37390 (43%) 49863 (57%)
37390 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 49863 (57%) did not.
You get one dollar every minute of your life for the rest of your life
but
You lose your sense of humor
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Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Knock knock Who's there? Me See? I already have lost my sense of humor =D

WerewolfLoverYT8 years ago
What"s a sense of humour? Jk....... Rowling.

Angelisafail7 years ago
Yeeet

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago
My sense of humor is all that keeps me (relatively) sane. It helps me forget how screwed over humanity is. Without my outlandish sense of of humor I'm nothing guys I'm flowery in human form. ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!

AnaqiTubeTV7 years ago
MikaelBritschgi, That Explains The Username And The Profile Pic.
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wisecrack39 years ago
i would make a joke about it but...

Aleksa9 years ago
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TrueRenegade8 years ago
Mate
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Michael Berry12 years ago
I could just buy a new one

OmoriP7 years ago
I laughed at that, so it worked.
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BiAndReady2Die7 years ago
What sense of humour? I’ve never had one.

Z_Emruld7 years ago
Me too

xcrash19987 years ago
1"440 dollars a day ~44"000 a month and ~15"768"000 a year I could be Batman (presses button) How did people not press the button?

CoolGuy957 years ago
But... I won't be the Pun King anymore.

Jake Delano12 years ago
Can't lose what i never had.

UsernameChecksOut8 years ago
Ba dum Tsssss
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Bizarrrpatheticfish0018 years ago
But im British. Lol its fine

MaKennaHazen8 years ago
What if you die in two minutes

Themauf6 years ago
Then you get two dollars

FUZZYBEAR9 years ago
No ..thats all i have

Victor Nakura Jimenez12 years ago
You can't take my sense of humor Just look at me!

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
is this some kind of joke?

Kaela Cates12 years ago
omg I would be rich

PaintPaint 9 years ago
You can't take something that doesn't exist!

DaRealConMan4 years ago
Nobody finds me funny anyway, even when I come up with the best jokes.

Cereal guy9 years ago
My puns aren't funny anyway

Demon19878 years ago
What if I'm not very funny and don't like jokes, besides humor can kill you in many ways

Little_Miss_Bad_Choice9 years ago
Bro i could become a comedian and get more money in one week than a dollar a day sooo nah I'm good c;

Mike90907 years ago
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canonbalroadkil9 years ago
With out my sence of humer I would kill myself

C1M1P6E028 years ago
That"s 1440 Dollars a day sounds worth it to me

ki11ua10 years ago
it didn't say i didn't get a new one

EurekaCat9 years ago
If I didn't have my humor what would my life be ._. shitty puns?

Hamistagan8 years ago
could be a temporary loss

XxLovinExtremeJWxX10 years ago
*slams button vigorously* who needs humour when you can buy friends?

goosifyedlast year
cant lose what you dont have. wait you think im talking about me?

Terra_Phantasmal9 years ago
I am not even good at humor.

RedButton99909 years ago
I don't got sense of humor... D,:

pahees4 years ago
Mi sentido del humor es realmente malo, por lo que al hacer esto, este se volvería bueno. No veo incoveniente

super button lover9 years ago
money, money, money must be funny ... look i am funny again

shipqueen288 years ago
I'm known for ridiculous humor. #HumorOverMoney

a cassowary9 years ago
moneys

TheKingLucario9 years ago
I don't have one

Blake Rhynes12 years ago
most rich people i know laugh at the darndest things anyways

MikeyPaterson8 years ago
Then I would never be shot since I always say if someone has a gun to my head and asks if I have any last requests I would just tell them to make me laugh

dickbuttforever10 years ago
I don't have Muhhaaaahaaa

mr.whatface9 years ago
Well shit. Time to find another fucking timeline with another fucking other me with all the money and give him another fucking agreement that I get half the fucking cash because he hates his fucking life and is only fucking alive because he fucking owes as...[Show full comment]

ninjawarriorjosh5 years ago
Helll no that"s my main trait

birdlover1439 years ago
Never had one to begin with.

Haruka10 years ago
Okay, no problem, I'm rich~

GrandmaBBQ9 years ago
$483,840 per year.

Cortanis7 years ago
Work in the service industry for more than a couple of years. It'll kill your sense of humor anyway.

Lunaticfail9 years ago
Noo!! All of my sexist jokes will be lost!

Jas2au9 years ago
But what if you don't already have a sense of humor?

the intelligent aaswhole9 years ago
You dont need Humor that much

Sparkilystuff8 years ago
You dont need anything when you have money!

jarveline71911 years ago
Why was six afraid of seven? Well, I'm assuming it's because seven is a prime number and prime numbers can indeed be very intimidating...
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