Lightening12 years ago
School in a nutshell

gamandy2 years ago
except school doesnt do you much good anymore

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago
15 minutes of pain for a lifetime of happiness. That's a no-brainer.

xboxplayer6910 years ago
my personality would be like tatsuya shibas after a torture like that. but thats what i want so HELL YEAH.

suitsinsuits9 years ago
Worth taking the beating

Gioele Joel Nervi12 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK

Wolf959 years ago
Graphic... but I'd just be living one of my nightmares while facing the carnivores. I don't think I really lose here

oXCreeDanceXo4 years ago
so like what if you are into pain? so no downside pretty much

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
Didn't bother reading. Didn't press it.

Unimars9 years ago
I would faint the first second I saw them :P

Nfofjnrbt8 years ago
Another lame spam XD: rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in ...[Show full comment]

RAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR9 years ago
honestly would not mind the pain my life is empty anyway so i kind of need this to get the monsters in the night to stop tearing my soul from the inside outside mean it wouldn't change any thing because i have to go through worse every single day also wtf ...[Show full comment]

SnipingHunt016 years ago
I went through torsion, i can put up with any pain now

Fluff9 years ago
Congrats to the nerds that read all of that *claps*

rebeldevil11 years ago
You'd go into shock after the first few seconds, more likely than not--and not feel much of anything afterward.

extremegamingbros7 years ago
Here are some words of advice: GO TO SLEEP/STAP YOUR SELF WITH ANESTHETICS SO YOU DON'T EXPIENCE IT!!!

MeredithGrey8 years ago
Sounds fun.

DesmondTJ10 years ago
I would fight and defeat them.

Lmfao40537 years ago
Well this person has an active imagination....

stileskatt9 years ago
Too many words

Conner Wolf12 years ago
Or, or, ooooorrrr, you don't get mauled because you're a badass who happens to be smart enough to either avoid or kill the predators.

Thelegend27-_-8 years ago
Just close your eyes

bobtheperson9 years ago
This remind s me of school

Unimars9 years ago
Except its practically 18 years of your life.

AngrySeaSnail3 years ago
I came here for funny buttons not an entire essay.

lildragontaimer9 years ago
As long as I could get the other stuff

Joe Larson12 years ago
Sounds fun.
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