You never feel the tensions of stress or the need to do anything
but
You live on a small island with only one palm tree and no food, water, or shelter
I will not


Jaeha9 years ago
Palm tree = Shelter + fire + food Island = Water Island = No annoying people Oh well.

Zacattac9 years ago
you won't feel the need to make any of that though

panpanthepancake8 years ago
oops i didnt mean to click it XD i was reading the top comment and i blanked out and clicked the button XD

Jordan Swigart12 years ago
This is basically asking if you want to commit suicide.

E-coli8 years ago
I want to commit suicide anyway
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Arcadia7 years ago
I'm sure that I won't get any stress after dying of thirst.

freedomstar9 years ago
so your an asshole?

MaritzaOrtiz7 years ago
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britthill4448 years ago
But....thats exactly how i live right now.....(!?!)

lol9 years ago
Arev you going to make me swim all th. Way to America.

Nlbelike9 years ago
You wouldn't feel like thats nessescary

The Button Presser 9 years ago
So basically do I die slowly or just carry on with my life hmmmm....

Ryan Yoro12 years ago
i would stress from the lack of everything

Yatanay8 years ago
http://willyoupressthebutton.com/437626

dein9 years ago
suicide or life sui cide or liefei chose c: life

Atomic1119 years ago
So I just procrastinate till I die? Nah.

Kirevaam9 years ago
Stress isn't much a bad thing.

snowpoop9 years ago
"You know, I don't feel like trying to even look for food or water. I'm just gonna sit here and...and..." *ZZzZzz*

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mrturtal7 years ago
they never said when you are on an island

bilbo baggins9 years ago
so you wont feel they need to survive dang

Robecuba10 years ago
I wouldn't feel fear to swim to mainland, so yay.

Bohus579 years ago
Sometimes having stress is better than starving on an island.

ImTheBubbles8 years ago
Never said you couldn't build a boat

Eskimobill19198 years ago
You wouldn't feel the need to

Android_Sixteenlast year
But have you seen my (perfect) jawline

Patrick3550129 years ago
So i dont stress out anymore but i die.Hmmmmmm hard decision

nathan mcbride9 years ago
No FOOD NO FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD THATS SUICIDAL YOU COMPLETE IDIOT! LOL SORRY

CTViolet10 years ago
I wanna live

BananasAreAwesome7 years ago
One palm can do lots of things

Ryan Yoro12 years ago
suicide?

KiahRogers8 years ago
I mean there are trees so I'm pretty sure you"re going to be making some shelter and fire. It wouldn't make sense if you"re sleeping on the sand or grass in the dark when there"s trees around you, use your brain.

KiahRogers8 years ago
**a tree

superbro987659 years ago
There is plenty of water.

CenaCentury8 years ago
small island with a bridge back to home

Dreamwarrior149 years ago
So be lazy, bored, and dead. Not pressing that button.

Templarking12699 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

snowpoop9 years ago
Umm... you're on an island... you're surrounded by water...in the ocean there is fish...palm tree makes shelter and fire to cook...oh well if I do get the need to swim back to America, my husband and kids will hate me because i'll be lazy as *poop*

Saltusecretagent7 years ago
I would commit suicide but I wouldn't want to

Quilladin2069 years ago
So I'm alone, stranded on an island, with no shelter, no food or water... And despite all of that shit, I won't feel stress? How the hell am I not going to feel stress because of that?

TremendousByDesign10 years ago
that "hitler did nothing wrong" guy is annoying and not funny at all

Tybu9 years ago
heak no! i need food water and shelter to survive so ur literly dying lol

GangsternauwL8 years ago
What if the island is in a very small lake

mmochi_x2last year
No stress ever but you die, not very smart imo

JohnCena614829 years ago
Wait... Cast Away YEAH BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dreamwarrior149 years ago
Only difference is that he found food and found water.

Kaiyanni10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Wiserman199 years ago
So they want you to die of hunger and just sit there while it happens

Satori11 years ago
Nothing to stress about except a long, slow death.

WorkTeam7 years ago
"no food, water, or shelter" weird cuz water is ocean, fish is food and palm tree is shelter.

UserUser8 years ago
You wouldn't feel stress because you"d be dead

rexafun129 years ago
you'd die of starvation after a week

MinecraftMooAnn9 years ago
So... you pretty much kill yourself because of lack of motivation. Yay.

antiS10 years ago
This is some real passive-aggressive shit of a question. Still, original way to say "pls go die everyone"

ZombieNinja1397 years ago
No water, how is this an island then?

TemmieArmor9 years ago
If you're on an island, how is there no water...?

Commissar9 years ago
But wouldn't it be salt water? We can't drink salt water. Unless it's an island on a lake or something, just make sure there's nothing in the water...
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travelelliott9 years ago
I'd eat my bumm
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