Will You Press The Button?

meatloave8 months ago

I want to reach into my pocket and pull out a ring that grants me three wishes as I intend them and not as I word them. Don't care about my browser history

meatloave8 months ago

Oops , Answered the wrong question. Oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BlazoBoom9 years ago

What if you hand the button to a dying person? LOOPHOLE

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

BlazoBoom, I didn't think of that..

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WBGrock9 years ago

The rub is, the reason there is no human suffering is because every human died. No humans left to suffer!!! Trolololo

Tricky8 years ago

Dollors,apparently.

DragoKnight5893 years ago

Depends on when this takes effect. If people stop suffering, like, a year or two after you die normally, absolutely. If you die as soon as you press it, that changes things.

JohnDoe20899 years ago

Never says I die when I push it

Tricky8 years ago

I don't play, but I'll click so the HL3 fans can get there game sooner.

bugmenot9 years ago

THE NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGHT THE NEEDS OF THE FEW OR THE ONE

Mjnotaur8 years ago

What were you trying to say?

Patrick Atherton12 years ago

I'll press the button when I die, simple as.

aproy9 years ago

Heck, press it when you're five. The world can't change overnight lol.

Nerd237 years ago

Win-win, bitch.

Commissar9 years ago

No humans will be suffering cuz there will be none dint dint diii and the planet will be a better place

andrewls6719 years ago

Isn't this button called "wiping out humanity"?

oldnotweak9 years ago

what about puppy dog suffering?!

oldnotweak3 months ago

she died last week... your wish was made the day after her death.

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Irmely Poola12 years ago

doing good for others from your life would be nice c:

Joe Larson12 years ago

Now, THIS one is a lose/lose.

Tricky8 years ago

Wish that the world is as little alive as ever,you will die in a minute and then dont spam. You just made the world a better place.

Random_Girl7 years ago

I can’t believe that 35% pressed no. Nobody suffers. Ever. It’s a reasonable price to pay.

Lukethecrafter39 years ago

If it don't affect me I don't give a fucking shit so go fuck Your mom

Sudokori 10 years ago

Someone else pressed the button

Petromaster9 years ago

Who the hell would press that?

ChickenMan13377 years ago

everybody, cuz u don't die when you press the button

Warfan19398 years ago

Fuck everyone else

Defeated Blueberry9 years ago

*shrugs in Japanese* ä½•ã ä¸€ä½“

ggggameinghackr9 years ago

dumb cristians

DarkDragonWarrior9 years ago

For the greater good!

OnionKnight10 years ago

hopefully this will be the case when future generations pick up the slack from the old shits that is us

ElloThereNormies7 years ago

there ya go. Im dead now

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

Be in heaven watching over my grand children.

ComradeLenin8 years ago

Im a communist & i pressed the button

Zigzaggoon54939 years ago

worst questin ever

WillYouFuckTheButton9 years ago

This question is so generic

GoatMan9 years ago

you would be famous

GunnarOriginal9 years ago

I'd watch the new world from Heaven :)

wolfspirit26711XD9 years ago

ill just ask god for another life XD

angrypuppo7 years ago

Oh cool! I get to die? Win win!

I am you9 years ago

It's called the second coming. Just give it time

DuckWithNoSoul10 years ago

a world without suffering is boring

Melgarashley83859 years ago

Nope noooooooooo way

Marre Rijkenbarg12 years ago

if we don't suffer we won't know what happiness is so that would be like CURSING THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET hmm.... good idea >:3

BlazoBoom9 years ago

But they wouldn't know what sadness was and they would be free from all emotions so, would it really be a curse? No happiness no misery. Tit for tat.

Rasmulisone8 years ago

Why do 66% want to die??

Cel9 years ago

Chirstians are smart <33

UNACONESROOLM89 years ago

thats kinda racist. Please dont kill me but if any religon was smart, we would not have wars. Thats just my opinion though. (>^_^)>

KingMickey9 years ago

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BenDTB9 years ago

Ok my wish is to lose 1million bucks

KharanshuDalvi7 years ago

I can die for it Earth will be happy

Tisalovelybug9 years ago

It doesn't say I'll die after hitting the button, so I assume I'll just die when I would normally have died anyway. There's no downside, I'd just be helping the future with no consequence to my own life at all.