Will You Press The Button?

Loophole man9 years ago

1. Having to defend yourself in court is illegal in America. 2. Print out a paper with sign language on it

Dat1Buttonpresser3 months ago

you're both right (Loophole man and katsumi27) you CAN represent yourself in court although you are responsible for learning about and following the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Local Rules of Practice and Procedure, and the law and the court wil...[Show full comment]

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Wynter8 years ago

Speak one letter at a time lol letters not words!!! : l-o-o-p-h-o-l-e-s

Netsuki7 days ago

Why are people in these kind of questions not reading the button rules. You won't be able to COMMUNICATE. Communication means conveying your feeling. Not just speaking. Any kind of communication, whether it's spoken, display or written language, won't work...[Show full comment]

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DaBestMind3 years ago

if you don't press the button, the world won't need to be saved.

DigiDavid9 years ago

What if I save the world the day before I die? Then ill die and can't go to court.

Spain2 years ago

Then they'll bring a dead body to court

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Kael Progen12 years ago

I'll get phoenix wright to defend me.

Bradmantanium3 years ago

That is absolutely correct, how would the protagonist fail?

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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago

If I can't speak to defend myself in court, that would mean I would have to do something that would make me lose my voicebox. I could have been stabbed in the throat and survived! I could have faced down the world's first A.I. that went super-robot and tried to destroy the world!

Moonknight9 years ago

You basically described age of ultron

megamya9 years ago

Umm...92

Ddotness227 years ago

How about delaying the court somehow for a day! Does that work?

patrick sea star9 years ago

Phoenix Wright

King Ford9 years ago

App that what you type in is said

Loophole man9 years ago

You don't have to defend yourself in court, having to is illegal in America

18mlivingston10 years ago

Well time to call Pheonix Wright

PolarBeast8 years ago

Well it said save the world for a day not that you only had a super power for a day.

epicgamervallon3 years ago

Good samaritan law

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

:/ If I saved the world, why would I be sent to court... "YOU'RE GUILTY!!! FOR SAVING EVERYONE ON THE PLANET!!!" ....wat...

DerpyKitten8 years ago

My superpower would be mind control. When I'm over there I'll make them all like "Lol, not guilty." What now, downside?

Isaac.3619 years ago

Yeah button

Eric_Hartman9 years ago

I'll get a lawyer

VALBY6 years ago

Ill have the power of not fucking anything up!

littlelinus129 years ago

time to get out ALOT of paper and hopefully pen ink!

Ketrikal7 years ago

Get the power to create anything you imagine. Create a teleporter that you install into your body.

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago

where is the upside? since I´d make a mistake and wouldnt end up saving shit.. probably like superman who saves like 10 people but kills 60000 in the process by collapsing the entire city.

Me291010 years ago

I would screenshot this as proof and type or write to talk btw im 14

AnytaRoel8 years ago

Sign language muthafucka!!!!

motoboy9 years ago

better call saul

gamandy8 months ago

I wont bother going to court because i used the superpower to conquer the world

jshaw718 years ago

I"d stop 9/11

Mad scientist9 years ago

sign language! Is it that hard

yesmann4 years ago

court? what did i do i saved the world

arrowst89 years ago

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Potate_kun7 years ago

Just use Pictionary

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KindaOP8 years ago

1: Give your self the superpower of all powers 2: make it so it lastes forever 3: Give your self the power to get rid of the downside 4: ez

cptStork10 years ago

I'd paint myself some freedom... also, if the mistake isn't that bad then I'd just pay up.

Zacattac9 years ago

write down what this button did to me wait a minute defend myself wtf for?

ssddsx223 years ago

why in court????????/

Spain2 years ago

Finally something that is now from 2 years ago*

Goku11 years ago

Eh, I'd just get a laptop and use the Microsoft Sam program to talk for me.

TickTockRed8 years ago

Type it out.

RageOne5 years ago

Is SIGN LANGUAGE a super power?

a_bad_pun9 years ago

Stops Earths rotation... never turns night

rullerdude9 years ago

use professor x's ability from x men to talk

Ozn39 years ago

Mhhh.. This is hard :'(

Jig Jin9 years ago

You HAVE lawyers to defend yourself!

Lzke7 years ago

I choose telepathy. Problem solved.

Galway Ghost5 months ago

What law did i break exactly? What court of law am i being charged in? Besides, if it is the day after saving the world i wouldn't be in court yet, if anything i would simply be in custody (for some reason)

Blahgirlson10 years ago

big court cases go on MUCH longer.

miriam-is-queer2128 years ago

Sign language

xX_G0D_Xx9 years ago

My super power would be being God. then the downside would cease to exist

mallardkind8 years ago

1 word telepathy

Sofi5759 years ago

morse code ;)

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