Will You Press The Button?

Loophole man9 years ago

1. Having to defend yourself in court is illegal in America. 2. Print out a paper with sign language on it

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago

you're both right (Loophole man and katsumi27) you CAN represent yourself in court although you are responsible for learning about and following the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules of Practice and Procedure, and the law and the court wil...[Show full comment]

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Wynter8 years ago

Speak one letter at a time lol letters not words!!! : l-o-o-p-h-o-l-e-s

Netsuki6 days ago

Why are people in these kind of questions not reading the button rules. You won't be able to COMMUNICATE. Communication means conveying your feeling. Not just speaking. Any kind of communication, whether it's spoken, display or written language, won't work...[Show full comment]

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DaBestMind3 years ago

if you don't press the button, the world won't need to be saved.

DigiDavid9 years ago

What if I save the world the day before I die? Then ill die and can't go to court.

Spain2 years ago

Then they'll bring a dead body to court

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Kael Progen12 years ago

I'll get phoenix wright to defend me.

Bradmantanium3 years ago

That is absolutely correct, how would the protagonist fail?

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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

If I can't speak to defend myself in court, that would mean I would have to do something that would make me lose my voicebox. I could have been stabbed in the throat and survived! I could have faced down the world's first A.I. that went super-robot and tried to destroy the world!

Moonknight9 years ago

You basically described age of ultron

megamya9 years ago

Umm...92

PhoenixPhantom3 years ago

Sign language

Dennis Gud Gynnestam12 years ago

Why would i have to defend myself in court for saving the world? And why would i want to save the world for only one day?

nerdyotaku9 years ago

ilovefreestuff omgosh! There's someone who at least has heard about Jesus!

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yipiheygame8 years ago

The world"s a bitch.

ron Numbumb9 years ago

I'll just injure myself when I can't feel anything as a superhero

MrKingWaffles9 years ago

Why would you need to defend yourself in court if you save the world?

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Masterinferno477 years ago

Good Samaritan laws do exist so if I can prove that I was doing the right thing they can't do anything about it

McTreevil10 years ago

sign language lol

Lzke7 years ago

Bitch I can control all energy. Neat gun you got there officer, would be a shame if the projectiles wouldn't be launched out... You wanna take me to court? F*ck you, I don't wanna. You gonna throw a nuke at me? Bring it. Aint gonna do damage to me.

sonicj019 years ago

write it down

123ludwig8 years ago

Make sure you arent on any cameras

Lissa Trancy9 years ago

Write

TorrentialChaosslast year

How do you know the mistake is court worthy?

Pokemon girl10 years ago

I'm only 11 motherfuckers

Mayathecrown9 years ago

whiteboard

A_Random_Muffin5 years ago

I would just break my arm or something, use that as an excuse not to come to court

Imtrustworthylelelelelellelel8 years ago

Court is never a day after the crime so basically you can go on the run TAKE THAT UNIVERSE LOLOLOL

Yourdadlesbian1237 years ago

It would be after the day though.

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potfrnk9 years ago

I'd just hold up paper.

WatermellonChainsaw9 years ago

The disability is an advantage. Do you want to put a disabled guy in prison? Didn't think so.

oldnotweak10 years ago

lol there wont be courts when im done

12345qwer8 years ago

me:yells:GODZILLA,WHERE U ATE MY BOY

Ninja1234567891O3 years ago

Yesyesyes its ok

Sabrina Peraza12 years ago

When I'm done obliterating the world there will be no court.

toonverse4028 years ago

good people and things my pet pheonix, phoenix wright etc etc bad people and things dragons, nifflers etc etc

Emoji9 years ago

What if i don't make a mistake?

Ryu_the_Smasher 9 years ago

Ever heard of writing?

fireboltqueen9 years ago

Also the court date def wouldn't be the very next day

mntp1907Premium6 years ago

Don't save the world. Use your power to gain wealth. Profit.

silver hands10 years ago

Get an appeal, pretty easy to prove that you weren't fully capable of defending yourself on the first court session. Win appeal. Be a hero.

The Howling Wolf7 years ago

I'll have the ability to never make mistakes.

sirudy9 years ago

screw the legal system

Mattsmithdagod8 years ago

Fucking Harvey Spector to defend me

DarkSinner9 years ago

But i can write anf type right? XD

MrStanFungi11 months ago

just use a superpower which allows you to bypass the downside

magicalrealmofmrfish10 years ago

i would be like dovakhiin from southpark the stick of truth

GoldenEnergy9 years ago

i didn't even understand the question too well

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Benjamin Thompson12 years ago

I'll get a close, good Lawyer, to talk for me, the day before, and tell him what is to come with my terms of communication. And for god's sake, saving the world? You'd rather the world not be saved, everyone die... and you not lose communication for ONE day?

Rekt Much Bro?8 years ago

Dont make a mistake

Ddotness227 years ago

How about delaying the court somehow for a day! Does that work?

patrick sea star9 years ago

Phoenix Wright

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