You get one dollar every minute of your life for the rest of your life
but
You lose your sense of humor
I will not


Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Knock knock Who's there? Me See? I already have lost my sense of humor =D

WerewolfLoverYT8 years ago
What"s a sense of humour? Jk....... Rowling.

Angelisafail7 years ago
Yeeet

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago
My sense of humor is all that keeps me (relatively) sane. It helps me forget how screwed over humanity is. Without my outlandish sense of of humor I'm nothing guys I'm flowery in human form. ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!

AnaqiTubeTV7 years ago
MikaelBritschgi, That Explains The Username And The Profile Pic.
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wisecrack39 years ago
i would make a joke about it but...

Aleksa9 years ago
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
Mate
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Michael Berry12 years ago
I could just buy a new one

OmoriP7 years ago
I laughed at that, so it worked.
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BiAndReady2Die7 years ago
What sense of humour? I’ve never had one.

Z_Emruld7 years ago
Me too

xcrash19987 years ago
1"440 dollars a day ~44"000 a month and ~15"768"000 a year I could be Batman (presses button) How did people not press the button?

CoolGuy957 years ago
But... I won't be the Pun King anymore.

Jake Delano12 years ago
Can't lose what i never had.

UsernameChecksOut8 years ago
Ba dum Tsssss
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Bizarrrpatheticfish0018 years ago
But im British. Lol its fine

MaKennaHazen8 years ago
What if you die in two minutes

Themauf6 years ago
Then you get two dollars

FUZZYBEAR9 years ago
No ..thats all i have

Victor Nakura Jimenez12 years ago
You can't take my sense of humor Just look at me!

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
is this some kind of joke?

Kaela Cates12 years ago
omg I would be rich

ihaveaway9 years ago
yey no more peeing on accident from laughing hard! AND MONEY TOO!

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
already lost it NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gollum34 years ago
I didn’t have much in the first place

coolcatfuturecat9 years ago
I could use DRY humor

AnimeLionWolf1238 years ago
Ok people I'm mentally insane so i don't need money. Imma probably to to an asylum before i even get a dolla

EJGAMING9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Afanofzelda6 years ago
Never had one in the first place

Mr.commentman9 years ago
1440 dollars per day :D

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
U mean this shit piece dilemma was chosen and not mine?

DrInconsiderate7 years ago
You say that to all the dilemmas

OLIKIM10 years ago
i chose not becuse i live in norway and here we don't use dollars and that means i just loose my sence of humor and have alot of dollars that i can't do a shit with

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago
Do I look like I give a flying fuck?

Jhay-Dee Drinkmilkwhilebeing Chasedbyzombies12 years ago
Its Ok :) you know what they said it doesnt matter what's your race is because I DONT GIVE A FUCK :)

Antlex10 years ago
one dollar per minuit!? OMG!!!!!!!! no

👊Punchy Baldy Guy👊9 years ago
My power shall be to make wishes and have all the powers I want

y4me9 years ago
does that include my perverted mind?

Shocking pikachu9 years ago
Unless your perverted mind is a sense of humour then no

dedirake4 years ago
My sense of humour worth shit..

Mike90907 years ago
Memes will never die.

feliccy9 years ago
who need humor when you can buy everything you want?

masterchief11770149 years ago
screw money

Oliviakemp11 years ago
No sense of humor? Bring it on bich!

TreyEricksen8 years ago
Mines to precious to go away

KawaiiCharmander9 years ago
NO! I AM THE CLASS CLOWN!! HOW COULD I GIVE UP THAT!?!?!?

Abeloth9 years ago
which humor?

Benjamin Glotzer12 years ago
cant lose what you never had

RAGEOLGY5 years ago
What if I dont have one

LoverofPie9 years ago
I don't have one anyway so....*boop*

Ironcat9 years ago
Since my friends say my sense of humor is the worse that's probably a good thing.

Z_Emruld7 years ago
I have no sense of humor

Wootmoo9 years ago
how about NOPE.

ColinBokiki8 years ago
you would make 390,420,000. its lit 420 bruahha

s0uthernb0y10 years ago
Not worth it

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago
I already have almost no sense of humor

Nibbles10 years ago
$1440 a day. 2 days pays for all the food, electricity, and water for the month. That's 24 days a year so I've got 341 days ($491040) to spend on anything I want. Within 2 years I can afford the perfect plot of land along the Mediterranean upon which to bu...[Show full comment]

The_LAGinator45452 years ago
I'm not posing my sense of humor for some money
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