Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic10 months ago

I can do everything I want in my ideal life for five years. That's a good amount of time.

Datuuuuu5 years ago

I dont wanna die

oldnotweak9 years ago

3 more years than ive got left DOUBLE WIN!

oldnotweak3 months ago

oh yeah... so i beat cancer, forgot about this post

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Alex Paulk12 years ago

um if i want my life to go exactly how i want i don't think i would die in five years

Cuddlykittenboy7 years ago

Prutato It"s not a loophole, it"s a paradox

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RobertSzabo7 years ago

Then my life won’t go exactly how I want

IsobelSparrow5 years ago

if my life"s going how I want, I won't die

_ACE_7 years ago

But what if exactly how I want life to go includes becoming an immortal, freewheeling bisexual warlock

articdragon18 years ago

So true most people who seem to be looking at this question they seem to resign themselves with the fact that humans die. First of all with you live out your life like you"d want to which most people are going to consider that they"re going to die because ...[Show full comment]

JackRock8 years ago

paradox

Sam Nessim12 years ago

I would press the button when I was dying...

MetalUniStoned8 years ago

Extra life bitche$$$$$$$$$

Al Muir12 years ago

Damnit Crowley get off here

Crowley the demon9 years ago

Yes I do have that power because I am king of hell

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Zane Settle12 years ago

Dying in 5 years isn't really how I want my life to go.

Robert Forrest Dockham12 years ago

Except if your life goes exactly how you want, it's safe to say in 5 years you won't want to die.

defrostu9 years ago

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ultramen110 years ago

I dont want to die before I even have the chance to drink or have sex XD

otakutrashllama9 years ago

That isn't how I want my life to go though

KayaCutie4 months ago

Yall are overly attached to being alive. I suppose the majority of you are children. Disregard me if you still think the world is your oyster and that you're more than fodder for the 1%, doomed to work in a job that makes you want to kill yourself until yo...[Show full comment]

oldnotweak10 years ago

thats a year or two longer than i have anyways

Sylen8 years ago

I would just change the definition of a year

Aaron_Burr_Sir5 years ago

I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.

Dillian Wyatt12 years ago

This is bothering me... 9999 people said no......

GrungyXboxpro8 years ago

id die at 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Di5tur8ed9 years ago

Five years is fine with me

Lity 2479 years ago

Eh eh

Kidthunder9 years ago

If my life goes how I want then I won't die in five years....

MichaeltheArchangel7 years ago

Sounds to me like Supernatural

krakel9 years ago

well, better spend that time wisely.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Amon21018 years ago

If you want to live for 99 years then....is this so bad

TheNerdyPiglinlast year

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Megan Mackley12 years ago

I'd press it when I'm older than 60.

Theone18 years ago

HOW DOES THIS WORK?!

llooll9 years ago

I live

shoroe9 years ago

Doesnt make any sense

ShinaHelbourne7 years ago

How do I die? In pain or do I just vanish from this world?

Dalton Wood12 years ago

i would extend my life

darkscythe10 years ago

ez make paradox you want live so you will

sofiaca9 years ago

What if the way I want my life to be is to peacefully live forever? How can I die in 5 years?

SkylerInTheSky8 years ago

if i want my life to never end then i won't die in 5 years

Nucleus9 years ago

So a 5 year old has everything set out already?

Murderdronefan2 months ago

Am suicidal soooooo

Mariann410 years ago

I'm not gonna be Light Yagami, oh hell no... I LIED

A Undertale Fan9 years ago

wish to die in 5 years at age 70

SariKingTR5 years ago

I could die when im writing this anywa....

Toxickun Rs12 years ago

Good. ._. i never wanted to live anyways once im over 25.

Kingmason6218 years ago

If life goes exactly how I want I'll be dead long before 5 years😎

BudgingTurtle747 years ago

I could make so many loopholes

siriuslygeeky9 years ago

downside? also, Do I have to wait 5 years??

Bunny Fluff9 years ago

If my life goes how i want, well i dont want to die in 5 years, EZ

Giga_CMG YT9 years ago

great, I'll press this in 50 years

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